Disclaimer: I obviously don't own PotC, and if I did, I wouldn't be posting stuff on the internet… I'd be getting very rich.
Onwards !
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Aboard a mighty sailing ship, many years ago,
There lived a fearsome pirate, who's name you might just know
Jack Sparrow was a scallywag, a blackguard through and through
Robbing ships and looting towns was what he liked to do.
And then one day this pirate thought he'd found his pot of gold
A map to a hidden isle where they'd find riches un-foretold
A magic compass to point the way, a ship to get them there
So Jack Sparrow led his crew, to the isle in the middle of no-where
His first mate said, on one fine day, "Good captain let's be fair,
Only you know where we head, pray let us have our share!"
The trusting captain told his crew the way they had to go
So now first mate Barbossa knew all that he had to know.
That night he called the crew on deck as the captain slept below
And said, "Good friends it's time, I do believe, for Cap'n Jack to go!"
So through the night the ship sailed on above the moonlit waves
Till they came upon an island, still and silent as the grave
At daybreak Captain Sparrow took his place behind the wheel,
But all was silent up on deck, "There's something wrong, I feel."
The crew gave out a mighty roar, and charged toward the man
They tossed him struggling overboard and threw things as he swam
"That one shot to ye head will look real friendly in no time,
And as ye sit and wait to die, your precious treasure will be mine!"
Once the fallen captain found his feet upon the sandy shore
He swore he would avenge himself when he met his old First Mate once more.
For three days and three nights the pirate sat and waited with his rum
For the illegal trading ships that often passed this way to come
He hitched a ride and made his way towards Tourtuga, pirate town
And for a while he disappeared, with not a trace left to be found
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- Aquilus_Magus