It was a peaceful day in the koopa kingdom, the koopalings were all happy whatching tv until Lemmy says, "I'm hungry." Morty slaps Lemmy in the fore head and says... "SHOULD'VE HAD A V8! There's an ORANGE tree in the back yard." "Ok," said Lemmy, "thank you." Lemmy goes to the backyard and spots the orange tree. He takes an orange off the tree and goes back inside. When he enters he says, "hey guys..." Wendy gives lemmy the evil death glare of doom and Lemmy says in a high computerish voice, "This is an orange, I'm really hungry so i'll eat it. I'ts hard to explain my extreme hunger. I like O-RANGES, I'll eat this one because I can, for the good of my stomach, just not the koopalings heads. But there's no sense crying over a good orange, you just keep on peeling till the orange gets peeled, and the orange gets peeled, and you have a lot of fun, because this is an orrrange."
Wendy's death glare of doom groes even more evil, so Bowser Jr. Steals Lemmy's orange, throws it into a shower, and turns the shower on. Lemmy starts to cry and says, "I'm not even hungry, I just want an orange right now even though you broke my brain and slashed me, and gave me an orange, and threw every piece into a shower. As they soaked I cried because, I was so sappy for them! Now these pieces of oranges are really soaked, now there unedible, I'll go get a new one. So I'll sing another verse. Think of all the things I've done becuase, this is an orrrange."
Lemmy leaves the castle to get a new orange. When he goes out side Iggy quickly says, "Quick lock the door!" But it was to late Lemmy was back with a new orange so Wendy grabs her pet machete and Lemmy says, "Put me in a closet, I think I want to huggle my orange. Maybe you'll find someone else to bug you, maybe LUIGI, that was stupid, I know ha ha. Anyway this orange is great, it's so juicy and moist. Look at me still talking when there's oranges to eat. Wendy put that machete down before I kill you. There are oranges to eat, I need to eat them before they're gone, because this is an orrrange, and believe me this is an orrrange. I've done research and this is an orrrange. I'm pretty sure that this is an orrrange, and when you're hungry this is an orrrange, and when you're starving this is an orrrange, orannnge, ORRRANNGE!"
"WTF!" said Iggy. "Where the heck did I come from!" said Luigi. "Shut up," said Morty. "I'm off to my closet now," said Lemmy. "I'm going to kill myself now," said Wendy. "Good for you," said Bowser Jr. "THE END" screemed Lemmy from his closet.
Authors notes: My first fanfic/crack fic XD. Not much to say (type?) other then review, Critesism allowed and FLAMES if truly necsasary. PS: when I spell orange like orrrange or orrrannnge or even orannnge, I mean to spell it like that so adios for now fanfiction Mr. Runescape out.
-Mr. Runescape