Picture this:

It's 9PM on a Tuesday night. You're a single Canadian between the ages of 18 and 35. The lights are off, you're eating a bag of ketchup chips alone in your living room while CTV plays a rerun of MasterChef. You've seen the episode before, but you can't quite remember who wins. So you continue to watch, but not with as much interest as you would a brand new episode. They cut to commercial, and you're about to sneak away to go to the washroom. But suddenly you hear a familiar voice, and it halts you from leaving right away.

"Are you a single Canadian between the ages of 18 and 35?"

You are, so it holds your attention. You even a nod a little bit, as if to prompt the prerecorded Chris McLean to go on.

"Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Are you willing to humiliate yourself on national television in order to find it?"

You nod again. You've definitely humiliated yourself in public to impress a crush before, and you've always wanted to be on TV.

"Then visit our website to upload your audition for the first season of our brand new reality show Total Drama: Desperate Dating!" Chris instructs. "We're looking for ten lucky singles to compete on our show for a chance at love, and other prizes along the way. If you've got what it takes, you could win the whole thing, and the heart of our Total Drama alumni, Cody."

Cody?! You'd had a crush on him when the first season of Total Drama aired. But he was 16 then. He was 26 now. And according to the headshot next to Chris' head, he'd aged quite nicely.

You put down the chips, and you swallow your pride. You pull out your laptop, or maybe your iPhone, and head to CTV's website to start working on your application. What's the worst that could possibly happen?


Hello my friends! Applications can be found on my profile, and will ONLY be accepted via PM. I'm currently looking for 10 OCs but there's no limit for how many you send in! The first 10 characters I receive that are diverse, interesting and mesh well for a fun story together will be accepted, but I'm very picky-and-choosey, just because you're first to submit a character doesn't necessarily mean I'll accept your character. It's the first 10 quality characters that are different from each other in the right ways to have an interesting chemistry that will be accepted. Have fun an be creative!