DW: This is a parody of the worst song EVER. Enjoy!
It's Monday
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Kyoko Sasagawa sleeps on her bed until the alarm clock next to her says "10 AM". She immediately opens her eyes and rises up from her bed.
Kyoko: 10 AM, hey I overslept!
Kyoko then puts on her school uniform in the bathroom.
Gotta get dressed, while singing this song
Takeshi Yamamoto enters the kitchen.
Takeshi: I'm starving, gotta have breakfast
Takeshi Yamamoto then takes out a pizza box from his fridge.
I ran out of cereal, so I had pizza
With pepperonis and crusted cheese
Hayato Gokudera drives his motorcycle down the road.
Hayato: Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta get my boss
Tsuna Sawada smiles and waves his hand at Hayato as he arrives at the bus stop.
I see my boss
Tsuna sings while sitting at the bus stop.
Tsuna: Should I take the backseat?
Should I take the sidecar?
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
Tsuna and Hayato clap their hands as they drive themselves to school.
Tsuna and Hayato: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday
Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom
Chrome Dokuro and Mukuro Rokudo both walk through the school hallway as they sing.
Chrome and Mukuro: I hate school, I hate school, yeah!
I hate school, I hate school, yeah!
Squalo, the school teacher sings as he places the student's pop quiz papers on their tables.
Squalo: F, F, F, F
You all get a detention!
Kyoya Hibari walks through the mess hall while holding his lunch.
Kyoya: 12 PM, we're now having lunch
I got marsh potatoes and baked beans
Food, food, think about food
You know what it is
Xanxus and Lussuria are running through the football field while passing a football to each other.
Xanxus: I catch this, you catch this
This is how you pass the ball
Lussuria: I catch this, you catch this
Now you know how
Shoichi Irie walks through the classroom and turns his head to Yuni, who waves her hand at him and smiles.
Shoichi: Yuni's at the front seat
Shoichi then turns to Haru Miura, who flirts at him and gestures him to come over.
Haru's at the back seat.
Gotta make my mind up
Which whore can I take?
Tsuna, Hayato, Takeshi, Kyoya, Chrome, Mukuro, Kyoko, Haru, Shoichi, Yuni, Xanxus and Lussuria lined up in a row at the hallway and wave their arms as they sing.
Everybody: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday
Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom
Lambo and Colonnello pop up out of nowhere, both dressed in basketball jerseys.
Lambo and Colonnello: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Lambo and Colonnello: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?
Ryohei Sasagawa now writes on the chalkboard with a hat that says 'Dunce' on his head.
Ryohei: Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Tomorrow is Tuesday, Tuesday
Two days ago is Saturday
And now is Monday
And three days later is Thursday
God this is so confusing.
And my head is spiiiiining….
Can I have a toilet break now?
Byakuran drives down the road in a convertible while wearing sunglasses.
Byakuran: Don't mind me, I'm a random rapper (rapper)
In a convertible (vertible)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Now there's a police car behind me
I'm wanted for drunk driving
Check my speed, it's now over 300
If I get caught, I'm going to jail!
Everybody is now on the football field while dancing to the song as they sing.
Everybody: It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday
Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom
Tsuna: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Tsuna: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?
It's Monday, Monday
The worst day of the week
It's another week of school and homework and torture
Monday, Monday
Gettin' down on Monday
Everybody's not looking forward to go to the classroom
Tsuna: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Tsuna: I hate school, I hate school
Everybody: Yeah!
Work, work, work, work
When will this day be over?
After the song is over, Reborn, the school principal enters the field and yelled, "What the hell are you guys doing? Detention for all of you for the next 2 weeks!"
"Awwww….." Everybody whined disappointingly.
THE END