"When life have been giving you lemons, you write fanfiction about it."
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Making The Case
"Khakis..." He checked his fine backside inside his 'date' pants, "check. Breath mints..." He breathe out and winded the air to his face, "check. Apology letter..." His excited expression faltered as he held the item close, then he beamed another smile, though seems a bit forced and put the letter inside his pants pocket, "check!"
"Now, for the shirt..." He slid his arms into the sleeves and buttoned his orange sleeved shirt, or 'date' shirt, his eldest called, "check. Bouquet of red roses..." He opened his dresser, reveals bouquet of bright red roses and give it a creepy whiff, Ahh~ "check!" He grab something from one of the cabinet, and plugged it into his ears, "Noise-B-Gone..." He press the button and all sounds are none-exist, "check!"
He pulled the earphone out of his ears and checked himself again in the mirror, his smile is a sight to behold due to his amazing clean and shine-y white teeth, he also spots his cheeks bones starting to formed, indicating he has grown a bit, his uniquely shine-y white hair is also beautifully silky.
He is ready to go to school.
Fortunately for the viewer, he also spot one of you, and let a suprised gasped, "Oh, I totally forgot about all of you," He cover his bearings, "well, as you all can see, I bring some stuff with me to school," He scratchs a small percent of his head, sheepishly looking to the ground, "the reason for it was... welp, let just say; five days ago was the most humiliating and annoying week of my life."
He emphasize the depth of the situation by counting his fingers as in metaphor, "First, Cristina changed to a different class, which is kinda hurt but not as hurtful as some- who am I kidding, almost every person laughed at me. Well, more of the boys than the girls, but you know what I getting at; I was, probably still am, the school laughing stock." He held up his phone to his face and a small smile grazed upon his lips.
"Thanks to Lisa though, that humiliating videos has been deleted. New kids shouldn't be able to laugh at me because they have no reasons to," He sighed tiredly, his smile faltered, "second problem though... is still Cristina," He started with another sighs, "me kissing her picture in the video has rubbed her the wrong way, and she thought of me as a weird-o, or worse; a creep."
He hang his head, "I tried talking to her, but Brownie and Cookie always by her side, guarding her... from me," He grab a comb and apply gels ontop of his white hair, and combed his hair into slicked-back fashion, "today though, it won't be like last time, because this time, I got it covered."
Bright sunlight grazed upon his face as he adorned a beautiful toothy smile, appreciate the work he put into combing his white hair. He isn't bragging, but he oftenly getting praises from his mom and sisters and severals neighbours, mostly womankind, about his cute-y chipped 'bunny' tooth, his pretty-boy face and adorable, not to add unique white hair.
He flattered and blushed upon every compliments. Truthfully, he didn't buying their words. If he did looking handsome like what they described, shouldn't he got at least one girl dotting for him already. No. Because girls his age likes jerk-y kids like Chandler and Papa Wheelie, rather than Jolly-Good boy, which would be him.
Maybe he should try being a jerk for once, just for today. Just to get enough reactions from his classmates to know whether they likes dickhead Lincoln or pushover Lincoln. He sighed, Alright-y then. Just for today, a jerk named Lincoln is born.
"Twerp!" He heard his eldest shouted from outside his room, before the door being kicked open with forces, "you are- literally had dressed already." She tamed a bit after seeing her brother has dressed, then realized the lock of the door has busted due to her kick and she bargained him with a nervous smile, "I'm literaly sorry 'bout your door, Lincoln."
"Its okay," He grab the busted knob and lock, throw them into one of the cabinet and pull another set of lock and knob, "is the others has ate their designed breakfast already?" He asked, not even bother making his voice proud for preparing all the dishes alone, because his dad couldn't cook due to his hands got oil burnt.
"Yes, they had. Its literally delicious, Link." She wanted to ruffled his white hair; she loves doing those, part of it because she got such good reaction from her only brother, other part is... well, he's cute when frustrated. But after seeing how smart his hair is combed, she chose not to. She just busted his door, don't need another moody Linky, as Leni would often complaint.
"I'm glad you like it," He tried not to smile, but fail miserably, "how's Bobby and Ronnie Anne doing in the city? I heard you talked with him on the phone just an hour ago."
Her expression turn a bit shocked, her siblings shouldn't her conversation with her Boo-Boo Bear, especially Lincoln, she has made that statement clear almost passing days already, but just this morning, she forgot to cleared her phone-lines, "Oh, that," She tried to play it cool, "its literally nothing. Just trivial teenage stuff, you literally wouldn't like to hear the details." She finished with a sheepish smile and awkward chuckles.
Luckily for her, the only Loud boy trust her reasons and shrugging before tending back to his busted doorknob. As he doing that, his eldest took the chance to observe her brother's room from the inside, obviously.
One thing stood out the most as she viewed his room was there is a bouquet of red roses ontop of his dresser. Its would not make any sense if it was for Clyde, she thought. So, it must be for girl. Then, she realize how different her brother seems to be.
"What's with the hairgel? and Khakis? and your 'date' shirt?" As soon as she comes into the room, she sees her brother wearing something, but she didn't expecting his orange sleeved shirt. She sees Lincoln darted his eyes to elsewhere, and she piece everything together, "o. m. gosh! you wanna go on a date, aren't ya!?"
He shushed her in loud snake-like whispers, "Keep it quiet, please. I don't want the others to know, especially Luan."
Her brother's chosen sister made her confused, "Wait. 'especially Luan'. What's wrong with her finding out this secret little date of yours?" She teased.
He shook his head, "No. This isn't a date," Her brother's serious tone made her stopped taunting him, "this roses is my plan B if plan A got busted... I wanna apologize and make amends with Cristina."
A name she didn't recognize.
"She is the girl on that photo I kissed in Luan's embarrasing videos of me," He sighed sharply, "she changed class because of me, and I wanted to apologize for being so dang weird and a creep-o around her."
Hearing her brother saying those two words towards himself made her wanted to give him a hug, and she did. She patted the top of his head, "There, there lil' bro. Everything is literally okay,"
He was being unresponsive for a moment, before circling his arms around his eldest hips. He would never say this to her, but Lori has one of the best comforting hug in their siblinghood, right after Leni and Lynn.
She broke the hug, "But, why did you don't want us to know about this? You do know that we're very happy to help our bro, right?" She smiled, sincerely at him, "we could help you apologize to that girl, especially Luan." She declared.
He sighed tiredly, "No. You couln't help me," He grab a hand-held mirror and checking his face all over again, "the reason why I keep this as a secret because... I don't want any of you girls to feels guilty."
She tilted one head, "Guilty?"
He nodded, "Yeah, guilty. This whole thing started because of me, I uploaded the video of you girls without permission. While it gave me fame, it also gave me your wrath. So, Luan and I uploaded another video of me," He explained, "I could only imagine how sad she would become if she knows about those 7 minutes video she chose to upload has been destroying my already low rep for weeks."
She smiled sympathetically at that. Her brother often makes mistake, but he always fix it. He also love his sisters so much so he protecting them, both physically and emotionally. He wouldn't let her sisters down, no matter how unappreciate or clueless their siblings has be around the house. Again, she hugged him.
"Alright. We literally won't bother you." She hugged him tighter, as were he.
"Thanks."
Suddenly, a cries from the hall alerting both siblings. Lincoln, who is first to broke the hug, follow after Lori to her shared bedroom.
In there, they sees the beautiful and ditzy blonde they knew as their sister: Leni, crawling cowardly under her bed, her back is arched and she is bend over, giving her brother an eyeful of her ample rear and light green-ish pantyshot.
Lincoln has grew immune, one could say, to those kind of 'fine' sights. He seen his sisters naked countless of times, pretty much in the past, more and more now in the present and bath with them every day, he even scrubbed and massaged their backs and fronts. On rare occasion, his sisters would be willing to do the same too.
"Leni, why are you crying?" He asked first.
The ditzy blonde cried again, "Flying cockroaches!" Just then, said cockroaches landed ontop of Lori's right shoulder and she cried the same version as Leni's, before she run out of the room, same goes with the cockroaches, to where her feets met the grounds.
"Its gone, Leni. Come out now..." Her brother never molesting her trust, so she complied and the cockroaches really are gone, Yeah! "you okay, Leni?"
She nodded, appreciatively, "Thanks, Linky!" She bounced on her light steps as she making way to her closet. Her arms are folded close to her torso, like a Tyranosauraus Rex or Velociraptor. Its kinda cute too, especially since Leni is a Kind-hearted Goddess.
"The cockroaches I found is inside my closet," She open said furniture, "thanks to you, its like, gone already." She hummed a beautiful Disney's theme song as she trying to chose one dress out of many dresses she had in one closet, "Linky?"
Her brother is tending to his phone, a simple model; Iphone 11, a gift from their gran-gran; Mrytle, before he dip the phone back to his pocket and look at Leni, "Yeah?"
She held a plain sea green Tee shirt close against her bosom, lovingly defining her developed chest, "Is this looks cute on me?" She frowned at Lincoln.
He hummed, while drumming his right fore, middle and ring fingers against his chins, "Its... cute. Althought I think you might look even more fabulous in plain white off-shoulders tops," He added, "and denim shorts." She raised her brows, cutely, making him reminded her of something; "Ain't your class are going on a tour to Singapore for class assignment."
She stick her red-velvet muscle out of the corner of her mouth, and hummed to herself, trying to remember what her teacher said to the whole class last week.
She snapped her fingers together, "Oh, right! I'm like, totes forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me, Linky," She turn to her closet and rummage through till she found said tops. Its a bit revealing, especially since she had a lot, her busty bosom, to cover, "do you really think I should like, wear this to Singapore? its a little... eye-catching."
He shrugged that off, "A girl such as you, Leni should not hide her unrivaled beauty..." He cussed at himself; its sounded way better in his head, now that he said it out loud, its sounded like a sappy romantic quote from 90s movies. So he added, "besides, the weather there is a bit warm. So for best clothing option, wear less layers of clothes and show more skins. This is my girl friend; Girl Jordan, talking from her experience."
She turn and inspect her tops again; it is, like totes revealing, but when thinking twice about it, add with Linky's praises and advice, maybe its not that bad after all to show some skins. Besides, she is, indeed, a beauty with no rivals, "Okay!"
He nodded to himself; thinking he has did a great job on giving opinions and such to his fashionista of a sister. He decided to let her undress and changes in peace, so he left her to her own privacy, "Oh, and Leni, you better flip that curtain before changing."
She turn to where brother pointed at; her and Lori's bedroom window's curtain is flapping madly. Someone from outside, a perverted old men or teenager that is, might peeping on her innocent as she undressing and changing. So she quickly closed the window and cover it with said curtains, "Got it!"
Unknown to her, Linky already left to downstairs, where he sees Lori, Luna, Luan and Lola running like crazy from a flying cockroaches. Lynn and Lana the only sisters who aren't afraid and are chasing after said cockroaches, with Lucy being as calm as a night on the couch, her small face buried on her black poem books.
He sat down next to her, "Good morning, Lucy." With her greeting back, "Morning to you too, brother."
He stole a few peeps on her book, "What's the page did you read this morning?" She respond, "It was written by a man with username; 'Risque'. The poem is about a sister who truly in love with her older brother, titled; 'Loving Thy Brother'."
He gulped instantly, "Does it good?" She take a few minutes, before responding, "Not very. There is too much grammatical error. That is a big no-no in the world of poetry. At least, the contents involving said sister and brother are real romantic."
He nodded, still feeling a bit taken by the choice of subject but he believe in his younger sister to not... loving him? at least not in that forbidden and incestual way.
"Alright-y. Tell Lori; I won't be riding Vanzilla this morning. I'll walk to school with my friends. But, do tell her to pick me up after school, can I count on you, my little blood sucking vampire?"
Her thin, ghostly pale lips curved a tiny upwards, "Surely you can, brother o' mine." Her lips smiled even wider, sincerely speaking as her only brother ruffling her silky raven hair, "I know I could."
He ascending upstairs for good minutes, before descending down the stairs, and she couldn't say this with confidence, but her brother seems to be grasping a bouquet of red flower, tenderly in his grips, as he walk out through the front door.
If only you know there is no poet named 'Risque' and a poem; 'Loving Thy Brother'... you wouldn't be so clueless of my intention.
"Yack! Lana, did you seriously just ate the disgusting little insect?" Lola shouted at her older twin sister, who shrugged, "What, it taste like chicken."
Lucy buried her face back to her book.
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As he walk down the pavement, he reminisce the memories whereby he was in the hall, grabbing the roses and ear-cancelling-plug, when suddenly his sister; Leni wanted his opinion on her looks.
With the tops clung lovingly to her trimmed waist and hips, not to add her chesty bosom tried to break free from its cotton prison and that bare, silky, porcelain, and endless legs, combined with her shapely buns hugged by a pair of denims shorts. Unf.
He could only imagine how lucky Singapore is to have such an unmatched beauty on their soil for three whole days. Lucky.
Hopefully she wouldn't bring back any Singaporean guys to Michigan. Or he would flip 180 degrees. What could he say, he is a protective brother to his sisters, no matter whether they were older or younger than him.
Their protector.
His trance been putting to stop as Elementary getting closer and closer, till he finally spots some of his classmates around the school field. He grip the roses tightly, and plugged the earplugs into his ears. Soon as he pass by the classmates...
He imagine their mocking laughters.
At him.
Now, he is inside the building and as he walk pass by some of his girl classmates in the hall, he couldn't spot Cristina... or Cookie and Brownie for same matter. But he did found Clyde, chatting and laughing in joy with their circle of friends.
Among them 5, only Stella and Liam sees him. They waved at him, beckoning him to join them, but he refuse with a hand gesture; He needs to find Cristina and put a stop to his mockery.
They understood, and rejoined the conversation at hands.
As he watching them, having a good times without him, he remembered what he said to Lucy. Part of him felt ashamed for lying to her about walking to school with his friends. She just an extraordinary sweet little girl, and he lied to her. Oh well, it is for a great cause.
Still, he need to apologize to her.
Speaking of apologizing.
He just, briefly, saw Cristina with her two loyal friends getting inside the girls restroom. Dang it, he could only wait now.
The class won't start until 8AM. So he had 42 minutes to spent.
So he wait... and as he wait, classmates after classmates comes to him, and while some of them aren't laughing at him, he got pretty annoyed as they questionings him about his fancy appearance.
He can't hear a thing with 'Be-Gone-Noisy-Ignorants' earplugs in his head. Still, he turn off the silent mode when Girl Jordan and Renee came to him and asked him questions... he sorta had a crush on both of them, so he developed a soft spot for them.
Anyway, he had off topic.
Girl Jordan asking him something about pool party and whether he could attending said party, while Renee speaked about a collections of rare comics would be on auction at a comic convention.
Usually, in some classical and predictable cartoons, the whole episode would be about him, racked his brain out on who's events should he go. He could only chose one, and if he didn't attend one's event, they won't be happy. Same goes with the other, if he refuse to come.
But for this scenario, there would be no drama; because Girl Jordan wanted to held her party on Sunday, 6 days from now. While the Comic-Con Renee talking about is held 2 weeks from now.
He could go to both events.
"What did you think you're doing?"
Remember, he's wearing that Noise-B-Gone earplugs. He can't hear a thing, even if he really really focus to listen. The person need to step up their wake up call, if they wanted to alert him.
"I got this, CK."
Suddenly, he felt the bouquet of roses in his grip became loose and being yanked right out of his grip.
He turn to where the direction his roses being stole, but he only stumbles upon Cristina's bodyguards; Cookie and Brownie.
He sheepishly chuckles to himself, wave his hand at them, when he sees Brownie holding his roses, "Oh, thank you, Brownie. I've been looki-" His hands being slapped, hard by the other girl, "ouch! what's that for?"
"Uh, you," Cookie poke her slender forefinger at his chest, it is kinda hurting, "why are you waiting outside of girls restroom?" She poke him, asking him to answer the question quickly, again.
"I uh... waiting, for someone."
Cookie and Brownie stare at each other, before the former turn back to glare at him, "There is no one else inside. There were only me and Brownie. But Cristina still inside, and we will never let you meet her."
"Listen. You see that roses..." He pointed at the bouquet of red flowers Brownie is holding, "I wanna apologize to Cristina. For being a creep, kissing a picture of her, and ya know... some other thing I just need to be sorry about," He rubbed his arm, "Cookie, I'm very sorry for that dance 2 years ago. It was not my intention to... grope lower, or any other your... girl parts and Brownie, sorry that I saw you... undressing."
The two girls glance at each other in deadpan expression, before Brownie steps closer to him, "Lincoln... we had long forgive you for all of that," She smiled warmly, "we know it just an accident... or you just being super lucky."
"Still," Cookie break the happy mood, "we won't let you be near Cristina," Her glare softened, "although. I could appreciate that you wanted to apologize to her. Something most boys in this school never try before to any girls."
Maybe I had a chance, he thought.
"But. Even if we let you go see her, she won't talk to you," Brownie said, "and its not because she hate you. Its something else, something personal."
"Her boyfriend broke up with her," Cookie blurted out, "she is in there, bawling her eyes out because her boyfriend ditched her for someone wealthy."
How could someone did that? He thought, Wealthy before anything else is a bad deal.
"Maybe I could... you know, help her. If you girls don't know, I lived with 11 females, I know what girls want and need in their darkest time." He beamed a proud smile, "I should be able to help her with her problem."
"I bet you do. But Cristina won't be coming out anytime soon," The trio silence for a moments before Brownie check the clock hanging on the wall near a classroom, "dang it. I'm late for my violin lesson."
"How about if you go, I wait for Cristi." Cookie suggested and Brownie take it, not before giving the roses back to him. And so, there was two, "so... you wear something apart from that polo shirt. I'm impressed, and I'm gonna lose my $100 bet with GJ. Thanks a lot, Lincoln."
Trying not to overthink her sarcasm, he asks, "Bet?"
"With how much screentime you getting but never change your fashion. I started to think that maybe you have no other clothes, so I put a bed on it; Lincoln would never change his dork style. I gained $1350 so far, for 6 years. Now, I'll lose $1 to Jordan."
"Just a dollar?"
"Yeah. We bet $1 per day. And everyday, you never change your style and I never lose, until today. Hopefully, just today. I need the money." She muttered the last one.
"Need the money?"
She nodded, "My family has a struggling bakery, and we need that money to pay debts and stuff. We asked for Cake Boss's helps but Buddy never came."
He is quite shocked to heard such a tragic life story, especially since it happened to one of his classmate. He felt bad.
He just wanted to apologize to Cristina for what he done, but he accidentally had mess with someone else life by doing so.
"Listen, Cookie. If there is anything I could help you with, I will be happ-"
"Good. Three days from now Royal Woods will held a baking competition and I wanna compete so bad but they won't let me because the terms said a team must have more than one person and because my other friends are suck in baking that only leave you and I know how good you are at baking Lincoln I ate the valentine chocolate you gave all of us and I know you were lying when you said you bought that at the candy store because candy store didn't sell every persons favorite flavour in one box so I knew you could bake and are very expert in it so how is is are you gonna come with me to that competition three days from now?" She breathe in deep, desperate air into her lungs.
His mouth agape. She tricked him good.
She smirked at him, eyes half lidded, "Nah. My family bakery is good. I just want big pile of cash so I could be prepare for the future. Now, could I count on you for that competition?"
Even though, she has tricked him, he still found a reasons to smile and accepted it.
"Great. Now, for the reward..." She leaned in closer to Lincoln, grab his shoulders and make their face inches closer, "I always wanted to do this," She yanked him and push his back, that action makes him step through the restroom door, "she crying in the last stall, and oh, you better not taking advantages of the situation, because if I found she bones you; you're dead meat," She cracked her knuckles, "now go. I got you covered, as in I will stop anyone who wanted to use the restroom."
He smiled at her, before lost from her sights, Hopefully, I did the right thing.
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Girls restroom is a whole lot cleaner than in Boys toilet. At the latter, there are no marmar sinks, there are no doors for each stalls, there is no big mirror on the wall.
Yup, completely different.
Its smelled nice too, ~Smells good~ actually. Clearly, there are no boys ever step into this land and 'worked' the lids. Brownie is right; he is indeed lucky.
Lincoln Lucky.
Sounds of sobbing and sniffles became louder prompt him to hurried pass his anxiety and with a bold move, he swing the door open, and there is Cristina.
She must not expecting him. If her shocked expression is any indication. She must felt afraid too, because she quickly shrinked herself to the corner of the stall with 'dread' written on her pupils.
"D-did you h-here to- to..." Her eyes never leave his. He could only see fear.
"No," He kneeled in front of her. The sudden action scaring her even more, "I'm not gonna do anything to you. I just wanna see and talk to you."
She gulped, "How d-did you g-get in here?"
He take a steps forward, making her flinched, "Cookie let me."
"Unloyal friend," She muttered under her breath, before glaring at him, "you said you wanna see and talk with me, now you have... so please leave me alone."
He shook his head, "No can do..." He then producing a bouquet of red roses from behind him, and handed it to her, "for you."
She being a little cautious with the flowers, it could be poisoned, she could never know. After reconsidering her option though...
She take the bouquet of roses, and in impulse give it a nice whiff, Ah~ smells like... strangely like him?
"Did you wear your cologne?" She asked, thinking that maybe his cologne rubbed off on the flowers, though received a shake of his head. She nodded and bring the roses close, and her nose do the whiffs again, "you smelled abnormally like... vanilla."
He felt embarrased by his girly scents, "I get that a lot," Though, some of his girls classmates like it. He must praises his sisters for it, "My sisters always wanted me to be on top of everything, especially hygienes and smell."
"Always?"
"Well, you see. My sisters wanted me to be better than other boys, other guys, other men. So they shape me to who I am today," He sighed a dreamy sighs, "althought it sorta ruined my boyhood, it helped me gained good friends," He chuckled, "being 'nice' and 'girly' has it quirks."
She restrained herself from smiling. She don't want to smile, she wants to be alone. But his toothy smile and heartful laughs is so dang adorable.
It somehow makes her tingling inside her core. Even though just a moments ago, she bawled her eyes out. The Loud has a knack in making people happy as it looks like.
She found herself burning through her face.
She never felt this way before. Well, she has, but that is long time ago; last month, when her crush; Connor Pingrey, smiling with identical toothy smile at her.
And again when he accepted her love confession.
That was last month. Now, he broke up with her for someone richer than herself, which happen to be her own friend; Katherine. The rich girl didn't even love him, due to Cristina ordered the rich girl not to.
They are BF after all.
Still, good luck finding new GF, Connor.
"-and that is how my sweats and odour tasted and smelled like vanilla," He chuckled again, "like I told you; having so many sisters aren't so bad. In fact, it is actually has many interestin-"
Obviously, she didn't heard a thing because she too busy reminisce the past. The thing is.. it supposed to make her sad, but having Lincoln in the stall with her... making her feel the opposite of 'sad'.
She is feeling happy.
"Lincoln?" Said boy stopped with his tales, and facing the girl. Her porcelain cheeks is tinged with soft pink, "c-c-could you..." She gulped, her cheeks burning even more, "k-kiss me?" His eyes widen, "on the lips." His cheeks burned red, He's cute.
"W-why all of a sudden?"
Why?
She, herself didn't know. Why did she wanted to be kissed by the boy who creeps her out of the class? She couldn't answer with words. At least not coherentable.
But, she know this; she had to have that kiss. She need to feel the love, and see if she could find it within him.
"Please?" She is expressing her best puppy dog eyes. But with her own signature shining sclera and lens. A unique feature only Potters had in their blood-lines. At least the female sides of the family did.
He battled with his brain, she can feel it.
If being asked to kiss the prettiest girl in school around last month, Lincoln Loud wouldn't think twice to do it.
But today, he felt like it was a wrong thing to do.
She is hurted. She is desperate for love, he knows from experience. She just wanted to be loved, and while its not wrong. Its not right either, because she is clouded.
Still, he once like her, as in love interest.
Why did it change again?
Because he found Ronnie Anne? and spending valuable time with her?
Or Nikki gave him her personal cell number while at the big city to hangout?
Maybe it is because of this newfound feeling on Girl Jordan.
No matter what the reasons are, he just didn't like Cristina as much anymore.
But why did he even likes her in the first place?
Other than the fact that every boys in school likes her for being the prettiest girl in school, there is literally nothing else to like.
He felt ashamed and regretting thought of that last parts.
Everybody deserved to be loved.
He smiled at her, "Sure. Why not?" He leaned in closer to her burning face. Puckering his lips as he did so.
Her lips did the same, and just when they were inches apart, they stopped.
Her dark red iris gaze lovingly into his strong big blue iris, and they sealed their lips together.
Her hands goes to his shoulders, as her body leaning closer to his own, for support. While his hands cupped her warm cheeks, deepen their first kiss, at least her first kiss.
They stay for good minutes, feeling each other soft lips before pulled their heads back. Although, out of breaths, neither seems tired for what's comes next.
Her lips curved to one side as her hands found the back of his head. She suggestively lick her bottom lips, "Not bad, Loud. Still, hope you got more tricks up your sleeves." She pulled his head to hers and their lips intertwined for the second time this day.
As for this second kiss, she prodded her red-velvety muscle into his mouth, tasting his own saliva and mix with hers together. As electrifying as it is, she grew impatient by her partner lack of smooching participation.
Clearly, he never french kissing anyone before. Which is good, still...
"C'mon, Loud. Just do what I did with my tongue." She mumbled.
He never kiss a girl with tongue before. Usually his older sisters taking the initiative, while he just had to sit back and let them tongued his mouth interior.
Even with Ronnie Anne, he never using his tongue when kissed her for apology at Jean Juan's French Mex befor.
But, he aim to please.
He was born to please his older sisters.
Why not other girls?
He flicked her tongue with his, the sudden sensation of another person's tongue dancing with hers, make the girl go stiff.
He not done just yet, he nibbled on her bottom lips for a moment then chewed lightly on her upper lips, before prodded his way inside her mouth again and gently massaging her tongue.
He's quite a kisser materials.
She gasped in his mouth as both his hands found landing pads on her bubble butt. They are nothing special like her older sister, who has juicy buns that could twerks all day.
Still, she is Potter and she has the best handfuls booty of the planet.
Which is an idication as his fingers easily sinked into her soft buttcheeks, and dang, it felts so very good, like cotton white marshmallow.
Her hands busy stroking his back and massaging his scalps.
His hands moved from their favorite buns, to her hips, where he summoned all 11 years old of strength and lift her up and gently landed her on his boner.
Next, he circling his strong arms around her waist as he deepen the kiss, occasionally thrusting his enlarging and throbbing boner against her spreaded crotch.
With another thrust of his pelvis, she coiled her head back, ending their smooching session. He had gone bored with flicking, dancing, massaging and nibbling with her tongue and lips anyway.
He need a new challenge.
He found it in a form of two parted slits, with a strong stenchs of strawberry and another unknown smells, with wet spots on the center, covered by a sort of girly red and navy blue stripes panties.
She often wearing skirts to goes with her blouse. Her skirts isn't the most modest in the school premise, and she sure play it to her advantage as she spreading her legs wide, giving her lover an eye-catching sight of her inviting folds.
"Linky?" No one other than his sisters had ever called him 'Linky', he actually enjoyed hearing it from someone he just made a deep connection of, "lose the shirt."
He obeyed her husky moans, and soon gone was his 'date' shirt, reveals to her his scrawny and slender body, but she likes him the way he kiss, not because of his body.
Still, a bit of muscles won't hurt...
"Now... help me lose my blouse~"
He obeyed yet again, hands moving slowly to the zipper on her back, driving the zipper downward. She slid her arms free, and the garments fell loose to her hips, reveals her petite feminine figure. And...
She's not wearing anything underneath.
Her small chests are a perfect size for his hands to grope, unlike Lori or Leni, whom are pieces from heaven, but at least, he could adopt a good and arousing reactions out of her pointy nipples.
On matter of fact, he already found his hands luring to them, kneaded them between fingers, occasionally pressing his thumbs against them, each time he did these, her moans and gasps became louder.
He had to sort it out by shutting her mouth, using his lips and his tongue.
As he doing both, she commanded him to slid her panties and his own pants off, which he obediently do as he was told.
His fingers found the soft edge of her panties, before slid it to her ankles. Her legs goes rise as he did so, her steamy and unthinkable strong smell of strawberry flooding his brain like crazy as she showed him her virginity flower.
Her bottom 'lips' is as delicious looking as her real lips. He directed his fingers closer and closer, till he found her nub and playfully teasing her, rolling the nub between fingers, get her aroused and wet.
She gasped yet again as his fingers prodded her pussy, thrusting a few times to get another feat of dreamy moans and hard gasps. Then, as he pull out, his fingers are coating in shine-y liquids that beautifully reminded him of honey or melt caramel.
"Y-your... pants~" She moaned. Her arms goes circling around his head as his fingers rapidly thrusting inside her slits.
He gaze at her in loving doe eyes, "Yes, m' lady." He couldn't care much of his word of choice, he is simply enjoying too much into this 'play'.
His other unoccupied hand goes to his khakis and unbuckled the belt, then comes down his fly and with only using one hand, he manage to peel off his khakis while in sitting position.
Now for his brief, which is easy since she is helping him too.
Her gentle fingers grip the dark red waistband. Licking her bottom lips as she hungrily eyeing that strong throbbing boner and ever so slowly she pull the brief down, and his soft red pointy cockhead comes to play peek-a-boo.
"Woah!" Her cheeks exploded fiery red as his entire length sprang free from its cotton tight prison. She gape at his incredible length in awe... and with a tipsy little fear, "are you gotten that big... because of me?"
He apologitically gaze at her eyes as he says, "I would love to agree with you, but no. I'm just naturally lucky and endowed." Finished with an awkward chuckles from him, which she found even more cute.
But this, this standing member of his isn't cute. It is a sexy hunk of a horse.
She found herself drooling, metaphorically as she leaned in downward till her face is level with his length. The sheer size as in length of his is beyond her own head. If she to deepthroathing, she would drowned.
The beautiful throbbing veins decored his length from base to top is magnificent.
"Could I... touch it?" She moaned.
He nodded while smiling. His face contorted into a pleasure one as his former crush enveloping his girth in her grip, which unsuprisingly don't fit due to the thickness of his width and girth are just incredible.
Still, she placed both hands on his girth and slowly bringing her hands up, and down and she repeat that motion, till her palms became slippery and wet, same goes with his shaft.
In the next 30 seconds, stroking his length felt nice and goes along smoothly... until he shot his load at her face, disrupting her.
"What is this gooey?" She said in tipsy little disgust, until she taste the white splooge. She moaned as her tongue making contact with the jizz on her lips, "like vanilla..." She gaze at him in half-lidded stare, "Linky, don'tcha know how unhealthy that was. You could suffered from diabetes."
He shrugged, thought sub-conscious about it, "Lisa told me the same. Lucky me, she injected some fluids at my... uh, testicles," He then sheepishly rubbed his neck, "so uh... wanna continue what we're doing?"
She smiled, "Yes!" She grab her blouse and rummaged through her pocket, "first, you need to put this on," She put the item on his palm, "its a condom. Y'know, safet-"
"Yeah, I know what condom are for," He narrowed his eyes at her, being totally judgemental, "it just... the fact you brought condom to school is beyond me."
She sighed sharply, "My sister is paranoid, for good reasons," She explained, "she always reminded me to bring condoms to anywhere I go, because... well, I looked a lot like my sister, so she think that maybe I have been... y'know fooling around with teachers or boys my age."
He stare at her, "Do you?"
She silent for a second, before grinning mischievously, "After today, yes. I did." She take the item and peel off to its core, where said condom is hidden. She then softly get a grip around his member and slid the item.
It didn't fit.
Pretry ironic since it is TheyFit brand.
"Make sense why Lori always against for buying TheyFit condoms," He looked at her, "I only wore Magnum XL, or didn't wear at all. Usually don't."
She blew a raspberry as she peeled it off him and throw said condom into the toilet lid, "Well, that is unfortunate," She back to her grinning, "now, we just had sort without protection. At least..." She whispered in his ear, "it will be more fun~"
His member throbbed, definitely aroused by her tone.
She giggled before circling her hand around his girth and tease her opening with his pointy tip... before helping slid his way deep into her core, breaking through her hymen. Claiming her virginity in the most pleasure way possible.
"There!" Her slick walls tightening around his shaft as the painful sensation comes again as her inside being filled to the brim.
She gasped sharply as her lover thrusting his pelvis upwards, humping her small rear end as strong as he could in his position. His hands moving to her hips to get a better hold of his lover. He slid his way out, her blood decorated his shaft, before he thrusting his pelvis upwards again...
Every men basic instinct, she drunkly thought.
Severals inches of his junk slidding out, filled her with emptiness before madly pushed back inside, breaking her voice to a hundred squeaks. He repeat the motion...
Caressing her silky smooth little neck, making her moaned harder as his lips suckled on her neck, giving her hickeys, marked her as his.
Her body trembled as her orgasm beginning building up within her, "Link, I'm close."
He wrapped his arms around her petite frame, pelvis still thrusting, "Me too!"
"Finish it inside me!"
Their lips met, moaning in each other mouths as their orgasms erupted within them both.
He filled her core with his big batch of seeds and their love juices mixed together.
As it was over, she laid her chests against him, his arms still hugging her frame. Her chests heaving as she breathing hard, her face is contorted into pleasure, "Wow."
"Yeah..." He agreed, "wow." He chuckled.
"God, you jumped his bones!"
The two lovers eyes widen as they turn their head to the source of the voice; There is Cookie by the door, with her arms folded and an unhappy stoic expression on her freckled-covered face as she eyeing the thick white cream oozing from Cristina's not-so-tight little flower.
"Are you two seriously serious?"
The two lovers turn back to stare in each other eyes, and they lips met once again in a short time, before glancing back at their angry looking spectator with a warmth radiating smile, "Yes."
.
"Dang..." He just got back from school. As always, the school started and ended like it should be. The slight disturbing thing about going back to class after he and Cristina has done 'playing' is that Liam could smell their mixed up sweats and cums on his body.
Thankfully, he don't go full detective on him, "I'm exhausted..."
"Lincoln?"
He stopped on his track at the staircase, and turn around to face his eldest sister, who is right behind him, "Could we talk in my room. I'm dead tired and afraid I would fallen asleep in the hall." He mumbled.
"Sure, little bro..."
Lincoln nodded in appreciation and resume his way back to his room, all in while, Lori right behind his tail, "Lincoln... did you played sports literally wearing this?"
"No, why?" He mumbled.
She place a hand on his shoulder and leaned forward, showing her brother an eyeful of her busty cleavage, then take a big whiff of his white hair. The action bring the Loud boy slightly on edge, because he literally smelled like-
"You smelled funny. Literally funny... like sweats and..." She bring her face lower to his neck and sniff, "like a... girl."
She let him go and staring at him, trying to crack the case. That is when he has perfoming a bright idea to escape.
"You remember when I said, that I wanna apologize to that girl in the video..." Getting a nodded from her, "well, she gave me a hug after I gave her the roses, as uh... as a sign of gratitude, yeah." He smiled, sheepishly at his busty eldest sister.
She narrowed her eyes on him...
"She was sweaty then. Maybe her scents caughted on me." He added.
... She sighed, "Literally fine. I take your excuse," She then grinned at him, "not so sleepy now, do you?"
His eyed widened... and sighed sharply, "Dang it."
She chuckled, "No worry, little bro. Just literally get on bed and I will tell you what this is literally about."
The two siblings walk through his door and he begin undressing to his brief. A slightly disturbing thing to watch, for some people, but not for Lori.
She too deep in love with her 'little' brother to hate his unattractive scrawny body.
Speaking of brother...
He just took off his dark red brief, letting his ding-dong hang and even while flaccid, the fearsome length and thickness left her amazed.
Then he get on his bed and she tuck him a blanket, "Sleep tight, alright. Tomorrow morning I'll literally drive us to Great Lake City to see my Boo-Boo Bear and your little girlfriend, Ronnie Anne~"
He rolled his eyes, though not bother correcting her used of word; 'Girlfriend'.
Still, did he really wanna face Ronnie Anne, after what he did with Cristina in the restroom... girls restroom nonetheless.
Maybe.
"Okay, sis. Okay..."
She smiled at him, before give him a loving peck on his forehead, "Don't let any of our sisters blow you tonight, okay?" He nodded, "good night, Linky~" She left him alone.
He then close his eyelids...
"Goodnight."
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I'm not an American speaker, so my english is really poor. Hope it is not too bad for all of you readers to understand.
This story is a collection of One-Shots centered on Lincoln and all female characters in the show.
There will be Loudcest, Non-Incest and Self-Cest throughout the upcoming chapters
If anyone could help me with Smut/Lemon, I would really appreciate it.