Nevil Longbottom had a brother, Neil Longbottom.

He attended the same school as the High school Musical gang people.

But there they had pokeaballs.

Neil was also gay.

So he fell in love with Troy.

Then Gabrille became jealous so she ate cat food, Sat on Neil's face while bottom burping, and put Troy in a poke-a-ball.

He was then turned into a pickle dressed in a to-to.

It had gas.

She through Troy at his mamma and they both stoped bottom burping.

Neil then ended up Drunk and Straight after he impregnating Troy's mother.

Tory then was sad so killed Bellatrix as Nevil had always had a crush on her.

Troy also bottom burped on Neil's FACE but this time while impergnating Dumbledore,

Gabrielle got depressed and went to live on pen island

Then Dumbledore and Troy lived happily ever after with there ugly children but Neil died of bottom burp infultation

the end or is it...