I just heard the news today
Vogons are coming to blow the earth away
How long, how much longer do we have
How long, How loooooooooong
Today, I will get drunk in a pub, today
Ford Prefect tells me of the fleet
While my house is knocked off the street
I don't heed his words at all
So I'm unprepared for when the Vogons call

Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday

Now the Vogons have just come
Said we would have known if we flew off beyond the sun
It's a bypass they want to build
Now they stop their terrible shrill

Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
How long, how much longer do we have
How long, How loooooooooong

Today, I will get drunk in a pub, today, today, today, today, today

Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday

I wipe my tears away
I wipe my tears away
I wipe my tears away
I wipe my tears away

Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday

Now it's true, the earth is gone
I'm now traveling across space and time, you see
I check the date and my eyes fire
I never could get used to this stupid day

Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday
Thursday, bloody Thursday