A/N: Slight crack produced from watching several videos on YouTube. I'm not really a big KakaNaru fan, so don't expect much else from me. Meh, but this might become a two-shot. I got a few lines/parts from two videos- if you can spot them both or either one, then I... will give you a cookie or something. Or write a one shot for you. (:

Uzumaki Naruto yawned as he walked into his new apartment after a long day at training. Kakashi and Yamato had worked him to the bone. Naruto now only wanted to sleep as long as he could. He hoped that he wouldn't wake up for a week, at least. But maybe a nice, hot shower would-

Wait. Why was his shower running?

Cautiously, Naruto made his way around the few boxes littering his floor to his bathroom. He palmed a kunai and clutched it tightly in his hand. The door was ajar, though more closed than open, and steam poured out from the small opening. Naruto slowly pushed open the door. Because of the steam, he could hardly see anything. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, Naruto slammed the door open (creating yet another hole in his wall) and held the kunai threateningly.

The only sound came from the falling water.

Naruto scowled and edged his way to the shower. Sure, he was a little concerned that someone was using his shower, and of course he wondered how they had gotten in (did he leave the door unlocked again?), but he was Naruto; he had to do things in a brash manner. So, he ripped open the (delightfully) orange shower curtain.

He stared at the sight before him.

Hatake Kakashi stared right back, his left eye closed.

"What the hell?"

"Maa, Naruto-kun, you shouldn't swear like that!"

"What the hell are you doing in my shower!"

Kakashi grinned, and Naruto had to avert his eyes. His eyes shot to the Jounin's chest and... trailing lower still...

Naruto nearly slapped himself and shot his glare back to his sensei's lone gray eye. It took all his willpower to keep his gaze there. "Why are you in my shower?"

The ex-Anbu ignored his student and turned off the water. He shook his head (much like a dog might) which resulted in showering Naruto with water. When he stopped, his hair stuck out in odd directions, extremly different from his usual hairstyle. Then he reached for the towel on the hook. Instead of answering the blond's question, he said lightly, "I love your new apartment, Naruto-kun. I just had to stop by and see it."

The war had ended a few months before and Naruto, being the hero and all, was offered to have his house 'rebuilt' first. Personally, he didn't feel like he deserved it. He had protested feverishly and said he would not move into any home or apartment until every civilian had their homes first, so the villagers had to back down. His apartment building was one of the last built (along with the other shinobi apartment buildings), but he didn't mind; as long as everyone else was happy, he was happy.

Naruto tried to casually look away from the Jounin as the man partially dried his hair. The color of his bathroom tile was quite interesting- really. No naked sensei in his bathroom three feet away from him. Nope. He coughed once to clear his throat and to hopefully get a coherent thought. "That still doesn't explain why you are using my shower, Kakashi-sensei."

Kakashi smiled at the blond as he wrapped the towel around his waist. "Well, you weren't home and I was dirty. But now you are home and I am clean!""

Naruto was not amused by this. His frown deepened as Kakashi squeezed his way past the Jinchuuriki and made his way to the blond's bedroom. "Oi, oi! What do you think... you... are... doing...?" His trail of thought was interrupted as he caught a glimpse of his sensei's backside, which was irritatingly covered by a towel that obscured his full view.

"Hmm? Naruto-kun?" Kakashi paused in the doorway to the bedroom and turned his head to the right to catch a glimpse of his student. Naruto still had yet to advance in ranks, which infuriated the blond greatly since he was stuck as Kakashi's student until the next chance to advance. Kakashi smiled at the blond.

Said blond caught the smile and nearly swooned. He had to grab hold of the doorframe to keep himself steady. A blush dusted upon his tanned cheeks which seemed to arouse a light chuckle from his sensei.

At the sound, Naruto shook his head to clear his mind. Suddenly, a thought came to him. "Hey! Y-You don't have your mask!" He pointed an accusing finger at the older man.

Kakashi felt at his face and gave a slight look of surprise. "It appears that I don't."

Naruto spluttered at this. His mind wouldn't come up with a comprehensible thought. Only two things ran through his mind: Kakashi-sensei is hot, and Sakura won't believe this!

The first thought finally caught up to Naruto. "I am not gay," he blurted out. He slapped a hand over his mouth, as if that would pull the words back in.

"Hmm... That's nice, Naruto-kun." The towel dropped a little further down Kakashi's hips. "I'm going to borrow some of your clothes, alright?"

Naruto could hardly manage a nod. His hand had dropped when the towel had dropped slightly. "S-Sure."

Kakashi turned to look at the blond still standing in the bathroom doorway. With a slight smirk, Kakashi padded over to the surprisingly silent blond. He stopped less than a foot away and reveled in the fact that he was still a few inches taller than his sensei's son. All Kakashi had to do was move his hand just a little bit, and his arm would be around Naruto's waist. However, Kakashi kept his hands still, even though they itched to touch the blond. Naruto's eyes widened as Kakashi smiled down at him.

"You know..." Kakashi started, glancing down at the younger man's clothed chest. "You've... grown since you were a Genin."

"Well, I'm still technically a Gen-"

Kakashi couldn't keep his hand still. His right arm snaked around Naruto's waist.

Naruto gasped as he was jerked into Kakashi's chest. He dropped his hold on the doorframe to clutch onto the Copy-Nin instead. "Kakashi." His voice came out more breathless and squeaky than he intended or wanted, but his brain was having trouble focusing at the moment. He couldn't keep his eyes away from the Jounin's face. "Why do you hide your face, Kakashi-sensei? You're so handsome-"

Blue eyes widened at the sudden contact of Kakashi's lips on his own. Naruto felt one of Kakashi's hands on his neck and the other still wrapped around his waist. He grasped the arm around his waist with his darker hand and clutched tighter at Kakashi's shoulder with his other hand, if only to keep from falling. His knees were weak and Kakashi was the one keeping him up.

The kiss started out rough, but slowed and became gentler once Naruto overcame his shock. When Kakashi tried to pull away, Naruto whimpered and followed the silver-haired shinobi's movements to try to catch the other's lips. However, Kakashi was still slightly taller and managed to lean his head far enough back to escape the blond.

"You're not gay, huh?"

Naruto furiously shook his head, but kept his eyes glued to Kakashi's lips. "I am not gay," he repeated.

Kakashi chuckled at the younger man and leaned a little closer to the blond. His silver hairs tickled Naruto's forehead, and he scrunched his face as if that would ward off the tickling fiends. Kakashi ran a finger down Naruto's clothed chest. "How old are you, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto had to gulp at the way the Jounin said his name. "Uh... I'm uh... twenty... Twenty-something."

"Good," Kakashi purred, laying his hand against Naruto's chest. He leaned closer to the blond's ear and whispered, "Very good indeed."

Naruto promptly passed out.

Kakashi smirked and carried the blond to his room. He gently laid him down on his bed, and then proceeded to dress in some of Naruto's clothes. They fit astoundingly well, he found out, when he buttoned a pair of black pants that he had found on the floor. He had gone back to the bathroom and grabbed his mask before picking up a white shirt that was hanging out of a dresser drawer. He gave the blond one last look before grinning evilly and cackling in a frightening manner.

After he calmed down, he turned away from the unconscious blond. "That was just too good!" he mumbled gleefully to himself as he walked towards the window.

He paused, turned, and went back to the unconscious man. He shuffled through his clothes until he found what he came for. Smiling under his mask, he hugged the item close. In all his excitement, Kakashi nearly forgot to grab his book.

That would teach Naruto to never steal any of his Icha Icha books again.