A/N: Hi! Welcome to Twilight in an Empty Shell. I don't like Twilight all that much. Enough said. PLEASE REVIEW! And flame if it pleases you.
Once upon a time, there was a "normal" girl who moved to a place called Spoons. The moment she arrived, every guy in the school spontaneously fell in love with her, because she was just that normal. Then there was a guy named Edward. He was a 108 year old virgin who was secretly a vegetarian vampire who sparkled. He was everything she ever wanted, and they fell madly in love.
One day, they were talking, and the girl said, "Oh Edward, how I love you so. Let us be lovers!"
But the vampire said, "No Bella, we can't be together, because I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
"Oh Edward, that's so romantic!" and they made out.
-repeat above conversation 46.29 times for the full effect-
Then they got married and had a child who was not biologically possible and lived HAPPILY EVERZ AFTERZ! THE END!
(Until a very pissed FanFictioner named CeleryRox came and blew them all up, but let's just forget that part…)
A/N: uh… yeah. Please review on your way out, and have a nice day!