THIS is set before MC meets the gods or before they get exiled. So the MC should be 19 years old. The MC's name is Mizuki. Please give constructive criticism, as this is my first fanfic.

The Tumblr post I was inspired by is this one:

post/147319655539/okay-but-imagine-partheno-as-the-guy-thats-likeI DO NOT OWN STAR CROSSED MYTH. If I did, I would be jumping for joy already.

Partheno and Tauxolouve were out in the human world, dressed appropriately in human wear. They were in a diner, sitting there and chatting. Just then, Mizuki walked towards the duo. She was dressed in a simple off the shoulder dress that fell to her knees and a purse. Partheno winked flirtatiously. "Hey there, pretty lady~" He winked and smirked sexily.

"Ew. Wha-What are you, hitting on me?" Mizuki cocked a hip.

"Oh~I was just-" Partheno started.

"Oh, I was just-" She mocked. Tauxolouve started snickering. "Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain part right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours." Tauxolouve started laughing. She walked away, receiving congratulations from the others that heard her. She walked out.

"…What just happened?" Partheno looked at Tauxolouve blankly.

"You just got a verbal slap down." He replied, snickering.

~Timeskip to when she meets them in the second prologue~

Mizuki's eyes snapped to Partheno and Tauxolouve. Immediately, she stopped the conversation with Karno and walked up to them. The two looked at her, then she smacked Partheno on the head with a nearby book. "OW! What was that for?!" He looked at her, hurt.

Mizuki sighed. Then, she said, "Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain part right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours." His face whitened as he looked at her horrified. Taux started cackling. The other gods looked at them confused.

"I'm sorry." Partheno managed to hiss out, staggering away from her. They looked at them even more confused.

"Excuse me, but what is going on?" Huedhaut got out, rising out of his chair. Tauxolouve snapped his fingers. They were transported to the memory.

"Watch."

Past-Partheno and Past-Tauxolouve were sitting in the booth in front of them. Partheno had a tea in front of him and a burger, while Tauxolouve had with him a salad and a water. Girls from other tables were making doe eyes at them, while the boys were all jealous looking. Just then, the past Mizuki walked toward the group. The girls immediately looked at her in jealousy. Leon whistled. Mizuki glared at him. Past-Partheno winked flirtatiously. "Hey there pretty lady~" Past-Partheno purred and smirked. The gods looked almost exasperated. Leon looked amused.

"Honestly, Partheno?" Karno looked tired. He whacked Partheno's head.

"Ew. Wha-What are you, hitting on me?" Past-Mizuki cocked a hip. Scorpio snorted. Krioff smiled. She looked pissed.

"Oh~I was just-" Past-Partheno started. Huedhaut covered his mouth delicately with a hand.

"Oh, I was just-" She mocked. The gods were watching intently, and the people in the next booth started to look. "Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain part right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours." Ichthys started laughing. The others were stifling laughs. The past humans roared with laughter. The boys in the diner were applauding the past version of Mizuki. They clapped her back as she strode away. Tauxolouve snapped his fingers again.

When they reappeared, every one of the gods was laughing at Partheno. The god in question looked embarrassed.

"Oh my, Partheno, finally a girl who doesn't fall for you!" Karno laughed.

"I was VERY surprised when I saw them. I was actually debating on finding him again and slapping him in the face." Mizuki admitted.

"Well, I'm sorry for trying to chat up a girl who looked lonely," Partheno defended himself.

"Was I wandering around, looking lost?" Mizuki asked.

"No…" Partheno said.

"Then I'm not lonely. Sweetheart, times change. Women these days are more likely to slap you if you flirt with them because they have no way of knowing if you're a pervert or going to rape them." Mizuki lectured. He looked defeated.

"Sweetheart?" Tauxolouve looked at her amusedly. "Have you fallen?"

"No, it's my way of addressing people I'm lecturing." She snapped.

"So, introductions?" Karno looked amused.

THE END

GAH this is so bad. This is also cross-posted on AO3, under the same name! If you want to follow me on Tumblr, my link:

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