(Flash: So this is just something that Alicia and I decided to do. Now I'm sure you would want some backstory to this...well, there really isn't, TBH. This is just a collection of one shots that Alicia and I will be doing and apparently it'll be like it's own series. [But it'll still be sorta loosely intertwined with our Survivor Series. Don't expect any spoilers, though.]

Alicia: *grinning* I love my boyfriend. :3

Flash: Anyway, this series premiere was inspired by the YT video 'Donkey Kong: The BLU Heist' by Crispy Toast. We only own ourselves and our OCs. Everything else is owned by their respected owners.

Alicia: Grab some popcorn and a drink. *grins* It's gonna be good.

Flash: Let's begin.)

Ah, the city of Raikuukon. The home of our beloved pair of lovers and hosts, Flash and Alicia. Today, they had the day off. And they really were just enjoying it.

Flash was on the couch in the living room, reading a book for a change.

Alicia sat next to him, pulled out her phone and made a Vine. "When you chilling with the bae. And he's cute. :3" She smiled.

Flash grinned. "I know. I just became this." They then heard a loud and rapid knock on the door.

Alicia got up and answered the door, putting her phone away. Standing at the door was Hiyoko Saionji, and she did not look very happy.

"What's wrong, Hiyoko?" Alicia asked.

"Some assholes just stole my entire stash of gummies, and I want them back." She answered, pouting a little.

"And you're coming to us why?" Flash raised an eyebrow.

"Lucas was busy with something else right now. And you guys were the next best thing." The dancer responded.

Alicia nodded. "I see."

"So, can you please?" She looked at Alicia with pleading eyes, predicting she'd drag Flash along if she said yes.

"Sure." She replied, smiling.

"Yay!" The dancer then went to Flash. "So we're going! Got anything for me?"

"I do believe I have some powerups you can use, Saionji." Flash stated. "I do believe I store our stuff in the hall closet. It's bigger than you expect."

"He's gotta be kidding." Alicia thought. Saionji went over to the hall closet and found out he was not kidding. There was, however, a false door that Flash opened for her, showing a myriad of weapons, spell cards, staves and powerups.

"This is how I spent my bonus after Southern Island." He told the two.

Alicia sweatdropped. "Well damn. You did better than me at spending money, bae."

"Do I even wanna know?" He chuckled playfully. Saionji went in and grabbed a Fire Flower, Ice Flower, Catsuit Bell, Power Acorn and Propellor Mushroom.

"Alright, let's go!" She then wanted to drag Flash out the door to get her sweets back.

Alicia snickered. "Yes, dear. You need to know... after I stop laughing..." While Alicia was cracking up, Saionji began dragging Flash out the door to get her stash back.

Meanwhile…

"Score one for the Minobe brothers." Andre grinned, looking at all of that candy he had gotten. He then got a phone call.

"Andre." A boy said. "Where you at?"

"I'm down the street. Got something for ya, bro." He replied.

The boy, Keith, chucked. "Well then. Hurry up!" He then hung up.

Andre hung up, grinning. He then walked into some sort of abandoned building.

Back to the hosts and Hiyoko…

"You could have at least let me grab something." Flash complained.

"Get over it, you baby. I let you get something." Hiyoko countered. Flash was lugging his fire axe behind him.

"Yeah. Something."

Alicia tried her best not to laugh. "I'm sorry... but this is too funny..."

"Easy for you to say." Flash deadpanned. "She gave you time."

"I didn't need time, dear." She chuckled.

"Oh right, because she always carries around knives, swords, cable ties, pepper spray...where do you store all these wonderful toys, Alicia?" Saionji inquired.

"I have my ways."

"Secret girl stuff?" Flash guessed.

"Nope. Let's just say I have struck a lot of bargains with certain people that highly fear me." Alicia winked. "And trust me, I get lucky."

"Ah. Author powers. I see." Flash sarcastically, but playfully, remarked.

"Like I said, I have my ways of getting what I want. And yes, dear... you know how I do."

"And I take it you know how I do." He added. "Every weapon and powerup I have was either gifted to me, looted from item blocks and...Other places...or stolen."

"No one even bothers to get em back?" Hiyoko asked.

"Alicia is reason enough not to." Flash deadpanned.

When they got to the warehouse...

"Thanks, bro!" Logan grinned.

Andre handed the bag of candies to his brother. "Ya welcome!"

They grinned and started laughing.

Outside, the trio wondered how they would do this. "Standard fare for you, Alicia?" Flash wondered.

"Correct." She smirked, cracking her knuckles. Hiyoko whipped out a pair of tessans she had in her kimono sleeves.

"At least I can do something." She giggled.

"Bae, if you would do the honors of making our presence known?" Flash and Hiyoko moved aside to let Alicia 'open' the door.

"Got it." She then puts on her brass knuckles and punches the door off of its hinges. With that, the party moved in on the thieves' location in the warehouse.

"Bro..." Andre whispered.

Logan nodded. "Intruders." He whispered back. "Let me deal with them." He slowly came out of where he was, making sure that nobody couldn't see him. Alicia would have a rough idea where he would be, this narrator is guessing.

She didn't. Let's say she knows a certain somebody. That doesn't know.

"Hello?" The dancer called. "Anyone home?"

"S***!" Logan then covered his mouth, running back...Only to find Alicia in front of him.

"Well, well, well..." Alicia chuckled. "Look what we have here..."

Hiyoko grabbed Logan by his shirt collar. "Are you one of the numbnuts who took my candy?" She angrily asked.

He smiled. "Nope!"

"That's a lie, Logan Minobe!" The mastermind said, holding up a scared but freaked out Andre by his shirt.

"Damn it..." Andre muttered.

"Hiyoko? Could you please set Logan down?" Alicia asked sweetly. "I need to talk to them." She then glared at Andre. She dropped Logan like a sack of potatoes.

"Have fun." She replied, voice tone sweet as honey.

She nodded, dropping Andre next to his brother.

"I will ask this question again..." Alicia said, glaring coldly at the boys. "But in my own words."

"Andre..." Logan said, looking at him. "Who the hell is this chick?!"

"That's Alicia. She also goes under another name that I can't speak of." Andre replied.

"Why?"

Alicia chuckled. "Because. If you address me by my alias..." She grinned. "There will be a problem."

"You heard her, Logan. She's the devil herself." Andre replied, his brother sweatdropping.

"How can she be the devil?" Logan wondered.

"You don't wanna know. I can just tell you this - her boyfriend is an angel yet he could almost become a devil himself." The archer replied.

Alicia grabbed the boys by their shirt collars. "Enough talking about me." She then had this devilish look in her eyes. "Answer me. Right. NOW. Did you two steal Hiyoko Saionji's candy?"

The boys were in shock. "Um..."

"I'm waiting for an answer."

"Yes! We did steal her candy!" Logan admitted.

Andre looked at Alicia. "We just needed something sweet."

"Well then..." She dropped the boys again. "Oi! Hiyoko!"

"Yeah?" Hiyoko heard everything from where she was standing.

"You wanna do the honors?" She grinned. "Or shall I do it?"

"Doing what? I just want my sweets back." She looked at the two. "Where are they?"

"You ate them, didn't you?" Alicia asked. The boys nodded. The dancer facepalmed.

"Idiots…" She hissed.

"You don't know who's more scarier - Dancer chick over yonder or this psycho in front of us?" Andre said. Logan nodded. The dancer got out her Fire Flower and let the power be abosrbed within her. She felt its power course through her veins as her appearance changed…

Hiyoko retained her pigtails hairstyle, but had red highlights in her hair. Her kimono changed to a white coloration with red flowers and trim. Her tessans seemed to have radiated heat from them, as the whole group would notice.

"Um... was it something I said to dancer chick on fire over there?" The archer asked.

"I'm not on fire, dummies! If I was, I'd stop, drop, and roll." Hiyoko hissed.

"Whatever. But why does psycho girl in front of us looks so freaking calm?!" Logan questioned.

"She's used to this kinda thing." Flash informed.

"Logan, that's Flash. The angel to Alicia's devil." Andre sweatdropped.

"He doesn't look like an angel." Logan says, grinning a bit.

"No, but that doesn't mean I can try to be the lighter shade of gray." Flash responded.

"Meaning?" He asked. "You have a psycho for your girlfriend.' Flash then gave Logan the dirtiest look humanly possible before saying,

"Alicia, Hiyoko, you two clean this up. I'm gonna go find the packaging from the gummies." With that, he left to do just that.

Alicia smirked devilishly, cracking her knuckles.

"Now psycho girl looks creepy." Logan sweatdropped.

"Bro. You haven't seen creepy yet. I know from watching Alicia kick ass that's she is the devil. She's the LAST person you want to mess with." Andre whispered.

Logan scoffed. "I don't believe you. Besides, from the looks of it... she looks like she can't fight. Same with dancer chick on fire over yonder."

After that comment, it was the straw that broke the camel's back and…

Let's just say that their screams were heard throughout the area. It was that bad.

Mostly Andre's. He screams like a five year old girl.

(Flash: And there you have it, folks. Here's hoping this is a great series.

Alicia: *nods* And please... no hating.

Flash: Until then, see you around for more wacky adventures!

Alicia: Peace out!~)