Okay. This is my second fanfic ever… Its a 5XS. Please review!
Sally was at the terrace of a restaurant. Her date kept on babbling. She was so bored.
-You know, I used to be very athletic. I was in the foot ball team. I was the quarterback. I was so good! The best player in the team. And I used to fight too, you know. That takes a lot of courage!… I was in the boxing club and at that too I was kind of good… Oh, wait, I'm being modest here. I was the best. Of course, I'm still good at fighting and all those stuff. I just don't like to show off. You know me, always so humble!…
'How can someone be so full of himself? How can someone talk so much without having to breath?… Heel, how can someone talk so much, period. He's worst that Duo… Oh, wait he's asking a question… just nodded.'
-Yeah, I agree.
-See? I am always right…
'He just goes on, and on and on…' Sally sighted heavily. 'This was going to be a long evening!'
Finally, the date was almost over and he was walking her home, still talking about himself.
'He is such an ass!!' she thought.
-So? What did you do in High School?
'Well would you look at that. He actually knows I exist.'
-Well, I didn't went to a high school. I was in the army and…
-You didn't make it to high school? Now, that is bad…
'What the hell was he talking about. To be a doctor, you need to study. Hard. Does he even know that I am a doctor?'
Just then, someone jumped from the bushes and held a gun to the…er…couple.
-Just give me your money, your rings, and all of your jewels and nobody will get hurt.
-Yeah, Sally, honey, just do what he says!, said the very nervous date. To that, Sally looked sharply at the man at his side.
-'Is this a joke?' Sally was furious. 'You just give me all that bull shit about you being soooooooo courageous and you being that best in high school in your boxing club and you can't stop shaking in your shorts just because a little jerk is pointing a gun at you, which is by the way, not even loaded? You bored me all night, with all of your talking and now you are asking me to * honey, just do what he says*? What are you, stupid? And you.' She turned her gaze to her stalker. 'If you don't take that gun away from me I am going to stick it up your butt so hard that you won't even be able to walk!' She was so mad.
To that, the stalker took a step back, saying nothing more that an almost inaudible '……….Ok.'. He quickly left back from where he went from and Sally looked back at the man standing at her side. She was giving him a death glare that wold make Heero Yuy proud.
-Sally, darling. Your are so good at driving the mad men away! I really, well, almost believe everything you said!
-'Hey!' she said verrrrrry sharply and cold. 'I meant each and every little word.' To that, she walked away, quickly, without taking a look back at her date from hell.
There should be more soon!!! Review, please