Go Team Courtney. I own nothing.
Oh that self-centered, arrogant, bigheaded pig, that Neanderthal, that Ogre! I cannot believe I even fell for him! I will never let that cheater into my life again. I watch with angry eyes as I see my ex-boyfriend kissing that ugly slut boyfriend kissing Goth, Gwen.
I let out a seething sigh of anger and was about to yell at the disgusting "couple" to get a room, I am sure the port a potty confessional stall was open for them to use, they were sure comfortable there before. Until Chris announced that, it was time to sing! But here was the catch, we had to sing some old American song by this group called Destiny's Child.
Chris said since the sing was about girl power that I would be singing most of it with Heather and Sierra as back up. Oh joy.
Chris had us all change into some slutty costumes, now normally I would never sink as low as to wear this demeaning clothes but I wanted to see Duncan suffer as he saw what he lost forever. So, I consented to wear a purple sport bra and an open purple blouse that showed of my abs well. Chris had me wear purple skinny jeans that showed off the ass that Duncan loved and purple high heels. Two big real diamond rings were on my middle fingers and a chrome silver watch was fastened to my thin wrist. Needless to say but I was one hot slut.
Heather and Sierra were in similar outfits but Heather was in pink and Sierra in blue but they didn't have the small amount of jewelry I did. We were very hot sluts on the plane's small stage that Chris had Chef make in the mess room. Just before the curtain rose, Chris gave us some fake cash to stuff down our shirt, pants, etc. and finally the thin pathetic curtain was hung that covered us from the rest of the contestants and the music began.
Lucy Liu... with my girl, Drew... Cameron D. and Destiny
Charlie's Angels, Come on
Uh uh uh
The curtains opened and the entire world could see me as I was dressed and I happily noticed Duncan jaw was wide open hanging. I was already singing and I poured my heart into the song that helped me remember that I did not need Duncan.
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
I flipped everyone off to show off my huge diamond rings and I could hear the sharp intake of breath from the audience. Yeah that's right, innocent Courtney just told you to all fuck off.
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely The shoes on my feet
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships
I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearing I pluck my outer shirt once to emphasize the lyrics.
I've bought it
The rock I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on me
If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
I'll buy it
I lift up the wrist that holds my chrome silver watch and let everyone see the diamond studded face.
The house I live in
I've bought it
The car I'm driving
I've bought it
Sierra and Heather pretend to be driving cars and held out their arms as if they were moving the car wheel and were driving down the highway.
I depend on me
(I depend on me)
I had always done everything on my own. When I wanted to be on season two, I forced my lawyers to make it happen. When I was at school during a debate, I had to depend on myself to win that match. In my life, it was always me myself and I, why should now be any different.
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Sierra and Heather dropped down to their feet and pulled out cash from their back pockets and threw it around me while throwing up their arms to reflect the lyrics as best they could/
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that
Heather and Sierra have been doing the backup parts well and are starting to dance around me in of course a slutty way. They grind their bodies against each other and I can see Cody and Alejandro both drooling a river as they watch the girls they like grinding against each other. Owen and Tyler are both trying not to look so they can remain faithful to Izzy and Lindsey, it is heartening that there are still some boys in this world that care about the girl they are dating.
Even though Owen did break up with Izzy, he is still trying to remain faithful to her and I respect him for that. Izzy is lucky to have him.
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent
Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Braggin' on that cash that he gave you is to front
If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt
Depend on noone else to give you what you want
Sierra and Heather have gone into the audience and are beginning to give their guys lap dances as I continue on with the rest of the dance and just move from side to side swinging my hips with the beat.
The shoes on my feet
I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearing
I've bought it
The rock I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on me
If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
I'll buy it
The house I live in
I've bought it
The car I'm driving
I've bought it
I depend on me
(I depend on me)
You know I never thought Gwen could hate me more than she already did but let's face it, with the way she keeps trying to kill with that glare the more its obvious that she is just jealous. I know that I am better than she is in everyway because I never tried to steal Trent from her, even now when I should and get revenge on her for stealing Duncan from me but I don't. I refuse to sink to her despicable level.
That Goth can go jump off the plane without a parachute with that stupid cheating liar she calls her boyfriend for all I care. I am an independent women and nothing will ever change that. I only need me myself and I to survive in this harsh and dangerous world.
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Heather and Sierra get of their guys and return to the stage with satisfied smirks playing on their evil faces and walk quickly back to their places behind me. Now the dance they keep repeating is the usual easy slut moves like twisting their hips to the sides, flipping their hair while they twist their hips and sink to the ground slowly bending their knees. Their eyes are usually closed as they try and stay on the beat at all times.
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that
All this time, Duncan has never taken his eyes off me. Duncan's lustful icy teal eyes travel from my chest, to my flat stomach, to my ass when I turn around and spin just to show it off. I dance to the beat of this song as I have been doing from the beginning. I sink to my knees when the chorus is on the first line then keep singing and swerve side to side before popping up at the last me and belting out that note. When the rest of the song goes on, I sing and step from side to side and keep singing letting the power of the song fill me up from the inside.
I finally look deep into Duncan eyes and sing the last down like that, as I grind into Heather and Sierra who are behind me and I see Duncan's tongue finally escape his mouth and hangs like an overheated dog.
Yeah, Gwen might want to put her mutt on his leash before he starts to wander and tries to get me back.
Destiny's Child Child of Destiny Woah Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off Angel style
Independent beauty
Noone else can scare me
Charlie's Angels
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that
[repeat until fade]
Heather, Sierra, and I all bow and leave the stage. I make sure that I swing my butt leaving the stage, teasing my ex-boyfriend even further.
As I exit the dressing room, Duncan is outside the door and immediately pins me to the wall and tries to press his filthy lips to mine but a quick kick to the groin and he is down. He sinks to the ground in pain and I tell him in a cold indifferent voice, "Go back to your slut Duncan. I'm not taking you back you fucking heartless cheater."
I walk away with the confidence I need to survive this game and smile I enter the first class wing and sit down contently into a chair. Duncan will never bother me ever again. Gwen can have him. I don't need him.
Is Courtney too much of a bitch in this story?