I am VERRRRRRY sorry I was dead for the last...I don't know how long. I was finishing year 8 last year, and then I don't like working in heat. Yes, that does mean I'm in year 9 now.

To make up for it, I'm doing these fanfic oneshots as a valentine special. (It's a valentine special because I start this on valentines)

Let's get this started. Prepare for the LOOOONG disclaimer

SPOILER ALERT (for future reference)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the following anime in this fanfiction that I put. This is ALL fanbase, thank you very much:

- Fruits Basket - If I owned this, then I'd make Yuki and Kyo get together (not that TohruXKyo is a bad ship)

- Shugo Chara - If I owned this, I would've already gotten RimaHiko, and made Kukamu a thing (ok, it is a thing, but I SHIP IT)

- Fairy Tail - if I owned this, I'd STOP THE HIATUS

- Ouran High School Host Club - if I owned this then...Tamaki would confess to Kyoya already, also HUNI AND MOMIJI (two different anime but still)

- Angel Beats - if I owned this then...*sniff sniff* don't mind me *starts crying*

- Soul Eater - If I owned this, the ending wouldn't be so bad...all that build up for a punch...-_-

- Kimi ni Todoke - if i owned this, I'd make it lose its innocence

- Black Butler - then I would've left it at season one, season 2 spoilt nearly EVERYTHING (only Alouis was good in that, also the opening and ending)

- Free - if I owned this then MORE GAY MUSCLES

- Assassination Classroom - if I owned this, then...I don't know, I might've just left it the way it was...AMAZING, except ships

- Noragami - If I owned this then Dinosaurs would fly (I blame Yato - HE IS THE GOD AFTER ALL)

- Durarara - if I owned this, then Shizaya would be a thing. Btw, Ari is obsessed with this ship.

- Clannad - if I owned this, then I'd make sure i COMPLETELY understand what was going on

- Yuri! On Ice - if I owned this then MORE GAY MUSCLE SKATING

- Naruto (Yes Naruto, but I have good ideas for this one) - if I owned this, I'd SHORTEN THE ENTIRE THING

Kitty's POV

Well, today isn't going to be like PLOT chapters, it's going to be the things I ship. So you can call this like, a prologue chapter. This fan fiction will be about straight ships and gay ships from each anime that I've listed above. I'll also tell you what I think of those ships.

Now, this is all the things I ship, but if you guys have ship suggestions, please review, but it has to be from those anime. Also, if you want to suggest anime I should watch, then also review please.

Ok, time to begin with the ships

Fruits basket: (read manga)

Straight:

TohruXKyo - these guys are just adorable. Kyo is such a tsundere and Tohru is very nice. This isn't the BEST ship in fruits basket, but I really love these guys.

KisaXHiro - Aaah, shipping children. Sounds great. Well, these guys are adorable because Hiro likes Kisa, but then it's the whole thing about Akito again. I don't wanna spoil anything though.

HanaXYuki - Ok, this is something I ship. You don't have to get worked up about the fact that it isn't cannon. But, I love whenever Hana stares at Yuki, ALL DEM ELECTRIC SIGNALS!

Gay:

KyoXYuki - I dont know. Cousins? Should I be shipping this?

TohruXHana - I love how Hana is so protective of Tohru.

ShigureXAyame - THEY EVEN ACT GAY!

Shugo Chara: (read manga)

Straight:

AmuXKukai - Once again about the non cannon thing. But, as much as people see them as siblings, I kind of love their interactions, and they're adorable.

RimaXNagihiko - Kyyuuute. OPPOSITES ATTRACT CYUUTENESS OVERWHELM. I have said enough. Nah. *more fangirl screams* -wait, should stop. Yeah, I should.

TadaseXNadeshiko - I know, I know. Nadeshiko = Nagihiko. But, I'll talk more about this in my gay ships. They were cute, and similar. Nadeshiko is better tho.

Gay:

AmuXRima - I could see it, I could see it happening, I mean COME ON, JUST LOOK AT EM!

NagihikoXTadase - THIS was what I meant. I ship the straight version and the gay version.

KukaiXTadase - Haha, Tadase is in fact TADAGAY, he has so many gay ships after all.

Fairy Tail: (haven't finished - DON'T SPOIL)

Straight:

NatsuXLucy - Very brief. Main ship. Loved their moments. Meant to be.

GajeelXLevy - BadboyXGoodgirl. RoughXCute. Tsundere. That's what they both are.

GrayXJuvia - FangirlXPopular Guy. WaterXIce - great cooldown eh?

ErzaXJellal - Childhood friends, long lost too.

Gay:

NatsuXGray - Love their bickering. Fire and Ice. They hate each other but they also...(I'm not finishing that)

LucyXErza - Awwww, I could see the tsundere! I could see the tsundere! ERZA!

LucyXLevy - I SHIP IT! Bookworms, promises and more.

Ouran High School Host Club: (haven't read manga)

Straight:

HaruhiXHikaru/Kaoru - I don't know who though. I don't know which one I ship her with more. HARUHI WHY!

HaruhiXTamaki - Mixed feelings about this one. I don't know, sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't.

RengeXKyoya - it was a thing. A thing until Renge started liking Haruhi. Once again, I feel meh about this one.

Gay:

TamakiXKyoya - KingXQueen. He calls himself Haruhi's father and Kyoya the mother. That's ship moment right there.

HikariXKaoru - One thing...TWINCEST!

HaruhiXRenge - Umm...idk about this...

Angel Beats: (haven't read manga)

Straight:

KanadeXYuzuru - Very sad ending for them. Very sad ending *starts crying* MY HEARTSTRINGS!

YuiXHinata - once again, very sad ending. I really wonder what happened when they got reincarnated.

YuriXYuzuru - Yuri was the first person Yuzuru met, and they've had moments when Kanade wasn't around.

Gay:

HinataXYuzuru - "Umm, I'm not into that" - LIARS!

YuriXKanade - I don't know, is this shipping enemies? Then again, they came on good terms in the end, who cares.

Soul Eater: (read manga)

Straight:

SoulXMaka - now, don't give me that crap, that Maka and Soul have no romantic interaction.

BlackStarXTsubaki - one rare case of the girl being older than the boy. That's completely fine. BlackStar DOES try to act like a man around her, And Tsubaki IS very feminine.

KidXLiz - Their interactions though. Have you seen the many times Liz got annoyed at Kid's obsession with symmetry?

Gay:

SoulXBlackStar - OMG! WATCH EPISODE 6! "SOUL! BLACKSTAR! SOUL! BLACKSTAR!"

MakaXTsubaki - The kind of meh, normal ish type I guess.

SteinXSpirit - I wonder if during his experiments, Stein tried to rape Spirit?

Kimi Ni Todoke: (read manga)

Straight:

SawakoXKazehaya - so innocent. That's all I'm saying. Also, stop taking too long on everything!

RyuXChizuru - childhood friends. Know everything about each other. Unrequited love, the usual.

AyaneXPin - this is AMAZING! I mean, I LOVe ships that bicker HEAPS!

Gay:

KazehayaXRyu - THE BASEBALL CREW

ChizuruXAyane - Well, not the baseball crew but the BAEBALL CREW!

PinXKazehaya - PIN SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A PEDO!? Wait, that's the same with Ayane. Meh.

Black Butler: (haven't read manga)

Straight:

CielXElizabeth - they're finances. They're children from rich family. They're there.

(What other Black Butler straight ships are there?)

Gay:

CielXSebastian - Everyone ships it folks. Everyone ships it.

CielXAlouis - They're both children who can relate to each other. They must be shipped somewhere. That sword fight scene though.

ClaudeXSebastian - THEY BOTH WEAR ROSES! That's all I could think of...

Free: (not read manga)

Straight:

SeijuurouXGou - they're cute. Because. Muscles.

MomotarouXGou - weird. He wants Gou to stalk him.

AmaXSasabe - CoachXTeacher. Have we met? LOL

Gay:

HaruXMakoto - Bruh, they're practically married. See Makoto's protectiveness? And Haru's husbandness?

RinXSousuke - once again, childhood friends and all

NagisaXRei - They both need each other in life. Nagisa needs limits. Rei needs to be more outgoing.

Assassination Classroom: (no read manga)

Straight:

NagisaXKayano - I think they were supposed to be the main ship. DAT KISS THO.

KarasumaXB*tch Sensei - hahaha. SeducerXAssassin. Well, they're both assassins. They could die together.

Koro-SenseiXGreen haired girl's sister - tragic romance. That's all I have to say. I hope they're having fun in heaven. ASSASSIN HEAVEN!

Gay:

KarmaXNagisa - Oh god, every gay shipper who has watched this Ships this, I swear. And I'm no excuse, when it comes to gay shipping.

I don't know if I ship anything else that's gay in that anime though...

Noragami (caught up to Manga)

Straight:

YatoXHiyori - Main ship. Many problems. Is this a pedo ship?

KofukuXDaikoku - Once again...wait, never mind. This isn't a pedo ship.

BishamonXKazuma - Been through the thick and thin together. Must stay together. Forever.

Gay:

YatoXYukine - Umm, more of father and son, but it's still their.

NoraXHiyori - ? How did I come up with this ship?

Durarara (no read manga)

Straight:

CeltyXShinra - this is my favourite straight ship, thank you very much.

MikadoXAnri - Meh, I don't really like the main characters. They're too confusing to understand.

MasaomiXSaki - Fine I guess. Always been dating anyway.

Gay:

ShizuoXIzaya - SHIZAYA!

ShinraXIzaya - Look, at one point they cared. At one point they did.

ShinraXShizuo - Same for this couple. Though Shinra suits Celty more.

Clannad

Straight:

TomoyaXNagisa - It's always been there after all.

TomoyaXRyou - There was an OVA guys. There was an OVA. I was so confused until I figured it out though.

TomoyaXKyou - Same for this one, OVAz.

Gay:

SunoharaXTomoya - you all saw that coming guys. You all saw that coming.

NagisaXRyou - even though these two are similar, they're still pretty cute.

Yuri On Ice

Ummm. Just to get clear with you. NO STRAIGHT SHIPS IN THIS DEPARTMENT!

GAY:

YuriXVictor - Omg! Omg! Omg! They're PRACTICALLY MARRIED! We practically saw their wedding proposal and EVERYTHING!

YurioXVictor - they have their moments, can't doubt that.

YuriXYuri - HAH! I like how they call each other Japanese Yuri and Russian Yuri.

Naruto

Straight:

NarutoXHinata - they're canon, though I need to see more Naruto to understand.

SasukeXSakura - it's obvious. He likes her. STOP BEING A TSUNDERE SASUKE!

ShikamaruXIno - I'm not very far in the series, but I know I ship them.

Gay:

NarutoXSasuke - Hah! They kissed! "NARUTOOOOO! SASUKEEEE!"

SakuraXIno - They used to be besties now. So. They deserve gayness.

KakashiXIruka - they're main connection is Naruto btw.

Thats all my ships, now to end the fanfiction. Oh shoot it's 10:45pm, I need to get it in QUICK!

End Of Prologue

And that's the end of today's chapter. I'm really tired today, because I'm always tired by Tuesday, and it was a Valentines Day too, so:

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

I might completely botch my Kimi Ni Todoke story, and leave it discontinued, but I will try and update on my fairy tail one.

Cyuz.

Kitty~