YAOI MADNESS!

Discalimer: we do not own any yu yu hakusho or yu-gi-oh characters used in this fic.

WARNING: YAOI! malexmaleness!!! - duh that's why it'z called yaoi madness!

Chapter One: Kurama's First Mistake.

As Hiei walked through the mess of drunk/and or/high people he remembered how he got into this mess.

{{{flashback}}}

"Hey Hiei!" called Kurama.

"What?" he mumbled

"Lets throw a huge party!" Kurama said throwing his hands up in the air for emphasis.

"A what? No way!" Hiei said, shaking his head.

"Oh come ON HIEI! It'll be FUN!" Kurama put his hands up in a begging position. Hiei sighed, feeling as if there was no real way out of this - and called all of his closest friends.

{{{end of flashback}}

Now he sat on the sofa - looking around at the dump of which was once his home. Hiei looked to his left finding Kurama in a similar state as the rest of the partiers - drunk/and or/high he couldn't tell. In the corner he saw Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba bickering like a married couple - all too soon their lips touched. Were they crazy? They were touching one another like lovers. Hiei rubbed his eyes. This couldn't be happening could it? He looked around the room and saw Yugi and Yami in the same position. He closed his eyes for a minute then opened them again.

"Ok, I'm never agreeing to this again!" he stood up and was about to leave the room when Kurama grabbed hold of his wrist and pulled him down into his embrace. He then placed a kiss on Hiei's lips, Hiei returned the kiss graciously then suddenly pushed away, he couldn't take advantage of Kurama like that especially when he was in this sort of state. That's when Hiei heard the door open and a familiar voice echo through the halls.

"Hiei I'm back from my friends." His little brother Zeichi was home now what was he supposed to do? "Hiei where are you?" He could here Zeichi's foot steps getting closer to the living room and began to panic.

Hiei quickly turned, making Kurama cover him with his body. This was a mistake upon his part. Kurama took this as a sign to take it a step further. Placing his hands on either side of the younger youkai, he pressed his lips against Hiei's, darting his tongue in and out of the fire demon's mouth. Zeichi called for his brother once again - fear struck his voice - making Hiei feel foolish. 'how could I do that to my brother - just hide like that... it was that reason that I lost Yukina - and I wont let it happen to Zeichi!' the fire youkai pushed Kurama off quickly, and called to his younger brother. Before Zeichi had the time to turn around and face his brother, another man grabbed the younger sibling of Hiei's; pressing his lips hard against the young fire demon's.

Zeichi fought long and hard, but soon gave in - not haiving the strength enough to fight it any longer. Hiei sat wide eyed. Was his brother about to be raped? Many thoughts flooded Hiei's mind. Once again the red head pressed his lips hard against Hiei's. Hiei could do nothing but keep his eyes on his brother - too shocked to move, speak or blink.

Zeichi finally managed to slip away from the silver haired stranger. He quickly turned around and was shocked to see Hiei pressed up against a wall being kissed by Shuuichi. Zeichi was a bit scared, he had just come back from his friends - because it was his fifteenth birthday - to find his house over-run by many drunk/high people. He hadn't expected to see Hiei making out with Kurama, or was it just that Kurama was kissing him. Zeichi walked over there and Hiei quickly pushed Kurama away and hugged Zeichi tightly. "Zeichi remind me never to trust Kurama again. Expecailly when he's trying to talk me into throwing a party!"

"Ummm...ok." Zeichi was shocked at the whole idea of Hiei agreeing to anything, unless he was forced to do so. He looked behind him at Kurama who was using the wall to stay up and walk towards them. "Uhh Hiei I think..." Zeichi didn't have enough time to finish what he was saying, for Kurama had grabbed Hiei by the shoulders and violently pulled him away forcing more kisses on him.

Zeichi sat shocked by the whole ordeal. What in the name of Koenma was going on here? This was NOT making any sense. Again as Zeichi turned around a forced kiss was presented to him. He struggled for the longest time - then finally let in once again. He was to the point of passing out. The smell of drugs and booze was strong in the air, and the cigarette smoke nearly made him gag. The silver haired man continued to forcefully kiss him. He wanted nothing more than freedome from this teenage hell. This was a nightmare he couldn't withstand any longer. He sat in horror, looking at his brother - being forced by his best friend - Shuuichi - to make-out with another man - that man was none other than his best friend. None of this was making any sense.

He pushed away from the silver haired man and got Shuuichi away from Hiei, he then grabbed Hiei by the arm and locked them in the bathroom. He sat down on the floor trying to catch his breath, he broke out into a coughing fit because of the cigarette smoke he'd inhaled, he soon finally managed to control his breathing and slow his heart-rate.

"Now tell me what the hell is going on!" Zeichi screamed at Hiei "Why is everyone in this house either high or drunk and why does Kurama keep trying to make out with you?! Other than that who are those people in the living room making love to eachother?!" Hiei stared at his younger brother in shock. He knew this was a bad idea but he hadn't expected it to be this bad. Soon enough he sighed and replied.

"Kurama talked me into throwing a party...The people here are either drunk or high because of drinking or smoking joints. The people in the living room are some of my closest friends who are majorly high and or drunk as you can see and Kurama keeps trying to make out with me for the same reason" He attempted to catch his breath. Zeichi looked at his brother angered, sad, and mosltly confused. But what was this other emotion? It was ment towards his brother, he couldn't for the life of him figure it out. "Hiei...." he asked quietly, staring off in another direction. Hiei looked down at the younger fire youkai with a slight smile.

"Yeah?" he asked

"This is so screwed up.....but....." Zeichi finished by placing a feather light kiss upon Hiei's lips. Now Hiei was more confused than ever. Had the fumes of the drugs gone to his little brother's head?

Why the hell was all this happening - and so fast. A loud pound on the door shook all his thoughs out of his head.

"Zeichi....why?" Hiei shook his head, so confused, so.....angry.

"Hiei...i'm...I don't know....why..." Zeichi struggled for words. Hiei brought his brother into a tight embrace. This was all so screwed up. He ran his fingers through Zeichi's ebon spikes, murmering quiet words to him. Zeichi looked up - his crimson eyes getting lost within his brother's. He never loved anyone more dearly than his brother - other than Merik, but he had died long ago. They sat in their warm and loving embrace until another pound upon the door shook all their already confused thoughts.

What else could this night possibly have in store?
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M'k that was just some randome story that we [Tatara and Kilala (aka: sheila darkmoon)] made in an AIM chatroom. We hope that ya'll liked - sorry about the spelling errors - typing quickly - and no spell check! gah! we both have word perfect and no microsoft word - so we're forced to use the horrid word pad. Anywho - we hope that ya enjoyed our first chapter - kinda intense/weird. Lets hope for 5 or more reviews.

-Tatara n' Kilala (sheila)