Me: Halloween one shot :) Just someone scaring someone to death with their fear :P Read and Enjoy :)
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"Trick or Treat!"
It was Halloween night, which meant that kids of all ages were out trick or treating—or pulling pranks if your basically over fifteen years of age, but anyways, it was Halloween, and a group of kids around the ages of seven-eight years old were crowding around a door to the house of a girl who was twenty three years old—yeah, the setting was Long Island and the house was belonging to the WWE's resident Punk Diva Haylie Trudel, who was the resident "candy and soda central" where she would at least give five handfuls of candy and two cans of sodas.
When that batch left, she closed the door, placed the bowl of candy on the table beside the door and sat on the couch where she was watching the current episode of 1000 Ways to Die, where it was just getting to the part where someone cuts someone else's throat open with a hockey skate, when she heard a knock on the door. She got up, grabbed the bowl, opened the door and saw three teenagers, two sixteen and one seventeen. "Trick or candy." The three said.
"Fine you little bloodsuckers." Haylie muttered as all three were vampires from Twilight—at least one of them ain't that Edward Cullen freak.
"Thanks chick." The seventeen year old said as the three left.
"Leave bloodsuckers." Haylie said as she closed the door and resumed her place on the couch and continued watching her show, and when the show was over, she shut off the TV, and pressed a button on her boom box remote, which turned on her iPod and was playing the song Ghostbusters (AN: It's a good song—shut up!)
Few more rounds were done, and when Haylie was out of candy….in her sixth candy bowl, she decided to call it for a night and shut off the light that was brightly lit on the front porch. As she re-sat on the couch and was playing a game on her iPod, she heard a light knock on the door. She opened the door, and saw no one.
"Fuck off teenagers." Haylie muttered, then closed the door, and when she turned around, she was faced with none other than the evil character she feared the most….Friday the 13th's Jason.
"Oh God!" Haylie screamed as she ducked out of the way and tried to run for her life by going upstairs, but Jason stopped her by just grabbing her arm, and forcefully turning Haylie around so that she was facing him.
"Please don't kill me." Haylie said as she was in tears, then whispered-said, "I'm too young to be killed." Then proceeded to cry.
Jason chuckled for a few minutes before saying, "Haylie, it's me."
Haylie stopped crying before saying, "Who me?"
Jason lifted the mask to reveal her boyfriend Mike. "Me, me."
Haylie was silent for a few moments before kicking Mike where the sun don't shine too brightly.
"What was that for?" Mike asked.
"You knew damn well that I'm afraid of Jason." Haylie said.
"Still!" Mike asked.
"Yes still." Haylie said before going upstairs.
Sometimes guys like Mike need to develop two things, ears to listen to and a brain to remember what the ears already heard.