DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
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Pein sat back at his large mahogany desk, the stench of stale papers and ink floating through the air of the room. He had been working onstop for the last couple days to fininsh a full report on the Biju plan for Madara, sacrificing sleep and even sex just to fininsh that damned report. And finally it was complete! Now all he had to do was-
The leader stopped his train of thought, a soft voice barely entering his hearing range. It was deep but not gruff, and it was a sweet nectart to the ginger's ears. It could belong to none other than his own beloved little weasel, Uchiha Itachi.
Pein smiled to himself and rose from his seat, about to exit his office to find the little weasel when a second voice, this one far more rough and deeper than the Uchiha's resonated from outside his door.
"Come on Itachi-san...Please?..." Kisame's rugged voice coaxed the weasel, trapping him against the wall next to Pein's office door. "We've been partners for years, you know you can trust me...Why dont we take it a step further?.."
Pein snarled under his breath as he listened, his ear pressed against the hard wood door and his hand itching to grab a kunai.
"Hn. Kisame, I'm not looking for a relationship.."
"Please Itachi-san?..."
Pein opened his door and looked to the two members, watching the blue man jump away from the younger like he had been burned. "Itachi, I need to see you in my office immediately. Kisame, you're dismissed."
The Uchiha pushed himself off the wall and walked inside the small room, the flaming haired leader sending the shark a venomous glare. He turned and shut the door once he was inside, sliding the silver lock in.
"Damn old pervert...I should have his head!"
Itachi smiled lovingly and took hold of his lover's arm, turning him around. "It's ok leader-sama, you chased him away." He giggled softly.
Pein felt his heart melt in his chest, wrapping his arms around Itachi's slender frame and held him close, his hands resting on his hips. "Mmm~ Itachi-chan~ I told you before, don't call me leader in the bedroom~"
The weasel smiled and giggled lightly again, laying his cheek on the pierced chest and played with the thin fabric covering it. "Mmm~ But we aren't in the bedroom, now are we leader-sama~?"
The self proclaimed god hummed softly, resting his head on top of the other's. "I guess not, but it still applies~"
Itachi hummed again, testing the waters. "I don't see how it does." Damn that weasel knew how to push his buttons.
"Ita-chan...Stop this little game~ Can't we just have a little fun while I secure my position as your lover~?" Pein grumbled softly, still upset about older members trying to move in on what was clearly HIS.
The Uchiha laughed, sending a wide smile across Pein's face. "I guess. But I dont think they'll ever stop trying to get me unless I had a sign that clearly read 'Pein's Property: Back Off."
Pein arched and eyebrow and smiled. "We still have that kit around somewhere..."
Itachi sighed, "And no a piercing doesn't count."
The red haired man pouted, "Meanie~" He smiled and kissed his head, his own mind reeling with ideas. "I guess I can just sautomize the next person to touch you...Maybe that would send the message home...Oh! Or maybe I could string a fish hook through Kisame's gills...Maybe an anchor.."
Itachi could only laugh at his semes possessivness.
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