Ash won the Hoenn league using only Pikachu and he will soon off to save the world from Team Magma and Team Aqua. He very tall (6'7") because no story is complete without a tall hero. He also can grow a full beard within a couple days(without aura!).

Ash's team: Pikachu, Ho-Oh, Charizard, Latias, Snivy(I just love that little snake), and Lucario.

Ash: Age 20

Dawn: Age 18

May: Age 19

Misty: Age 20

Serena: Age 19

Sabrina: Age 23

Cynthia: Age 24

Bianca(movie): Age 24

Flannery: Age 21

Skyla: Age 21

Korrina: Age 18

Iris: Age 18

Professor Oak(gender flipped): age 64

Brock: Age 25

Max: Age 15

Clemont: Age 20

Tracy: Age 23

Calim: Don't care, he sucks.

It was the final day of Ash's vacation in Hoenn. There is only one region in the world Ash hasn't beaten yet. Tomorrow was when Ash would take off to the Ultima Region. The Ultima Region had only four badges, but it was the toughest league in the world.

All his girlfriends were in bathing suits. It is important to note that all of his girlfriends are very hot even though Ash didn't care about that. Ash was getting ready for his last day on the beach when his first girlfriend Misty came in side soaking wet.

"It's pouring wet outside Ash. Our vacation is ruined!" Misty complained.

"But the weather report!" Ash noted running outside only to find himself assaulted by bright sunlight with not a drop of rain in sight. The sand was wet and there was a rainbow.

Serena and May ran outside. Serena observed, "It's was just raining a few seconds ago."

"It's raining on the other side of the beach house," Dawn announced.

The heavy rain caught up from behind Ash.

"Ash, are you sure you thwarted the evil teams?" Cynthia questioned.

"Now that you mentioned it," Ash recollected, "I don't think I did. I just assumed I would naturally defeat everyone I needed to during my badge quest. That how it usually works."

"We need to figure out where Team Magma and Team Aqua are at," Professor Oak reasoned.

Ash went back inside used Google. "The internet doesn't know," he declared, "I just have to use science."

"Ash, you can science?" Dawn asked, "I knew you were smart, but not that smart."

"Dawn," Professor Oak said grumpily, "That's not how science works."

Clement appeared on the computer monitor. "Don't worry; I have anticipated such an occasion. I have my Triangluator That Finds the Foci of Weather Anomalies to track the location of the source of the weather disturbances. It is in an underwater volcano twelve kilometers south-southwest of our current position."

"Great, I can be there in no time!" Ash shouted.

"But how will you get there?" May quizzically asked.

"I'm the Aura Guardian. I can handle absolutely anything without sweat."

Ash went out to the ocean. Ash aura-pulled a long stick into his hand. He aura-transmuted it into an ekans.

"Pharaoh, let my people go!" Ash yelled while dropping the ekans into the shallow water. From the ekans the ocean split in two making a path.

"Was that really necessary?" Serena asked.

"No, but I really wanted an excuse to pull a Moses."

Ash, as the Master of Aura, ran at 9999 Miles per hour down the path he created until he hit the volcano, which took about 2.68 seconds. He ran straight into some lava, which is no big deal because Aura Warriors are immune to lava. Ash jumped out of the lava and into the battle between the leaders of the teams.

"Whose ass should I kick first?" Ash questioned.

"Try the guy try to drown the world," Maxie stated, "Team Magma is try to expand the land mass so there is more room for humans and agriculture. Agriculture currently is displacing the natural environment on land. This is why it of vital importance to increase the land mass."

"Like hell you care at all about the environment," Archie rebutted, "Human activity is only going to destroy the habitats for pokémon. Human as they are will just reduce the diversity of pokémon and steal their home when they have nowhere else to go."

"Hey, I have an idea on there can be more land AND water," Ash declared.

"Are you insane?" Maxie rebutted.

"No, but I'll have to use a computer with an internet connection," Ash requested. Ash did a Google search. "I have it, just stay where you are. Don't go anywhere," he gleamed as he used his aura powers to shot up in space.

Ash flew to Mars. On his way he did some calculations in his head. He used 8% of his power to push Mars into a new orbit. Venus was going to take about 13% of his effort to push after he was done with this. As he pushed Mars, he did Aura-Genesis and created an atmosphere suitable for life. When Mars was 1.05 astronomical units from the Sun, he readjusted it into a near circular orbit again. He would ask Clemont to do the calculations to see if this orbit was stable in the long term but for now this was good. He flew down to the surface and teleported Kyogre and Team Aqua to the planet.

"I hope you like three-eighths Earth gravity. It won't affect aquatic life as much as terrestrial life so I used Mars for the ocean planet," Ash explained.

"Did you just give us our own planet?" Archie stuttered.

"Yeah, they weren't doing much good as they were. It's really only Jupiter and Saturn that are protecting us from asteroids."

"I can't believe you would do so much for us."

"It's nothing. Terraforming Venus for Team Magma will take a bit of work. Venus will also need a temporary Kyogre-transplant so it will have sufficient oceans for a living biosphere," Ash explained. Then Ash sighed, "Well, there goes my last day of vacation."

Meanwhile, in Cyrus's dimensional ship, that floats between not mere universes, but stories as well.

"Ash seems to get more powerful with every fanfiction," Cyrus contemplated, "My old plan had many faults, but now I see the errors I have committed. Even in this dimensional ship, Ash will be able to find me and stop me."

"T minus three months," Giratina counted-down, "Won't he just come in the nick of time and save the world yet again."

"Nothing can stop Ash's rise in power," Cyrus expositioned, "That's why I planned the ultimate distraction. I will combine two universes, and bring in an adversary even Ash can't stop. They will compete to be the most awesome character. Harems are involved, so now the flatness of the characters will work against them."

"It's the perfect plan," Giratina agreed.

"No, not perfect at all," Cyrus corrected. "We must remain vigilant. There is a chance Cynthia will stop us through her own awesomeness. It is strong enough to manifest even in stories such as these."