He had to stay hidden.

He had to.

It was crucial that he remained undetected.

It was trivial that he won this battle. Winning this battle would mean that he won the war.

He was going to win.

"Natsu, this is the last time I am going to say this. Staying quiet does not make it harder for me to find you. This is a game, not real life."

Lucy was glaring at Natsu over her laptop from across the room. The pink-haired dragon slayer was trying to stay hidden in a corner, his laptop close to his face.

"Natsu, since you're not going to answer me, I guess I'll just have to tell Erza that you ate her cake. She was wondering who ate it, you know."

Natsu paled.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you who took your novel, just don't tell the monster!"

My first one-shot! Tell me what you think of it. This was a random idea that just appeared after I had just finished watching Pewds, Cry and Ken play Suicide Simulator. Also, no hate about Pewds, please. If you don't like him, just don't mention it. Those who do, please do! :D And, I feel that the one-shot is missing something. Please tell me if you do too.

To Those Who Read The Dragon Goddess,

I'm not going to update until I have a tiebreaker for my poll. If there's still not one yet for a month, I'm just going to pair Lucy with someone. That or I'm not going to update for a long while.

Until next time, bros (don't hate and don't skate)!