Here's some random, fluffy Codiase (Cody RhodesxTed DiBiase) because I really wanted to write for that couple. I don't really like this fic, but it's sort of cute.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE. If I did, the wrestlers would hate me because I'd be forcing them into slashy storylines!
"That's not funny!" said a boy from the ground, glaring up at his two best friends, who were sitting in their tree house and laughing like crazy. They all had to have been around 10 years old at the time, on that sunny Florida day in the backyard of Ted's father's mansion.
"Sorry, Windham!" said Ted as Cody continued to snicker. He had just pushed his friend off of the tree.
"I already told you to call me Husky!" the fat boy on the ground said, but they both ignored him.
Cody looked at Ted, who was swinging back on forth on a branch. "Hey, guess what?"
"What?"
"I'm gonna be a wrestler like my dad when I grow up."
Ted beamed, "Me too!"
Cody returned the large smile. "We should be a tag team! The greatest tag team ever!"
"Yeah, totally!" Ted began to swing back and forth even faster, and Cody laughed again.
"Guys! I think I broke my leg!"
"Shut up!" Cody and Ted yelled down at Husky. Then they looked at each other and laughed again.
"Guess what else, Teddy?"
"Hmm?"
Cody stood up and walked onto Ted's branch, holding himself upright, smiling shyly. "You're gonna be my boyfriend."
"Why me?" Ted asked.
"Because I like-like you... And girls are icky anyways," Cody shrugged. "But... I-I think it has to be secret. I don't want my brother to make fun of me, okay?"
The blue-eyed boy nodded and smiled at his friend. Cody's older brother, Dustin, was known for making fun of his little brother. "Okay, I can keep a secret. I'll be your boyfriend."
Cody leaned over and kissed Ted's cheek. "I love you, secret boyfriend."
Ted blushed, looking away from Cody as the two of them giggled wildly. Thankfully, Husky was too busy complaining about his leg to hear the first of many tree house secrets.
Told you it was kind of crappy. :/ Can I get a review?