sinse zasasalamell is smart tho he new they were coming and perpared himself for the cuming batel. with his magikle powurs he brainwashed tira and take and asturoth and kelik to work for him. he sent them aftur segfred and nightmare. but sophita and yunsong and voldo and rock got togethur and they new zasasalamell had to dye and so they dicided to make shur segfred and nightmare sucseeded and so they new they had to stop tira and take and asturoth and kelik or els the wurld wuld be doomd. "we wil stop them" sed rock "yea or my name isnt yunsong bitch" sed yunsong "let us go old chaps cuse a advenchur awaits" sed voldo
so sophita and rock and voldo and yunsong travuled acros japan cause they new that they neded the halp of yoshemetsu and his theeves or else they wuldnt be abel to defeet zasasalamell or tira or take or asturoth or kelik. they evintully fond theer fortres in a valcano and foudn yoshemetsu "if you canot defeet me then i wil not help you" sed yoshemetsu "wich of you chalenges me"
"i wil fite you yoshemetsu" sed sophita drawing her sord "no not you pleese, you cant dye your to hot" sed yunsong "shut up you peenisliking dipshit and let her fite" sed voldo "i will defeet you easely girl" laffed yoshemetsu "hevens net is wide but lets nuthing thru"
"wat the fuk are you on about" sed sophita "shut up and fite me"
"very wel" sed yoshemetsu
the too fote on a platform on a lova rock bed and chargd torads eech other and theer sords clashed and sparcs flew evryware you no how that gos "you ar not to bad" sed yoshemetsu "thats wat your mom sed" sed sohpita as she kiked him in the bals "owch that hert" sed yoshemetsu as he fel to the grond in pain "i have beet you" sed sophita "now you wil halp us halp segfred and nightmare and defeet zasasalamel and tira and take and asturoth and kelik"
"vary wel you have profed yourself wurthy" sed yoshemetsu "my theeves are urs to comand"
so sophita and yunsong and rock and voldo and yoshemetsu and his theeves lift the valcano and heded to china so they culd recrute xangwa into halping them cause they new she might be abel to turn kelik back to the gud guys side and so they went to china.
wen they got ther they saw a horibel site. xangwa was duling lisardman and bersarcer in a fite to the deth. "halp me!!" sed xangwa cause lisardmen and bersarcer were ganing the uper hand "i wil keel you" said bersarcer and his lanse sudenly and majikely cot fire and he swung torads xangwa "NOOOO!!" screemed yunsong cause he new she neded to servive oh and of corse there was the fakt shes hot yunsong made a giant therty foot leep and jumped in frunt of the flameing lanse and it peerced his bode and he dided instintlee but he savd xangwa "wat the fuk that wasnt sposed to hapen" sed bersarker but as he moved in to tri and kil xangwa agen rock leaped behind him and crushd his hed with his mase and he dided.
"oh shitapels" sed lisardmen and he trided to run but voldo cut him in haf with his claws "oh thank you savd me" sed xangwa "yea but it was a shame yunsong had to dye" sed rock "we wil evenge him" sed sophita "xangwa wil you halp us your boifrend kelik got himself brainwashederd and you ned to halp us defeet zasasalamel or the wurld is domed" sed yoshemetsu "ok then ill halp you cause kelik is cule and i lov him" xangwa replide "oh swet you ar one kikass bitch" sed voldo "no jon. you ar the demons" sed yunsong, befor he dided agin.
"uhh wat" askd sophita
meenwile segfred and nightmare were on ther wai to fite zasasalamell. "im so glad wer frends now" sed nightmare "yea you ar a prety cule dude" sed segfred "i wudner wai we foht in the ferst plase"
"cuse im sol edge stuped" sed nightmare "oh yea but oh wel" sed segfred they wer geting close to zasasalamell now and they didnt no that tira and taki and kelik and asturoth were wating for them. if sophita and yoshemetsu and the othirs didnt defeet them in tim the wurld wuld be domed...
TO BE CONTENUED