Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Today's Google doodle was for the creator of instant ramen, Momofuku Ando. This was the result.
"I HAVE LEARNED THE NAME OF GOD!" Naruto ran into the clearing, shouting.
Sakura bopped him on the head, sending him to the ground. "Naruto-baka, don't blashpheme!"
"I'm curious," Sasuke spoke. The boy had his 'how can I use this to become more powerful than my brother' face on.
"His name is…" Naruto's voice dropped low, "Momofuku Ando."
"Momofuku… NARUTO, you baka!" Sakura shouted at him, "that's the man who invented instant ramen!"
"And he is a god," Naruto spoke in awe. "Momofuku-sama brought to us the heavenly noodles. We pray during the three minutes he makes us wait for our ramen to be served."
"You hate those three minutes," Sasuke stated bluntly. This had just turned into one of the dobe's lame ideas, not an avenue for power.
"The ramen Momofuku-sama sent is holy. I simply wish it could be enjoyed faster," the Ramen sage pulled a cup out of nowhere.
"Is it more holy than Ichiraku's?" Sakura's question gave Naruto pause and Sasuke hoped this would be the end of it.
"No, no, that's not…" Naruto mumbled, his head in his hands, rocking back and forth. Then he sprung up. "Sakura-chan, what was the thing those Grecks had?"
"The Greeks?"
"Yeah, their gods were a pathanee, pathanen… no what was it?"
"The Greeks had a pantheon," the pink haired girl rolled her eyes.
"YES! The Religion of Ramen has a pantheon!"
Sasuke buried his head in his hands as the dobe continued speaking. Would Kakashi show up already?