Meh, it's late but whatever. April Fool's story HAS to be done, and what better way to celebrate than a good RinxLen? NOT incest, just saying. So yeah... Might have an adult scene in it. No freaking clue right now, as I'm writing this purely from the top of my mind. XD But hey, Kat requested this. I wanted to do it myself. But ya know. AHEEEMM, on we get.
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~Chapter One: Never Too Old To Trick The Gullible!~
Holy crap.
April Fool's day is such a waste of space. Y'know? And it's Miki's perfect reason to torture me every five minutes for like... Four hours. God damn her.
I walked to school, beside Miki, my best friend. "AHAHAHAHA! AN-AND YOU FELL FOR IT!" she screeched, dying of laughter. Real mature. Soooo mature...
"Miki-chan, you're fifteen. Isn't this day too immature for you?" I asked.
"Nope! Never gonna be too old to trick the gullible! A.K.A, my Rinny-chan," Miki replied, grinning.
"Ah, geez, Miki-chan..." I mumbled.
"Hey, listen up! I'm being deadly serious now. Len-kun said he loves you, and wants to marry you."
"REALLY?!" I screeched. I was a sucker when it came to whatever Miki said about Len... Yeah, I kind of like Len, only thing is, he's kind of a jerk towards me when he's with his friends.
"HA! SUCKER!" Miki exclaimed.
"Miki-chan, I'm gonna kill you!" I threatened.
"Was that an April Fool's?" Miki asked.
"NO." Miki gulped, and ran. I began to chase her up the street.
We were both absolutely exhausted when we were at school. I slouched against my locker, my face pressing on to the cold metal. Fuuuu... I straightened up, and then I saw Len with his group of friends. They were talking amongst themselves, and I noticed Yuuma point straight at me. When he noticed that I noticed, he laughed, and turned back to his group.
Let's see... Kagamine Len's group of jerks consists of Shion Kaito, Utatane Piko, VY2 Yuuma, Megurine Luki, and Akita Nero. They aren't the nicest of people, and to hell with their self-respect. They STARE up girls' skirts, not even caring if the girls can see. I could so bitch-slap them... Their whispers stopped, and then Kagamine Len himself walked casually up to me.
Fuck.
Miki giggled, and then watched the two of us. That evil little... "Hey, Rin-chan," Len said.
"Hahahaheeyy, Len-kun!" I nervously replied. I'm gonna be honest here.
I wore a skirt once, just to see if Len would stare up it.
Didn't happen...
"I gotta tell you something."
"Tell away," I said.
"I... I'm expressing my undying love for you, Rin-chan!" Len yelled. I heard his group laugh quietly, but my face just went bright red.
"Eehh..." I mumbled.
"APRIL FOOL'S!" Len exclaimed. I could've fainted. "Haha, you should have seen your face! Priceless!" Len shouted. Or you know, I could have just bitch-slapped Len right there and then.
"Rrrr..." I mumbled. Miki just watched, as I burned.
"Haha, catch ya later, Rin." Len walked off, and I watched as his group died laughing. Bitch. Please.
I sighed, and opened my locker. Miki was concerned for once. "Heyy... You okay?" Miki asked.
"When you feel like you wanna die... Is that classed as being in an okay mood?" I replied.
"Owch. That bad?" Miki questioned. I nodded. I buried my head in my locker. "Hey, you'll suffocate like that, you silly banana!" Miki exclaimed.
"WHO SAID BANANA?" Len screeched. That's his cute weakness... And I bet he has a cute ba- WHOAAAA, CRAP, DIRTY THOUGHTS.
"Ne, Lenny-kun, calm down~" Miki said.
"Miki-chaann..." Len mumbled, sighing. They seemed to get along fairly okay...
"Miki-chan. You and Len-kun speak a lot, right?" I asked, taking my head out of my locker. Miki looked at me.
"I suppose so. But I only speak to him to get close to Piko-kun," Miki said.
"HA, your one true weakness."
"YOU TELL, YOU DIE," Miki threatened, flaring up.
"So maybe you could... Ask Len-kun if he likes anybody? Wait. That might end badly. He already got me on the April Fool's..." I said.
"Well, you're screwed then."
"By who?" I asked.
"...MY GOD, you're so dirty!" Miki exclaimed.
"OH CRAP."
"I don't know how you two possibly manage to be so close to each other... Both of you are so very immature," snapped a stuck-up female.
"Back away, Luka. We didn't ask to be invaded by your chest," I remarked. Luka blushed, and covered her massive chest. Fuuuck, that's just too big... If only I knew that bitch's secret. But no. She's a torturer of I and Miki.
"Hmph. You'll never get a chance with Len-kun, and YOU, SF-A2 Miki will never get a chance with Piko-kun," Luka snapped.
"Just because Luki-kun is your brother...!" Miki yelled.
"And I know everything that Piko-kun and Len-kun say about you two. Connections with big people get you places," Luka said. Megurine Luki and Luka were related. Of course. Luki didn't seem as stuck up as his sister, though.
"And what do they supposedly say?!" I yelled.
"Well. Let's see. Piko-kun says Miki-chan is annoying, preppy, a freak, and a list of other words. As for Len-kun... Well, apparently Rin-chan, you're a tsundere," Luka said.
"I'M A WHAT."
"Point proven," Luka smirked.
"Way to drop yourself in it, Rinny-chan," Miki said.
"Says the preppy girl with no admirable personality whatsoever," Luka scoffed.
"Luka, just get lost! I'm not in the mood to deal with you," I said.
"Hey! Hey, Luka!" Miki shouted.
"What, pest?" Luka snapped.
"You know Gakupo-kun, right? He said you're really cute!" Miki said.
"...Really?!" Luka yelled, hesitantly.
"AHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT!" Miki exclaimed, cracking up.
"Ugh, you little brats!" Luka snapped, and stormed off.
"That worked," I said. Miki giggled. I and Miki walked down the hall together, and entered our first lesson. Well, this will be a fun day...
~TimeSkip~
After school, I was by myself. I walked to my locker, down the empty halls. Typically empty, typical detention. Forty minutes my ass... Jesus. I went into my locker, and put away some stuff. I felt a hand touch my shoulder gently. I jumped around, slamming my locker door. "L-Len-kun..." I mumbled.
"Hey there, Rin-chan." Why does he call me 'Rin-chan' or 'Rin'? He just keeps on switching... Len suddenly pinned me against my locker.
"Len-kun! It's past April Fool's, what are you doing?! Stop joking around!" I shouted, flaring up.
"Who said it was a joke?" Len asked, smirking. My eyes went shaky, and my skin trembled. Len's lips touched my neck, which was abnormal. What is he doing?! While he was making me squeal with embarrassment by kissing my neck, he pressed his hand against my... P-Private area?! Holy crap. Why am I still letting him do this?
"Len-kun... Get off... Please..." I said, getting short of breath. Len stopped kissing my neck.
"I'm sorry. I can do what I want to you... But here's a word of advice. Wear a skirt tomorrow," Len whispered in my ear, making me shudder.
"L-Len-kun!" I said. His finger pressed against me, making me shout out. "Stop it!" I demanded.
"My fun isn't over yet," he said.
"Len-kun!" I shouted. Len's lips were close to meeting mine, but when I noticed this, I pushed him off me, with all of my strength. I stood there shakily, tears starting to fall down my cheeks. "Y-You..." I mumbled. I ran off, as fast as I could.
~TimeSkip~
That night, I tossed and turned. I couldn't stop thinking about what might have happened if I didn't push Len away... Like, he could have actually taken me, right then and ther- NO. DIRTY THOUGHTS! I felt like slapping myself. I sat up in my bed, actual sweat coming off me. I breathed in and out, heavily.
Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door. "Okay, who the FUCK knocks on the door at two in the morning?" I asked, angrily. I tried to ignore it, but it happened again. Louder. I got out of bed, my night gown slightly showing what was underneath it. Why did I buy this again...? The person better go away. And it better not be a man or anything... I went down the stairs, not bothering to put on my slippers. A loud knock. "I'M FREAKING COMING!" I screeched, angrily.
I opened the door, and without looking, screamed: "WHAT?!"
Then I saw who it was. "Well, what a way to greet me."
"KAGAMINE LEN! What the hell are you doing here?!" I demanded.
"The bigger question is, what's under that night gown?" Len asked, a cheeky smile forming on his lips.
"Pervert!" I snapped, resisting the urge to smack him.
"Just thought I'd drop by..." Len said.
"At two in the morning?! Wait just a minute... HOW do you know my house number?!" I screamed.
"Resources."
"Look... I don't know what that was about today at school. Is that why you decided to just 'drop by'? To explain things, or what? April Fool's is getting old, Len-kun," I said.
"It was interesting to experiment... Y'know? When you just get curious?" Len asked.
"Uh, no, not really." Yeah, like my wet dreams have NEVER happened before in my life... Don't ask.
"Well, as I said. I was curious... You reacted just as I expected, like when I said I love you. Which isn't much of a joke, you know..." Len said.
"Shut up!" I demanded, flaring up.
"Why don't you just be mine, Rin-chan?" Len questioned, taking my wrist.
"Get off me! You'll wake up my parents, and they'll call the police!" I hissed, trying to get free of his grip. I could see his blue eyes sparkling in the dark. Damn it, why did they stand out?
"So come here," Len said, pulling me into him. I gasped, shocked at his strength, and how I just fell into him.
"Len-kun!" I yelled. His eyes stared deeply into mine. That's just so damn creepy... I felt scared, yet relaxed at his touch. My mind is going blank. Literally. What language do I speak again...? Then I realised he was still holding my body. I pushed him off.
"Well, somebody's got strength."
"Len-kun... Just stay away from me! Get that message in your head! Just, please!" I shouted.
"What if I don't?" Len asked, in a seductive whisper. Holy fuck. I felt my stomach become tight, with nerves. "Just one last touch is all I require..." Len whispered.
"W-Where?" I questioned. NO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO COME OUT... Gah.
"So forward, are we?" Len smirked. FFFFFFFFF-
"No!" I replied.
"Anywhere. Anywhere at all..." Len said.
"I don't know. I don't want you touching my private areas ever again. Seriously."
"Fine, anywhere but there... Okay? Be a good little girl, and satisfy my curiosity once more, won't you?" Len asked, cheekily smiling. I felt my face flare right up. How do I answer to this... I like Len a lot... But... This?
"I..." I mumbled.
"Rin-chan. If you agree to this, I won't touch you again. If I do, then so be it; I burn in hell for it..." Len said. Wow, that was, um... Deep?
"I can't allow it."
"Do you want me to be forever stuck with this!?" Len shouted.
"Wait. Stuck with what?" I wondered.
"...None of your business."
"So why did you bring it up, dumbass?" I remarked.
"Rin-chan, do you love me?" Len asked, completely changing the subject. Who just asks that, damn it?!
"I-I-I-..." I whispered, going bright red.
"Please say you do."
"N-Now who's being forward?" I asked, thinking of a comeback. Totally lame, but... Meh.
"Fine. Well... I'll be off," Len said. "But first." Len's lips met mine. WHAT NOW. The guy... Who I like... A lot... Is... Ohmygod. But still. I'm meant to pretend I don't like it! Damn it... I struggled to keep my eyes open. He was getting to me. I heard footsteps. Oh, shit. I put my hands on Len's chest to try and push him off, but it just looked like I was doing something completely different.
"Rin!" my father yelled, followed by my mother. Len pulled away.
"M-Mother, father..." I mumbled. I took my hands off Len's body.
"Who the hell is this?! And why were you two kissing- And even worse, WHY did you have your hands on his body like that?!" my father demanded.
"Father, it isn't like it seems, I was simply trying to push him off," I said, my face bright red. I looked at Len, waiting for him to say something.
"And who may you be, young man? Kissing our daughter at quarter past two in the morning?!" my mother yelled.
"Name's Len." Oh my lord...
"Well, Len. I suggest you keep away from our daughter... She'll be staying well away from you. I don't know who you think you are-"
"I already told ya. I think I'm Len," he interrupted. My father looked shocked. I felt like fainting...
"Get away! Just get lost, you paedophile! You could've hurt our daughter! Is that what you wanted to do? Huh? Think you could get away with trying to do nasty things to Rin?!" my mother yelled, jumping to conclusions.
"Mother. Please. He wasn't going to do that."
"How do you know what I would've done?" Len asked, smirking. I flared up. My face is going to be forever stained bright red... WHY!
"Do you see now, Rin? Honestly. Just get out, Len, otherwise we'll call the police," my mother threatened.
"Fine... Sheesh, your parents are just so over-controlling, Rin," Len said, rolling his eyes. Hands in pockets, he casually walked away. My father closed the door.
"Rin, go to bed. We'll discuss this in the morning." My mother and father grumpily walked upstairs. As I walked, the cold air went around me. I felt something wet in my pa- AWW, SHIT.
~TimeSkip~
The next day, I walked alongside Miki to school. I've been keeping my mouth shut about Len, but I ought to tell her... She is my best friend, after all. "Miki-chan... Can we... Talk about something?" I asked. Oh yeah. I made sure that I wore pants today. Never again shall I wear a skirt...
"Sure!" Miki laughed.
"Miki-chan, you have to promise me you'll be one-hundred percent serious about this," I said.
"Rinny-chan, if it's THAT personal, then I'm not your gal," Miki replied.
"MIKI-CHAN!" I yelled.
"My favourite little tsundereee... Okay, I'll be serious."
"Well... You know Len-kun, right?" I asked.
"Of course. The one whom you admire so," Miki said, smirking.
"One more clever word out of you, and I SWEAR, SF-A2 Miki." Miki gulped, and shut up. Good move.
"Sorryyyy~" she whined.
"Okay... Well... I need to just tell somebody, to get the worry off my mind. So, um... Last night. To be precise, two in the morning... Len-kun knocked on my door. I know it sounds crazy, but just don't interrupt me, please. Anyway, he came and this weird thing... Just... Started. He was being all perverted, and then just before he left, he kissed me. He actually kissed me! But then my parents came, and then they threatened to call the police if Len-kun didn't go away... And it's been bugging me ever since!" I explained, in a blur. Miki just stared at me.
"...WHAT?"
"I know!" I yelled.
"Rinny-chan... Aha... Nearly had me going there. You do know April Fool's day ended yesterday, right?" Miki asked.
"Miki-chan, I'm not joking!" I exclaimed.
"Oh. You're not? Then wait... How does he know where you live?!" Miki yelled. I shrugged. At least she's finally taking this seriously...
"What am I going to do, Miki-chan?" I asked.
"Just try to ignore him, I guess... I don't know! I'm so bad at giving advice on this kind of thing," Miki said.
"It's fine... I'm just glad I got this out." I thought of last night, and my heart raced. No. Len wants me to think like this. I can't just love him any more... It's what he wants. He wants my emotions to be played... I should forget him. I looked over at the other side of the street, and saw Len in his little group.
SERIOUSLY?
I saw Len point over to me. My heart skipped like... Three beats. I swear. I stared at the ground, my face completely covered in red. "Just keep walking... They won't do anything..." Miki said, guiding me. I had my eyes screwed shut.
"Yo, Rin!" called Kaito. Oh God, oh God, oh God.
"Back off, Kaito!" Miki snapped. I looked up. Luki and Luka were there, too... Great.
"Ooh la la, it bites. Careful, Kaito-kun," Luka remarked.
"Luka, you're gonna get hit so hard some day..." Miki said.
"Let's just walk on." Miki looked at me. I walked ahead, blocking out all of the noise. I managed it. Ugh... This is only the beginning of Hell, isn't it?
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-inhale- ….PAHAHAHAH! Oh my GOD it's been so long since I did a perverted story like this. This is just... Oh God, there's no words. At first, this was going to be just a normal story, but then I thought: 'Why not throw a little fantasy/super-natural shiz in there?;D I'm sure everybody else will love it.' And you better love it! Haha. This is going to get very heated … Well, I'm guessing so anyway. If you don't like heated M scenes, then don't read it! Skip that part of the chapter, but don't leave my story completely! Just skip it! Okay? Haha. Well... I shall see you all later, for chapter two... ;D Oh by the way, this was meant to be up on the second of April; It is now the fourth of April. I is sorry for being inactive. I love you guys! :) Peace out~!
