THE NIGHT K.P. WENT CRAZY
This is a twisted tell of woe, I am sorry to say. I have just recently started watching Kim Possible and it is not good to watch the show then listen to Weird Al afterward. If you have read any of my other stories, then you would understand where my brain is.
I do not own anything.
By the way, this is to the tune of "The night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic.
Also I must apologize for the morbid way some of the characters bite the dust. I am actually a supporter of the villains in the show. My favorites are Monkey Fist (monkeys are sooo kewl! They're cute and they fling poop at you!) and Dr. Drakken plus I am in loooove with Ron Stoppable.
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Down in Middleton, all the villains were after the world
They were very bad guys and very bad girls
When Kim busted in, nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in her hand and bad nacos on her breath
From her head to her boots, she was covered in ammo
She looked like she just lost her membership to Club Banana
And she smiled as she with a twinkle in her eye
"I'm pissed at the world, now you're all gonna die!"
The night K.P. went crazy
The night Kim went insane
Realized she'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Well the high school is gone now, it's nothing but rubble
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Bonnie Rockwaller
And she tied up her parents and held Monique and Wade hostage
And she ground up poor Rufus into mole rat sausage
She got Shego and Drakken with an old German Luger
And she sliced up Monkey Fist just like Freddy Krueger
And she picked up a flamethrower and she barbequed Duff Killigan
And she took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken."
The night K.P. went crazy
The night Kimmie went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Smarty Mart
Without stepping in Frugal Lucre's guts
There's the Global Justice and the F.B.I.
There's the van from the Eye Witness news
And helicopters circling round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising and everyone's dying to know
Oh Kimmie why?
Why why why why why why?
Why did you leave all your friends to die?
Yes, DNAmy, now Kim is doing time
In a maximum prison, for her infamous crime
Hey Cuddle buddies, don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior, in 700 more years
But now Jim and Tim are in therapy
And both Seniors are still nervous
And Gill got a job working for the postal service
And they say Ron Stoppable's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talking 'bout - the night K.P. went crazy
The night Kim Possible flipped
Broke her back for the whole damn world
Sounds to me like she was tired of getting gypped
Wo, the night K.P. went crazy
The night Kim went insane
Realized she'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped…in her brain