So this is my parody of Aladdin's "Friend Like Me". I figured that girls need a song about putting guys in the frienzone, which is rather a ruthless act in itself, I must say. As a girl, I know what it's like.

This song is dedicated to my Duckie, the king of my own personal friendzone: Brian.

Disclaimer: I do not own Aladdin.

"Well…are you sure you don't wanna kiss me goodbye or something?" he asked hopefully, his eyes wide and his smile equally so.

"Listen, you're adorable and my absolute best friend, I wouldn't want to ruin that between us. I just don't think you understand where I'm coming from, but we should still totally hang out," she said, smiling back in her pouty way. "I love you too much to date you!"

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Well Andy Walsh had captured dear Duckie

Cause he never did get him some tail

Well darling I'm in luck cause up my sleeves

I've got a little plan that never fails

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I've got some power in my corner now

A little boy who'll always hit on me

And when I'm feeling bad or insecure

I'll just tell him that I feel ugly

And he'll say

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Oh darling don't give up

You're the prettiest girl I've seen

Darling you've got style

You're so nice

And you'll always have a friend in me

Oh ho ho

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Life is your oyster, doll

So live it while it's free!

C'mon and tell me that it's love you want

Cause you'll always have a friend in me

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My dear I pride myself in lovin'

I'm the queen, the girl, the show

I think you're cute

And one cool dude

But I'd never date you, no

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Try hanging out with me

On your shoulder I will cry

But I'm in the mood to cuddle, dude

You'll always be a friend-zoned guy

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Cause my friends don't kiss

And my friends love cats

And my friends like gossipy internet chats

And my friends don't fight

And listen here

My friends go, "Omg he's cute but don't date him."

And make the sucker disappear

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So don't sit there, slack-jawed, buggy eyed

Let's go shopping or we'll go hang out

I've got you sad and full of love inside

You've got a girl who'll always be your friend

I've got the power to tell you, "Yes!"

But I'm not gonna cause I cannot let it show

You've got a heart that's pounding hard, no doubt

It's something that I'll always know

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So darling don't be sad, you're the first of two or three

You're in the zone there's no escape

You'll always have a friend

Nothing more than friends

Always just good friends

Silly, we're just friends

You will always have a friend in me!

You will always be "just friends" with me!