Intro

Etna, a demon that looks about twelve to thirteen wore a black top, black long gloves, a short black skirt and long black socks with white shoes, twitched her tail. She glanced around, her red hair twisting around with her in the two side ponytail things.

"Seriously Kage, we're here to deal with a truth or dare type of thing?" she asked, looking at a twelve year old male with a long red, scarf like cape flowing behind him.

Kage ran a hand through his red spiky hair, before folding his hands over his blood red shirt.

"Well…yeah, we're here for that," Kage replied, shoving his hands into his pockets of his jeans.

"How the heck did he get permission to use us for this!"

"Do you really want me to answer this?"

"Uh…Dark Assembly?"

"That, and lots and lots of bribes…Sometimes, I wonder what authors do when they're not writing?" Kage mused to himself.

"So wait…the author of this bribed them?"

Kage nodded, and then folded his arms.

"Ok…lemme see the contract. Ok…for me, I get all my levels back that I lost in Disgaea 2, plus more…so I get to be over level 9000!"

Crickets were heard in the dark room.

"Seriously? A Dragon Ball Z reference?" Kage face palmed. "Ok, what's on my end of the deal?"

"Uh…lemme see…" Etna replied, looking through the contract. "Uh…Prinnies get one hundred Hell an hour…so they have a job here. Wait…all of the Prinnies? Weird…"

Kage began tapping his foot.

"Ok…so we're doing this to some Pokémon characters and some of SoD's OC's, and your one of them," Kage nodded. "First up is Ash and…Evan…ok."

"Still nothing about me?"

"Nope, nothing." Etna tossed the contract over at the other demon.

"Hey, we're getting two special guests next chapter. One of them is an author, while the other is…hey…not said…"

"Huh…I wonder who else is coming to this slight Disgaea/Pokémon cross over," Etna mused to herself before chuckling. "If it's Laharl, I'll kill him…Ehehehehe…THEN! I WILL BE THE OVERLORD!"

Kage sweat dropped. "What'll that make me? Chop suey?"

"Nah, you'll still be my vassal. Could always let Blizzard loose on the prick," Etna said before shrugging.

Kage bowed his head in defeat. "What else…? Hmm…what the hell? Apparently, we can't leave this room…and we're the main hosts!"

"HA!" Etna shouted before attempting to walk out the door…only to fly backwards into the wall. "Ow…"

Flare sweat dropped again. "Guess this mean's the guy's serious…But, we get limited author powers! We can revive people, cause anything to appear…but we can't leave this room…or prevent dares. But! We can kill Laharl if he shows up here, over, and over…and over again!"

"Hmmm…"

"Hey, if you can kill Laharl…can I kill Zenon?"

Etna smacked her forehead. "I'd rather not have to meet Rozalin like that again…"

"Good point…Dark Liberation is painful…" Kage groaned.

"Well…WAIT! This means I'm sleeping in the same room as you! Ugh!" Etna shouted at the boy, who folded his arms.

"Oh, like I'm thrilled about this!" he retorted folding his arms.

Etna and Kage both sighed, shaking their heads.

"I swear…I'm going to get this author when we get out of here!" both of them shouted at the same time.

Meanwhile, in a separate wing of the building.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" a boy with bright blue hair, several strands spiking upwards then down his back, with a cape sort of like Kage's and red jeans rolled up into shorts laughed. "This is going to be quite a show!"

"Uh…Laharl…could you please stop laughing…?" a teenager of about 17 asked, readjusting a cap that rested over his dark brown, curly hair. The Overlord and the Author were watching the exchange between the Demon Lord and her vassal via a TV.

"But still, this is a great show!" the Overlord replied. "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

The Author face palmed, smacking his glasses into his face. "Well…this was your plan. So…what do I get out of it?"

"Hmmm…Kage being in Disgaea 4?"

The Author slowly turned his head to Laharl.

"Idiot…there may not BE a Disgaea 4!"

"So? Your point is?" Laharl retorted before giving off his annoying laugh again. "I can't WAIT until they get the dares and questions! And…until the guests show up!"

"Well, not sure what type of revenge you're planning…but it better make a good show."