Title: Mary's For Sale

Author: Miss Vicky (duo_sama@hotmail.com) Disclaimer: so sad..but I don't own gilmore girls..or any of their characters..though I would like to get my hand on that Tristan..Chad Michael Murray.yummm! Author Notes: umm..i guess review if you want..its always nice to have feedback..don't be toooo mean..just constructive criticism =D

Chapter 1.Trurth or Dare?

Jess: come on Rory.piccck!!!!

Rory: aww..Jess, we're in high school now! Aren't we a little too old for truth or dare?

Jess: How come I'm the girlish one here? Just pick

Rory: ugh..fine, umm, truth?

Jess: Alright! Dare it is, dangerous!.*hehehehe*

Rory: What! I didn't pick dare, I never said I picked dare!

Jess: Yes you did.you just said it!

Rory: Ugh.fine..you are soooo worthless!

Jess: ookai.how bout I dare you to hike your skirt up and only have 2 well, fine maybe 3 buttons on your chilton uniform actually buttoned, and umm, how bout a little daring make up, and leave your hair down, with an exceptionally *sluttish* look?

Rory: WHAT!! Are you crazy, I have my auction thing tomorrow! I don't need to be bought but some horny guy!

Jess: yah, uhh, that's the point

Rory: NO!

Jess: ohh yesh, and you want to know why you're going to do this

Rory: Yes, please tell me the insane reason as to why I am going to go along with this dare, when I didn't even choose dare in the first place

Jess: You milady are going to go along with this dare because if you don't, guess whose going to be at your school having a little story telling about .*Jess whispers into her ear* (AN: I can't figure out a secret soo.just go along with it plz?)

Rory: You wouldn't!..that's evil!.you're EVIL!!!..mean.!!!

Jess: So, I'll drive you to school tomorrow my dear lady *smirks*

Rory: Once I think of revenge..you just wait, remind me why you're my best friend now

Jess: I think it's something along the lines of Lane is in Korea with her beloved Henry, and..well Dean was obviously out of the question, and I guess your only option left was lil ol sad me!

Rory: Right.I knew I should have paired up with that crazy new guy that just came to town

Jess: please you know you wanted me at that time!

Rory: yah im sure..Am I that transparent, I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby! (AN: heheh..10 things I hate about you!..one of my favorite movies!)

Jess: I'll see you tomorrow morning then darling!

Jess walks out the door with a smirk on his face, leaving Rory to figure out how in the world she was going to get out of this.