From the mixed minds of Lost and Fender, for our enjoyment, and yours (along with a few assorted laughs and giggles) allow us to present what becomes of boredom and insanity... not to mention a bit of blondness on Fenders part (ok a lot...but beyond the point!) and much -headdesk-ing from Lost. Teh best of both worlds has come together to form... Of Letters and Things!
To make things perfectly clear, this is a Crack!Fic and on top of that a yaoi Crack!Fic. So please! Don't send us mail saying things like "They would NEVER act like that!" or "This is just plain stupid!" Because we already know this… in fact that's the whole point of a Crack!Fic.
L+F : Unfortunately we don't own Matty and all his sexiness or Mello and his kick ass cursing religion but we do own the plot that that's based around them!
Lost: All that's left is to sit back and enjoy the Crack!
Fender: And by no means do we mean plumbers!! xx
To Mi Dearest Choco Breath,
Its been liek 4evur + day since I last tasted your glorious breath! U should kno since I saw you, Ive beat 7 moar lvls and respawned 2 tiems! but Im missin mi little choco luv muffin... i need u to tele ur azz over here so i can c u again! till then im gonna count every min were apart and fite 4 u!
roses r red
this lemon was orange
i fite with this 2h
till you cant take moarange!
Signed ur loving Flamer Boy!
P.S. u still owe me some gp on that game u bastard!
Letters shall get longer as we receive inspiration!