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"Congratulations,you are the lucky winner to see Slipknot in concert!What is your name?"said the deejay.
"Envy."was the response.
"Well,Envy...you and a guest can see this week's hottest concert in Central!"
After getting the tickets,Envy realized he didn't have anyone to go with.
'Who to ask?'thought the green haired sin.
"Lust."
"Hm?"replied the only female sin.
"Would you like to see Slipknot with me tonight?"
"I'll pass."
After asking around,and with no one else to ask...except Gluttony.
Envy didn't care who he went with...
"Hey,Gluttony...want to see Slipknot with me?"
"Okay!"
So after a short change of clothing,Envy was dressed in black jeans and a concert tee.
Gluttony donning a Slipknot wristband.
Arriving at the concert,the two sins became separated...presumably Envy was mistaken for one of the band members.
Pushed on stage,with wires everywhere...
Envy tripped,lost his balance..the stage crumbled under his weight.
(A/N:Envy weighs TONS-2 to 4 thousand pounds...give or take)
The stadium in concert goers and band fled.
Gluttony looked at Envy,"Envy.."
"What,Gluttony?"
"Can I eat now?"
Fin