"Fox and Falco"
Foxand Falco was going to a bar. Fox notice this isnt the bar they go to. The bar had Kirby, Pit, Marth, and Roy. There was no femals in the bar. So they decided to stay awile. They only had 1 drink and Fox was drunk. Falco still decided to stay.Fox told Kirby if he touched him again Kirby will get it. So Kirby touched him again. So Fox took a chair and hit Kirby and broke the chair.
So then Pit started to give Kirby c.p.r to see if he was breathing so when Kirby woke up they were kissing. Marth asked Roy why they couldnt do that and Roy told him that he wasnt gay.It was time to have a slow dance. Roy just sat down when Marth was dacing. Fox and Falco started to dance really slow. Kirby and Pit was making out. Then the nexted day the repoters came to the bar.
They saw the whole place destroyed. "Welcome to the gay bar folks!As you can see that a fox and and blue thingy was lying here threw a destroyed table. And over there is a balloon thing and a cupid thing making out. And you can see that Roy is trying to drown Marth in beer. Now back to you Bob." Fox had a hangover. Fox told everyone to stay again to have another party!!!
To be continued...