Harry! Dang blast it you've bin all over those yonder cornfields!

So

Those cornfields belong to slytherin! Which means oull have to answer to billy joe snape

I have a bone to pick with him he stole my lambone!

Well here he comes

Harry-bob took out his pitchfork aimed it at snapes head and struck a blow

Don't come near hermione-sue's barn agin

Wow harry-bob that was some mighty fine forkin

Thank you ron-joe-bob

Aww shucks you forked the slytherin farmer leader for me? Said hermione sue

Yup and I gonna go catch you the biggest fish in that there lake mmk?

Sure thing harry bob

That aint nothing hemrione-sue im gonna fork ya a hell of a deer

Aww shucks

Here comes my fair maiden ginny

Aww I cint get married ron-joe-bob

Hwy hermione sue?

I aint got no gosh tarn brothers

Aww too bad hermione-sue

I know I gots to get back to the out house old ma mccgonagal will have my guts for a pitchfork handle if she sees me slackin off

Bye hermione-sue

Its old man dumbledore!

Hello mine friends lets have a sing song

Oh I came form alabama with a banjomon my back

And so thye sang the night away in gryffindors alabama cornfield

authors comment- I must urge the people of the world to unite agains t scenes like this

every month one in ten of us will develop in breading through country music so please pledge a songfic a month to the hillbillys just say no campaign !

a true story.probably

my name was william I was going to the store when a group of hillbillys harrased me asked me if id like to by some corn half price then when I said no they pitchforked my butt and made me listen to a banjo non stop for 18 hours when they finally stopped I thought mi name was billybob and it took me three years of correctional therapy all for 18 hours of hillbilly fun

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