If I were to spin counter clock wise, wouldn't I be spinning against the world? ~Percy

Ever since I was turned into corn, Iv never was able to eat it. Everytime, I get a strange sense of cannibalism. ~Nico

I'm trying to read. No, I will not stop because you miss me. PERCY PUT DOWN THE BOOK! I SWEAR TO THE GODS. ~Annabeth

Mm Mm MMMM MM Mm Mm m M-Ah Leo what are you doing in my cabin! No I wasn't singing the Superman theme song! I'm wearing this cape because… Its national Cape day…. WAIT NO, DON'T TELL PIPER ~Jason

* Sigh * No Percy, I can't turn into the little mermaid. Because she's not real! ~Frank

Hey Nico, let's get you something to eat; I just got a plate and piled food on it. What, Oh that's Sunny D; I thought you needed some- what? Why is your face so red? Nico? NICO DON'T YOU DARE SHADOW TRAVEL AWAY. ~Will

What, is this the new traveling these days? BMW? So I just pull this and it-Oh no, why is it beeping? Leo, why is it beeping! DID I BREAK IT? LEO STOP LAUGHING WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE OWNER FINDS WE BROKE IT. ~Hazel

What? Why do you have a cat in a bag? Well, let it free! What do you mean it's an expression? That makes no sense. ~Calypso

Er, I'm so thirsty; I wish I had something to drink. Wait, no sir you don't have to give me your water. No no, maim I don't need your baby's juice. NO WAIT, I DON'T WANT YOUR THINGS. ~Piper

Guys look, one of those vibrating chairs. I wanna try, I wanna try! Ahh~ What? WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU THE CHAIR IS LOUD. IT'S WHAT? ON FIRM? DIRE? FIRE? I KNOW I AM HOT. WHAT? THE CHAIRS ON FIRE? What do you mean- DANG IT WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS. ~Leo

Oh come on Will! I just wanted to have fun! But I like turning Travis and Connor into pigs! Fine Ill turn them back, * whispers * Never. ~Lou Ellen

Huh? Well of course I take Argentum and Aurum on walks. They're not just gold and silver you know. Er, I don't like one more than the other. What? I'm not lying… Aurum and Argentum just bark like that because they love me, not because they detect lies. Ha-ha…. ~Reyna

No I didn't blow up half of the straw berry fields. I don't even have any explosives after Chiron took my dynamite away after the campfire incident- which I totally didn't do! No, that's not a used match… that's a…very dirty toothpick. ~Cecil

Just a bunch of shorts of things I think the demigods, (and Calypso), have said or say. I don't know If Ill make a second chapter, it depends on how much feed back I get. Which I feel scummy saying that Ill continue on feed back, but I don't know if I should make this a mini series.

Also guys, I'm thinking of making a series called Ask Nico, where you can ask Nico anything from Personal life to his favorite color. If you have a question please PM me or comment it ;).

Hope you have a awesome day~

Xoxo -Lynn