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Hello, my readers! Guess what I did this weekend? ...I went to a Taylor Swift concert in DC! It was awesome! ...But enough about me. So one time, Gemi and I were talking about episode 154 (The JeRza kiss episode) and how at the end, Erza kicked Happy to the moon. Ever wonder what happened to him? Ah, a story is born. ~Mini
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor am affiliated with, Fairy Tail. All rights go to Hiro Mashima, BAMF of the year (In my mind)
As Happy was blasting off into the sky, he had one thought. 'I am going to die.' Happy thought in despair. Why, oh why, had he teased Erza lika that? It was the dumbest mistake of his life. Well, besides eating too many fish, wearing Lucy's bra on his head, having Aera wear off mid-flight... Ok, one of the dumbest mistakes of his life.
But still, Happy thought-no, knew- he was going to die. Until he landed on the surface of the moon.
Now, being an Exceed, he was clearly very different from humans. So who's to say he can't live in space? I mean, he is basically an alien when you think about it.
Happy stood up and realized he wasn't dead. Immediately, he began celebrating. But then he realized something else. 'How am I going to get home?' Happy began to cry. But he couldn't, because he was in space. So he just whimpered.
An eye shot out of one of the many craters. Happy screamed, and started cowering in fear.
The eye continued to rise until it was about the height of Wendy. Happt noticed that the eye was attached the a body. He gasped. 'Whoa! An alien! Natsu will never believe this!' He thought. But then he remembered that he was stuck on the moon and began wimpering again.
"Raja fooja mika?" The alien said. Happy looked up at him and sniffed.
"I'm stuck on the moon and might never see my friends again!" He cried. Yes, Happy understood the alien.
The alien had said: "Why so sad?"
"Maka kwoto masha ti. Raga hiku hoyi yo." Translation: "It'll be ok. I'll help you."
"Really? Thank you so much, Mr. Alien!" The alien glares at Happy.
"Raga fuyu femerl!" The alien screamed at Happy. Translation: "I am a female!"
"Oh... Thank you, Mrs. Alien!" Happy reprimanded happily.
"Feut mawr uy." The alien picked Happy up with one of its long tentacles. Translation: "Don't mention it"
The alien carried Happy to a high peak on the moon where they could see Earthland. She was about to launch Happy in that direction, but paused.
"Rawr, Happy." She lifts Happy up and throws him with all her might in Earthland's direction.
"Wait, whaaaaaat?!" Happy screams as he soars towards Earthland.
For the alien had just said "I love you, Happy." in alien language.
« The End »
Fin
And of course, a humorous ending! The alien fell for Happy. Well, Fairy Tail characters do normally attract the weird ones, y'know? Hope you liked my little epilogue to Episode 154! ~Mini