Akatsuki Troubles

"But Sasori-dana..." moaned Deidara

"No buts." snapped Sasori. "It was your fault in the first place that we got toilet scrubbing duty."

"But if I scrub the toilet with my bare hands like you said I should, my little mouths will get dirty!" whined Deidara.

"Oh well." replied Sasori. "Next time think before you put itching powder into Itachi's underwear drawer and frame me for it! Now get scrubbing!"

"Stupid...I'm the greatest...I shouldn't be treated this way!" muttered Deidara.

Meanwhile...

"Damn that stupid Deidara!" yelled Itachi, itching his butt at an incredible pace. "I'll get him for this. Him and his ring leader Sasori too!"

"Uh Itachi..." said Kisame, stifling a laugh. "Is now the best time to tell you have "I'm Stoopid" printed on your forehead in sharpie?"

"ARRRRRRRGH!"

"What on earth was that?!" Yelled Deidara.

"I have no idea." said Sasori, hiding a grin.

Meanwhile...

"Ha ha ha!" laughed Zetsu's good side. "A royal flush. Pay up sucker!"

"This game is over rated." said Kakuza. "I'm leaving."

"Be that way you bastard!" shouted Zetsu's bad side.

Even Meanwhiler...

"See Hidan?" said Tobi. "It's not that hard. Now you try it."

"Ok..." said Hidan.

WHAM!

"Oh crap!" yelled Tobi.

"I did it!" rejoiced Hidan.

"You idiot!" screeched Tobi.

"What?" asked Hidan, as puzzled as ever.

"It's one thing to tipi a tree..." said Tobi. "But did you have to tipi a police car?!"

You've met them all, now time for some interviews.

Interviewing dude(I'm only typing this name once, so live with it): So, Sasori. What are your opinions on the other members?

Sasori: Well, Deidara's a total air headed bastard you looks like a girl-

Deidara: I heard that!

Sasori: Go swallow a 7 ton toilet, you stupid whiner! Ahem, anyway, Kakuza is always brooding over his money problems. He'd jump off the empire state building for five frickin bucks. Itachi's okay I guess... but he always wears that creepy nail polish... freaks me out... Zetsu is the wierdest off us. He used to have the demon of a cat, but our leader Yondaime (top secret info. The Naruto cops are probably after me already for sharing this) Thought it was weird so he shoved a venus fly trap on his head...

Flash Back thingy off doom

Zetsu: Hey guys!

Itachi: What in lords name are you?! It's not Halloween yet!

Zetsu: I know. This is my demon. Like it?

Yondaime: I have a present for you. You'll have to close your eyes though.

Zetsu: Okay! I love surprises...

Yondaime: (shoves fly trap on Zetsu's head) My work here is done.

Sasori: And that's how that turned out. Tobi just begged and begged to be in the Akatsuki so we let him in after he groveled a great deal. And now what does he do? Go around throwing rolls of toilet paper at people. Sheesh! Hidan's always meditating, and Kisame folows Itachi like some loyal dog. I sometimes think I'm the only sane one here...

And why do you think you personally came to the akatsuki?

Sasori: Well, I'd show another flash back thingy of doom, but I don't feel like it. I came here because...um...because Masashi Kishimoto wrote that I should be.

Well that sure was helpful.

Sasori: Shut up and stick to the questions!

Ok ok... What motivated you to join the akatsuki?

Sasori: Isn't that practically the same question you asked before?

Darn...Well, thank you for your time. We've got others to interview. Thank you.

Sasori: Yeah, you better appreciate it.

Now, Deidara, why were you partnered with Sasori?

Deidara: Because-

Sasori: Because idiots and sensible people are often paired together!

Deidara: It takes one to know one you jerk off!

It seems to be an uneasy relationship. Anyway, why did you join the akatsuki? Hopefully you'll give a better answer than Sasori...

Deidara: Well, I joined because I got vintage nail polish from Itachi as a bribe to join.

Okayyyyyy... What do you treasure most in life?

Deidara: My hair conditioner. I couldn't live without it.

Sasori: See? That proves it! He's a retarded gay freak!

Itachi: You'll pay for putting that itching powder were you did! Now die!

Deidara: Gotta go!

Uh...and that somewhat concludes out interviews for today. Join us next time.

Deidara: No! Not my hair! My precious hair! All it's radiance... gone!

Itachi: Clay will do that to you.

Deidara: What are you...?! Not up my nose!

Nightshade's corner

I apologize for this chapters shortness.

So far, we've interviewed Sasori and Deidara, and Deidara got one of his clay falcons shoved up his nose. Tune in next time for a pillow fight that no pillow fights can compare to! (There happens to be a lot of that sorta thing in my comics)