Not A Love Song

Summary: Soul loves Maka,but not in THATway. Black Star tells him that Maka loves him,in THAT way. What will Soul do?

I do not own Soul Eater or the dresses or the website.


Soul tapped his foot,thinking hard on what to write.

His brows furrowed in frustration,he ran a hand through his gravity defying hair. He bit his pencil,immediately breaking it. "Gah!" He said,throwing the useless thing away.

"Soul!" A feminine voice called.

"What is it Maka?" He yelled back.

"Dinner's ready!" Maka replied.

"Coming!" He got up and walked out his bedroom door. His song could wait later,Maka's food was what he needed. Right now. Immediately.

Maka was setting up the table as Soul sat at his spot of the table.

"Are you having trouble writing songs again?" Maka asked.

Soul sighed. "Yeah. I thought an idea came to me,but once I got my paper and music sheets..."

"Nothing?" Maka asked.

"Nothing." Soul confirmed.

Maka gave a bright smile. "Don't worry! It'll come to you soon. I promise."

"Don't make promises you can't keep Maka." Soul muttered. "Haven't I told you that before?"

Maka rose an eyebrow. "Not to me. And I can keep this promise." Maka crossed her arms over her chest. "As your miester,I promise that."

Soul rose an eyebrow back at her. "A miester promise? Maka,you know a miester promise is a commitment. You have to do it."

Maka smirked. "I know." She sat at her spot and started eating.

Soul sighed and started eating too. Knowing Maka,she will try everything to keep her promise.

...

Soul sighed,plopping some more popcorn into his mouth. He conitnued to channel surf,not giving one of it a chance.

He had given up on thinking about the song hours ago. He thought that if he'd relax for a while,it come to him.

So far...


"Nothing." Maka sighed.

Liz rose an eyebrow,looking up from the clothes rack. "Again?"

Maka nodded,continuing to look through the clothes rack. "Ooh~! This would look cute on you,Liz!" She held up a purple dress that probably wouldn't cover Liz's thighs. Thing is...

"Yeah,but it's not symmetrical." Liz sighed,pointing her chin at the purple rose on the left of the chest area. (I don't own this dress or website. .com/images/product/zoom/G3020_ ) "Kid would freak out."

"Where is he taking you again?" Maka asked curiously.

Liz shrugged. "Don't know. He told me it was a surprise." She looked back up and searched for Patty and Tsubaki. "Patty! Tsubaki! Found anything yet?" She called out.

Patty jumped right in front of her from a near by clothes rack,scaring Maka and Liz. "Do you think Chrona would like this sis~?" She held up a soft pink dress that probably went up to her knees. (I don't own this dress or website. . )

"Of course! How much is it?" Liz asked,looking for a price tag.

"Free~!" Patty exclaimed

"Free?" Maka and Liz asked,shocked.

Patty nodded. "I just let him touch my boobs."

"YOU DID WHAT?" Maka and Liz yelled/asked.

Patty shrugged. "I didn't have money. And it was $100,000. It's an original that hadn't even come out yet."

"If it didn't come out yet,why do you have it?" Maka asked.

"I went to the back of the store~!" Patty said happily.

"The door that says,'Do not enter. Employees only.' ?" Liz asked.

Patty paused,stroking her chin in thought. Then she looked back at them with a smiled. "Yep~!"

Maka and Liz groaned.

"You know you're not supposed to go there!" Liz said.

"Sorry sis." Patty said,giving her an innocent look.

Liz sighed. "It's okay."

Maka looked at Liz like she was insane. "What are you talking about? You let a perv touch your boobs!"

"It's okay! He was hawt!" Patty said.

Liz smiled. "Oh! That boy by THATregister? He is hawt!"

Liz and Patty started bickering about him,Maka shook her head. She pinshed he bridge nose with her eyes closed. 'They can be so oblivious.'

"Maka?"

Maka looked up. "Oh,hey Tsubaki. Found something yet?"

Tsubaki nodded. She held up a long sky blue dress. (I don't own this dress or website. . )

Maka smiled. "Ooh~! That's cute!"

Tsubaki smiled back. "Isn't it?" Then she frowned.

Maka looked at her,worried. "What? What's wrong?"

"Maka,you've never been on a date right?" Tsubaki asked.

Liz and Patty stopped talking and walked over to them.

Maka blushed. "Er... Uh... Well..."

"She's never been on a date before." Liz sighed.

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Maka sighed. "No one likes a tiny tittied bookworm."

"Maka! Don't say that!" All three girls said.

"But it's true."

"Maka,who's the last person you liked?" Liz asked.

Maka started fidgeting with her fingers and the gem of her mini skirt. "You guys know." She muttered with a blush.

All three girls gave a confused look,then with time smiled with knowledge. "Oh!"

Maka nodded. "He's the last person."

Liz raised an eyebrow. "Do you still like Soul?"


"BWUAHAHA! THEY WON'T CARE IF WE FOLLOWED THEM! RIGHT CHRONA?" Black Star asked the innocent lavender haired boy.

In response,Chrona sank to the ground and rocked back and forth while hugging his knees. "I don't know how to deal with stalking girls."

Kid shook his head. "I agree with Chrona on this. Black Star,let's just go hang out with Soul. He must be really lonely right now."

Black Star shook his head back. "Nah. He's probably trying to figure out about his song for next week. He texted me not to bother him."

"Of course he did." Kid muttered. "Thats still no reason to sneak around and follow the girls."

Black Star waved that off. "They're already in the store,they won't see us. Besides,you want to wear a matching outfit with your girl right?"

Kid sighed. "I suppose."

"THEN IT'S DECIDED! WE'LL SEE WHAT THEY'RE CHOOSING!"

Black Star entered the store silently,pulling Kid and Chrona with him.

They crouched down to hide behind a shelf of clothes.

"What now?" Kid whispered.

"We watch." BlackStar replied.

They watched them for half an hour,Kid ripping his hair out once in while when Liz almost chose an assymetrical dress.

The girls looked ready to leave when Tsubaki asked Maka a question.

"Maka,you've never been on a date right?" Tsubaki asked.

All three boys perked up.

Liz and Patty stopped talking and walked over to them.

Maka blushed. "Er... Uh... Well..."

"She's never been on a date before." Liz sighed.

Black Star chuckled until Kid shot him a glare.

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Maka sighed. "No one likes a tiny tittied bookworm."

"True." Black Star muttered. Kid gave him another glare. "What? It is!"

"Maka! Don't say that!" All three girls said.

"But it's true."

Black Star pointed at Maka. "See? Even she agrees with me."

"She can't hear or see you,you dimwit!" Kid hissed.

"I think Maka's kind of pretty." Chrona squirmed.

Kid nodded. "I agree."

"Are you guys crazy?" Black Star asked.

Kid rolled his eyes.

"Maka,who's the last person you liked?" Liz asked.

Maka started fidgeting with her fingers and the gem of her mini skirt. "You guys know." She muttered with a blush.

All three boys stopped talking.

"Oh!"

Maka nodded. "He's the last person."

Liz raised an eyebrow. "Do you still like Soul?"

The three boys' eyes widened. "Soul?" They whispered.

Maka pretended to look through the clothes rack. "Liz,we still need to find a dress for you."

Liz shook her head and turned the younger girl around. "Uh-uh. We aren't done. Do you you still like Soul?" She repeated.

"I didn't say that last time!" Maka blushed.

Tsubaki nodded. "That's right. Because you said you loved Soul!"

Maka covered her ears and started to say,"Cookies and milk,cookies and milk,cookies and milk!"

Patty giggled and sang,"Maka loves Soul~! Maka loves Soul~!"

Maka sighed and dropped her hands to the side.

She muttered something inaudible to the boys,but it was apparently audible to the girls because next to you know,Liz was squeezing the girl.

"Soul should love you!" Liz said. "You're beautiful and you better believe it!"

Maka lifted her head up and sighed. "I guess you're right..."

Liz fist pumped. "That's the spirit!"

"But I'm not going to tell him."

The other three girls groaned.

They started bickering about what she should do.

Black Star started to crawl away.

"Black Star,what are you doing?" Kid hissed.

"I'm going to tell Soul!" He whispered back.

Kid gritted his teeth. He looked back and forth at the escaping Black Star and the bickering group of girls. He turned to Chrona. "Let's go." He started to crawl the way Black Star did.

"Where are we going?" Chrona asked nervously.

"Following Black Star to Soul."

As they exited out of the store and ran to catch up with Black Star,the girls had finished bickering.

"I told you I don't love him THATway any more!" Maka yelled. "Don't you understand? Used to! Not any more!"

The three girls sighed. "Sorry."


This is my very first fanfic! I hope I didn't do anything wrong. I did my best. If it's a little OOC,please tell me!

This is a two-shot for all of my readers.

Please review!