Notch looked down on Minecraft. He saw Steve. Steve was laughing. Next to him was a sheep. Steve had a cake on the ground.
"Hello, Mr. Sheep! You want a piece of cake?"
"Baa" Went the sheep.
"Oh, so you want pumpkin pie? Ok! I'll go get one" Said Steve.
The sheep was silent as Steve ate the cake.
"Wow, this cake is amazing! I'm surprised you don't want some!" Steve complimented through a full mouth.
"Maaaa!" The sheep belated, then ate some grass.
"Come on, Mr. Sheep! Eat!" Steve grinned.
He shoved the pie into the poor sheep's mouth. It bleated loudly, swallowed, then threw it up again.
Steve sighed. "What do you even want besides grass?"
The "Mr. Sheep" bleated nothing, and slowly trotted away. Steve groaned, then sat on his bench in front of his birch house.
Notch chuckled, then felt sorry for Steve. He was alone. The snow and iron golems can't talk. They just stroll around, throwing mobs into the air or throwing ice at their faces. The villagers are just derpy. It's also not like he could make a pact with the mobs. And freeing Herobrine from his prison then giving him a hug? Ha! Impossible. What Steve really needed was a friend. Not pets or animals like that, something else.
Notch clicked buttons. Tapped on the keyboard of his computer. Finally, he made the 1.8. And instantly, new things were created. And also... Someone.
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Welcome to my first Minecraft fanfic! I am making Minecraft alternative swearing, so here they are! (You have to guess some, I don't want to actually say it.
Noobish-Stupid
Oh my Notch- Oh my Goodness! (I'm NOT using God's name in vain!)
What the Nether-What the Hell
Shut up- Shut your chatbox!
Son of a zombie - The B Word
Derp!- The F word (0O0)
Ok, BYEEEEEEE