I had joined the Mafia
A/N: Well okay, me and my friend have this serious joke about the mafia, we just think it's so funny. And violence is awesome anyway. Well I just thought of this last night.
Disclaimer: who cares what I own and what I don't own. But just in case you do, I don't own anything.
I had joined the Mafia
Chapter 1: W and P Inc.
Harry's POV
Hi, this is Harry J. Potter, head writer here at W and P Inc., I am here to tell you a story. Sit back and enjoy.
You see it all started when I was just out of school. Ron and I had moved out to the states, the New Jersey/New York area to be exact. We weren't entirely sure. Well anyway, we ran into a few friends from school. It was funny, because we weren't even anywhere near the school, and people we knew just happened to move to the same area...little weird don't you think?
So I'm walking down the street, Ron is puttsin' along behind me, and I see Draco Malfoy whispering in some dudes ear in an alley I just happen to look into. When Ron finally caught up to me, I said to him:
"Ron look, its Malfoy! Want to go bug him?"
"What is Malfoy doing here? But yeah" Ron asked
So Ron and I walked up to Malfoy, tapped him on the shoulder, and looked him in the eye.
"Potter, Weasley, what the heck are you doing here?" Malfoy asked calmly
"We should ask you the same thing" I said
"Well, I cant tell you, if I see you again, maybe I'll let you in" he said
With that, he disappeared.
"Ron, lets go"
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So there I was, sitting in my two bedroom apartment, Ron in the other room stinking up to high heaven, getting ready to take a shower. He had fallen into a puddle of god knows what, and he came home to bathe. So I was sitting in my room, looking out my window of the lovely view of a brick wall.
But where was I, I don't even remember, so I will just continue this tomorrow.
Until then, Harry J. Potter
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A/N: So there you have it, chapter one of "I had joined the mafia" By Sunflower seed.
This story is pretty much just Harry telling a story. And my attempt at...well whatever I am attempting.
I won't be here for a week; me and my family are leaving for a week for Florida for spring break. But its not like I update that much anyway, you won't even notice I am gone.
-seedy-
A/N: Well okay, me and my friend have this serious joke about the mafia, we just think it's so funny. And violence is awesome anyway. Well I just thought of this last night.
Disclaimer: who cares what I own and what I don't own. But just in case you do, I don't own anything.
I had joined the Mafia
Chapter 1: W and P Inc.
Harry's POV
Hi, this is Harry J. Potter, head writer here at W and P Inc., I am here to tell you a story. Sit back and enjoy.
You see it all started when I was just out of school. Ron and I had moved out to the states, the New Jersey/New York area to be exact. We weren't entirely sure. Well anyway, we ran into a few friends from school. It was funny, because we weren't even anywhere near the school, and people we knew just happened to move to the same area...little weird don't you think?
So I'm walking down the street, Ron is puttsin' along behind me, and I see Draco Malfoy whispering in some dudes ear in an alley I just happen to look into. When Ron finally caught up to me, I said to him:
"Ron look, its Malfoy! Want to go bug him?"
"What is Malfoy doing here? But yeah" Ron asked
So Ron and I walked up to Malfoy, tapped him on the shoulder, and looked him in the eye.
"Potter, Weasley, what the heck are you doing here?" Malfoy asked calmly
"We should ask you the same thing" I said
"Well, I cant tell you, if I see you again, maybe I'll let you in" he said
With that, he disappeared.
"Ron, lets go"
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So there I was, sitting in my two bedroom apartment, Ron in the other room stinking up to high heaven, getting ready to take a shower. He had fallen into a puddle of god knows what, and he came home to bathe. So I was sitting in my room, looking out my window of the lovely view of a brick wall.
But where was I, I don't even remember, so I will just continue this tomorrow.
Until then, Harry J. Potter
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A/N: So there you have it, chapter one of "I had joined the mafia" By Sunflower seed.
This story is pretty much just Harry telling a story. And my attempt at...well whatever I am attempting.
I won't be here for a week; me and my family are leaving for a week for Florida for spring break. But its not like I update that much anyway, you won't even notice I am gone.
-seedy-