20 Ways to Annoy Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist
A.N: Hello my dears! I hope you have fun reading this sweet little fanfic dedicated to my friend Dawnie-chan. I know I didn't put FMA in my favored manga/anime list but I think it got a bit long. Don't you think? Anyway, I don't own FMA, just this fanfic. x3
1. Call him short.
2. 'Accidentally' bump into him. (If you're not taller than him tiptoe)
3. Tease him about his arm/leg/whichever you prefer.
4. Ask him if he's really old enough to be married.
5. If he says he just is, ask him if he has kids.
6. Stutter whenever you talk to him.
7. Tell him Alphonse really is just the armor. 8. Tell him you were joking and then run. 9. Tease him constantly about anything that pops into your head randomly. 10. Put more milk than necessary in his stew. 11. Laugh at him and pour milk on him when he's sleeping. 12. Pout when he gets mad and fake cry. 13. Make a necklace of needles at give it to him for his birthday. 14. Ask him why he's so short. 15. Laugh whenever he turns his nose up at milk. 16. Pour water all over his right arm and say in an epic voice: "It's gonna be so~ rusty, E-chan." 17. Give him a cow and make him milk it. 18. If he doesn't grab Shikamaru and make him. (x3) 19. Ask him if he even sleeps. 20. (WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!) Tell him Baka Oji is taller than him.Outcome:
"Did you just say Ling is TALLR THAN ME?" Edward sprouted several tickmarks and growled, very angry indeed. "You will pay for this! Prepare to meet your maker, Baka-chibi-teme-kuso-baka-baka-teme~!" Aisuru-Chibi-Chan ran as fast as she could, for she was being chased by him, now. "Oh no~! I am so~ dead!" Aisuru knew the end would be violent, so she made a kage bunshin and ran away. Sure enough, her clone was slaughtered and Edward wailed to himself after her clone had poofed, that his best chibi friend was dead. Or so he thought….