Chapter 1: Dinner at the Burrow
The Weasly family sat down to dinner that Molly made with love. Everyone was there but not percy because he was working at the ministry and being a fuckwit. Arthur was unemployed and the family was poor.
"Aww MOM! Boiled cabbage again?"
"Shut up Ginny and eat your cabbage!"
"Mom I dont want cabbages again its 5rd time this week"
Molly not please with Ginny and frowned. She was mad and insult. Ginny did not like Molly meals well that just will not doo.
"GINNY! Go clean this house. Clean this house so that it looks like a house. If it doesnot look like a house then you will not live in the house anymore!"
Ginny left walked past Arthur who looked sad and depressd. He lost his ministyr job because for not support Fudge against Harry Potter. No disstent allowed, they say.
"Why did have lost job at ministery dad?" asked George Weasly.
"you askd me that last night Fred"
"no I didnt Im not Fred"
"Shut up smartass I dont needed questions you know why sacked I was"
Arthur got up for leaving and molly said "you know Arthur I know how feel better"
Now he got realy mad "Moly how many kids here we have already I cant afford morrre."
she got mad to "fine then Ill find a new husband"
arthr had enough he went to garrage and got in flying car and left burrow.
He flew and felw into the nightsky with stars depresd. Flying over english chanel breakdown he had not car but he and turnd car towards sea.
"time to die, FUCKAS!"
he pulgned toward sea but behind him shaow came and stoped moonligh from shinin car. He saw it was dragon. Bill chased him and caught up
"DONT DO IT DAD"
"YOU UNGRATEFULL TURDS LET ME DIE"
"YOU DRAMA QUEEN!"
dragon pickd up car and then landed them safe on dryland. But not normal dryland. No they land in FRANCE!
Other frenchys came to see what happened. There land dragon and car and two wizzards. They came with lanpersn and cloaks becaus cold britany coast weathr. It was raining. In rainynight bill and Arthur knew trouble. Why troubl? Well reader you see. Flying cars are ilegal in France!