AN: Hey ya folks! Ready for another heaping helping of random? Here it is! This is through TAILS' POINT OF VIEW!

"The Sonic stalks its prey through the tall grasses of the front yard." I narrate in a posh British accent just like the nature documentaries of old, when we animals were nothing more than mere primitive dimwits and humans were the supreme beings. Sonic is on all fours, slowly crawling through the front yard of our house just like a wild cat! I sit on the roof with a video camera filming. His target: a chili dog.

"The chili dog grazes on, unaware of the danger it faces."

By now, Sonic was within fifteen feet of the dog, which sat unmoving on the mailbox. His eyes are narrowed in a feral fashion, completely fixated on their target with one hundred percent keen focus.

"And without warning… THE SONIC POUNCES!"

Sonic dives for the dog at blinding speed. But suddenly, the chilidog hopped off the mailbox and scooted out of the way. Little did Sonic know that the chili dog was on a string the whole time. Sonic shouts in confusion before ramming into the mail box.

"But, the chili dog narrowly escapes with its life."

Sonic sits up and rubs his head. He then proceeds to shout every known curse under the sun. When that's finished, he glares at the chili dog, which now rests right in front of a tree. He grunts and prepares to pounce again.

"The Sonic however, will not give up that easily, and prepares to strike yet again."

Sonic lunges a second time. But once again, the chili dog scoots out of the way just in time. It proceeds to lead him:

Right in between Wyatt and Blaze when they're training. (Ouch!)

Into a live shooting range.

Into a field of cacti.

Into a Justin Beiber concert. (Maybe we took this prank TOO far.)

Into a Twilight movie. (THE HORROR!)

Off a skyscraper. (Beats having to listen to JB or watching Twilight.)

Into another tree. (Just for good measure!)

Into a Phobia haunted house. (Why not?)

Back to the shooting range. (We couldn't resist!)

Into the tree once more. (That's got to be my favorite overall!)

Into the tree a fourth time! (Mwahahaha! That's just too good!)

Through my workshop.

Out onto the beach.

And finally, onto a boat.

"Gotcha!" Sonic yells in triumph as he snatches the hotdog off the deck of the little rowboat. While he's munching on the delicacy, Knuckles quickly runs out from behind a rock and pushed the boat far out into the sea. Sonic doesn't realize this 'til he was done with the chili dog. He was now about 400 yards off the coast.

"WHAT THE HELL?" He shouts in surprise. Knuckles falls over laughing from where he was standing, and Shadow comes out from behind another rock, still holding the other end of the string. He too was laughing, a rare sight. I have to be careful about falling off the roof because I'm laughing too hard.

"GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY! SOMEONE BRING ME BACK TO SHORE!" Sonic yells.

"DO IT YOURSELF!" Shadow shouts back. We all turn to walk back inside.

Oh yeah, I might've accidently forgotten to put oars in the boat, but oh well! This video is SO going viral!

Best Prank Ever: 189, 796,235 hits.

THE END!