A/N: Sorastro the Queen of the Night and I were talking at a sleepover after seeing Alegríaabout this stuff. Especially the PURPLE HAIRED GRANDCHILDREN! …which we will come to… later.
This first chapter is Alegría!
_-*Fleur Thinks (the Scandal)*-_
One day, Fleur went for a walk in the forest. He got terribly lost and soon found himself in the Kingdom of KĀ.
There, he began to think (GASP!).
He thought about how terrible a monarch he was and felt so terrible about restraining everyone's wings and making them entertain him and how terrible his kingdom was because of this. All in all, there was a lot of terrible.
He wondered how to fix this.
So he asked the first person he saw. Which just so happened to be the Counselor's Son.
The Counselor's son was currently devising a new and more efficient way to create exploding bone powder. As such he was also building a new bone powder cannon to accommodate the new and more efficient bone powder. Fleur ignored this fact (as well as the fact that someone who is blind should not be messing with exploding things nor should he be able to create something a intricate as bone powder cannon) and walked right up and told him what was on his mind.
As you can tell, the Counselor's Son was not in the aggravated. Just annoyed.
"What are you doing?" Fleur asked.
"Stuff," the Counselor's Son replied.
"What kind of stuff?"
"Stuffy stuff."
"Okay."
Silence surrounded the two men. Except of course for the sound of partying coming from the general direction of the Twin Sister and the Twin Brother's current paparazzi. And of birds. And wind in the trees. And the Counselor's Son's working. But other than that.
"What should I do to fix my kingdom?" Fleur asked.
"Stuff," the Counselor's Son replied.
"What kind of stuff?"
"Stuffy stuff."
"What exactly would you call stuffy stuff?"
"Stuff."
"You're a genius!" And so Fleur, pleased with this endeavor, went back home.
He did stuff.
He got slapped by an angel.