Comments: - Hee hee! Wufei is a WOMAN! Oh, what was I thinking!?! I think
this was the product of some sort of cheese related dream... that and the
funny Gundam Girls picture that's been floating about the net for ages...
Don't ask HOW or WHY they were turned into girls... they just were! I'll
make it up somehow, its more fun if you don't know though, isn't it Wufei?
*MUUGH!*
Warnings: - Expect the unexpected! Loads of sexual innuendoes (come on! Duo and Heero have to figure out how to have sex all over again!), cursing, swearing, nakedness... blah blah blah... BEGIN! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- Chapter One Duo lazily pulled his arms up from the side of the bed and pulled them across his front. ' Yeah, that must be Heero's ass...' he thought as his arms hit something ass-like just at his chest. He then opened his eyes to be met by a scowling Heero glaring back at him. " Heero?" Heero frowned further and shut his eyes and drew his hands up to his ears to block out the imminent scream that Duo was about to let out as best as he could. It didn't work. " OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE A CHEST!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" Duo burst out into tears. " My years of trying to build my self-confidence by telling myself that I was masculine... gone..." he threw out a hand as if waving goodbye to his manliness. Heero folded his (her) arms, his shoulder length hair surrounding him. Duo screamed again. " What is going on with my voice?! What happened?!" he (she) lifted up the bed sheets. " NOOOO! HEERO! What happened to your... your..." " What happened to yours?! I woke up this morning and it wasn't there!" Duo almost fainted... not Heero too, even his voice had lost its huskiness and it seemed more, feminine? He lay flat and stared at his chest. He poked one. " Okay, I've got it... this is one of those 'share dream' things where I'm gonna wake up and everything is going to be fine... I'll be flat chested again, and you'll have something that I can grab onto... Hey! What are you doing?!" Heero looked up. " I'm just admiring your bikini line, its way better than mine." He (I shall be typing 'he' all the way through this fic so as not to confuse, besides its funny, Wufei being a 'she-he' OUCH! Sorry Wufei...) " Did you shave or wax?" " How the hell should I know?!" he rolled onto his side. " This is bad... WAY bad... I don't wanna be a girl! Its too much hassle! I'll never be able to work that 'front to back thing' out..." Heero stood up and Duo's eyes were immediately drawn to his feminine curves, especially the ones on his chest. " What." Asked Heero as he pulled on a t-shirt. " Is there something on me?" " For God's sake Heero! You're a girl! What the hell happened?!" Heero shrugged his shoulders, in doing so it made his chest wobble slightly. Duo felt a nose bleed coming. " Stop that!" " Stop what?" " The bouncing chest thing! Stop it!" He shrugged again. " What does that mean?!" " It means I'm just gonna have to learn to live with it..." ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- Quatre woke up and pulled at his hair. He opened an eye in alarm as he realised that he was tugging at it half way down his back. He sat up on one arm and looked down to be greeted by an almighty 36C chest. " Okay... I don't have to get up for another half hour... back to sleep..."
He looked across at the bed that Trowa was fast asleep in. for a second he could have sworn that Trowa had a couple of breasts, but it was so early in the morning that it was probably his mind playing tricks on him. Of course, he quickly changed his mind when he reached down to give himself a good scratch (Ahh, the best way to start the day...) and brought his hand up covered in blood. (That's right ladies! Its that time of month!) " ARGH! SOMEONE HAS CUT IT OFF!" Trowa sat upright in bed. " What?! Who cut what off?!" Quatre swung his legs round and fell back at the sight of his own blood. " Where did it go?! My manhood! I was SO proud of it as well! And my HAIR!" he grabbed onto it and pulled it round so that it framed his face. " Oh my God, Trowa! Your hair! It's, it looks styled! And what are they about, you a 38D or something?! What the hell are those two things hanging from the front of you?!" " You have them too! Stop rubbing it in!" " I'm not rubbing anything in! Jesus Trowa, at least you won't hit your face first if you run into a wall..." Trowa stood up and stretched. Quatre sat and looked at the vacant space between his legs and at the blood that was pouring out from it. " I've got to get something to stop this! It's not right! I'm BLEEDING for God's sake! BLOOD!" Trowa pulled on a pair of boxers that left a lot to be filled, and a shirt before heading down the stairs. " HEY TROWA! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! I MIGHT BLEED TO DEATH!" ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- " I guess that answers your question..." drawled Heero as he sat at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee. Duo pouted. " I didn't say that the others wouldn't be like this, I just said 'What if they aren't', stop being an ass! I wonder why Quatre's shouting anyway..." Trowa appeared round the door. " He's bleeding." " Bleeding?" Heero sounded genuinely surprised. " ...that time of month..." whispered Duo across the table. Heero pulled thoughtfully at his hair. " Blow me away Trowa! Talk about tall and busty..." Duo sniggered as Trowa folded his arms in an effort to control his chest. " I can't help it if I'm big, alright?" " I knew you were big, but this big? Come on, this'll get you guys back for all the times that you've called me a girl..." All fell quiet at the sound of footsteps thundering down the stairs. Seconds later, Wufei burst in the door. " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" Duo burst out laughing, Heero hid behind the morning paper and Trowa turned his back, trying desperately to hide his smirk. " Wufei! You sure your even gonna need a bra for those two?" Duo chuckled. " SHUT IT MAXWELL!" " That's 'Miss Maxwell to you! Honestly... some girls are SO rude..." Wufei folded his arms over his almost 32A chest. " Well have a go at Trowa! Look at the state of him!" " What? I'm not in any state, am I. At least I have something worth getting upset about, stop crying over nothing." " Nothing!? You call this nothing?!" He lifted up the top that he was wearing so that his crotch could be seen. The three stared back at him with blank expressions on their faces. " Actually, I would call that nothing, but I guess you've missed the point..." said Duo. Then he burst out laughing again. " I'm too good! Get it? Point, missing, Wufei is missing his point?!" Wufei turned a discreet shade of red and mumbled something in a high- pitched tone. Even Trowa was laughing out loud, and Heero was choking on a mouthful of coffee. " Hey, liven up Wufei! We're all girls here, nothing we haven't seen before..." Quatre stood in the doorway, clutching a box that had the word 'Tampax' printed across it in bold lettering. " Hey guys, I found these in the bathroom cupboard and it says here that they stop the bleeding..." (Before you say 'What is Quatre doing with a box of Tampons in his bathroom cupboard, its not his cupboard to keep them in. they are in a safe house.) Four faces turned pale. " Uh, where the hell does it go...?" Four faces looked at Duo. " What?! What is it?!" Wufei grabbed the mug out of his hands. " So, Miss Maxwell. Seeing as there is nothing that you haven't seen before, are you going to aid Miss Winner in seeing that she knows how a tampon works...?" If Duo could have death-glared then he would have. Quatre was still standing in the doorway. " Guys... I'm bleeding over here..." " Good comeback..." whispered Heero. Wufei smirked. This was going to be good...
Warnings: - Expect the unexpected! Loads of sexual innuendoes (come on! Duo and Heero have to figure out how to have sex all over again!), cursing, swearing, nakedness... blah blah blah... BEGIN! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- Chapter One Duo lazily pulled his arms up from the side of the bed and pulled them across his front. ' Yeah, that must be Heero's ass...' he thought as his arms hit something ass-like just at his chest. He then opened his eyes to be met by a scowling Heero glaring back at him. " Heero?" Heero frowned further and shut his eyes and drew his hands up to his ears to block out the imminent scream that Duo was about to let out as best as he could. It didn't work. " OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE A CHEST!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" Duo burst out into tears. " My years of trying to build my self-confidence by telling myself that I was masculine... gone..." he threw out a hand as if waving goodbye to his manliness. Heero folded his (her) arms, his shoulder length hair surrounding him. Duo screamed again. " What is going on with my voice?! What happened?!" he (she) lifted up the bed sheets. " NOOOO! HEERO! What happened to your... your..." " What happened to yours?! I woke up this morning and it wasn't there!" Duo almost fainted... not Heero too, even his voice had lost its huskiness and it seemed more, feminine? He lay flat and stared at his chest. He poked one. " Okay, I've got it... this is one of those 'share dream' things where I'm gonna wake up and everything is going to be fine... I'll be flat chested again, and you'll have something that I can grab onto... Hey! What are you doing?!" Heero looked up. " I'm just admiring your bikini line, its way better than mine." He (I shall be typing 'he' all the way through this fic so as not to confuse, besides its funny, Wufei being a 'she-he' OUCH! Sorry Wufei...) " Did you shave or wax?" " How the hell should I know?!" he rolled onto his side. " This is bad... WAY bad... I don't wanna be a girl! Its too much hassle! I'll never be able to work that 'front to back thing' out..." Heero stood up and Duo's eyes were immediately drawn to his feminine curves, especially the ones on his chest. " What." Asked Heero as he pulled on a t-shirt. " Is there something on me?" " For God's sake Heero! You're a girl! What the hell happened?!" Heero shrugged his shoulders, in doing so it made his chest wobble slightly. Duo felt a nose bleed coming. " Stop that!" " Stop what?" " The bouncing chest thing! Stop it!" He shrugged again. " What does that mean?!" " It means I'm just gonna have to learn to live with it..." ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- Quatre woke up and pulled at his hair. He opened an eye in alarm as he realised that he was tugging at it half way down his back. He sat up on one arm and looked down to be greeted by an almighty 36C chest. " Okay... I don't have to get up for another half hour... back to sleep..."
He looked across at the bed that Trowa was fast asleep in. for a second he could have sworn that Trowa had a couple of breasts, but it was so early in the morning that it was probably his mind playing tricks on him. Of course, he quickly changed his mind when he reached down to give himself a good scratch (Ahh, the best way to start the day...) and brought his hand up covered in blood. (That's right ladies! Its that time of month!) " ARGH! SOMEONE HAS CUT IT OFF!" Trowa sat upright in bed. " What?! Who cut what off?!" Quatre swung his legs round and fell back at the sight of his own blood. " Where did it go?! My manhood! I was SO proud of it as well! And my HAIR!" he grabbed onto it and pulled it round so that it framed his face. " Oh my God, Trowa! Your hair! It's, it looks styled! And what are they about, you a 38D or something?! What the hell are those two things hanging from the front of you?!" " You have them too! Stop rubbing it in!" " I'm not rubbing anything in! Jesus Trowa, at least you won't hit your face first if you run into a wall..." Trowa stood up and stretched. Quatre sat and looked at the vacant space between his legs and at the blood that was pouring out from it. " I've got to get something to stop this! It's not right! I'm BLEEDING for God's sake! BLOOD!" Trowa pulled on a pair of boxers that left a lot to be filled, and a shirt before heading down the stairs. " HEY TROWA! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! I MIGHT BLEED TO DEATH!" ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~- ~-~-~- " I guess that answers your question..." drawled Heero as he sat at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee. Duo pouted. " I didn't say that the others wouldn't be like this, I just said 'What if they aren't', stop being an ass! I wonder why Quatre's shouting anyway..." Trowa appeared round the door. " He's bleeding." " Bleeding?" Heero sounded genuinely surprised. " ...that time of month..." whispered Duo across the table. Heero pulled thoughtfully at his hair. " Blow me away Trowa! Talk about tall and busty..." Duo sniggered as Trowa folded his arms in an effort to control his chest. " I can't help it if I'm big, alright?" " I knew you were big, but this big? Come on, this'll get you guys back for all the times that you've called me a girl..." All fell quiet at the sound of footsteps thundering down the stairs. Seconds later, Wufei burst in the door. " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?" Duo burst out laughing, Heero hid behind the morning paper and Trowa turned his back, trying desperately to hide his smirk. " Wufei! You sure your even gonna need a bra for those two?" Duo chuckled. " SHUT IT MAXWELL!" " That's 'Miss Maxwell to you! Honestly... some girls are SO rude..." Wufei folded his arms over his almost 32A chest. " Well have a go at Trowa! Look at the state of him!" " What? I'm not in any state, am I. At least I have something worth getting upset about, stop crying over nothing." " Nothing!? You call this nothing?!" He lifted up the top that he was wearing so that his crotch could be seen. The three stared back at him with blank expressions on their faces. " Actually, I would call that nothing, but I guess you've missed the point..." said Duo. Then he burst out laughing again. " I'm too good! Get it? Point, missing, Wufei is missing his point?!" Wufei turned a discreet shade of red and mumbled something in a high- pitched tone. Even Trowa was laughing out loud, and Heero was choking on a mouthful of coffee. " Hey, liven up Wufei! We're all girls here, nothing we haven't seen before..." Quatre stood in the doorway, clutching a box that had the word 'Tampax' printed across it in bold lettering. " Hey guys, I found these in the bathroom cupboard and it says here that they stop the bleeding..." (Before you say 'What is Quatre doing with a box of Tampons in his bathroom cupboard, its not his cupboard to keep them in. they are in a safe house.) Four faces turned pale. " Uh, where the hell does it go...?" Four faces looked at Duo. " What?! What is it?!" Wufei grabbed the mug out of his hands. " So, Miss Maxwell. Seeing as there is nothing that you haven't seen before, are you going to aid Miss Winner in seeing that she knows how a tampon works...?" If Duo could have death-glared then he would have. Quatre was still standing in the doorway. " Guys... I'm bleeding over here..." " Good comeback..." whispered Heero. Wufei smirked. This was going to be good...