Iwa's Vanishing Cyclone: Chapter 1
"Whee! You guys can't catch me! I'm too awesome for that!" Naruto was currently running from the ANBU of Konoha after pulling a prank. His 'mask' was up, the one that portrayed him as a blond idiot wearing "kill me" orange. In reality, it was just a simple mizu bunshin. The real Naruto was in his little apartment studying his dad's Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God) Jutsu, and was trying to get it to work. The real Naruto was not at genin level like most people believed. He was truly nearly Sannin level, with all of his dad's jutsu and his abnormally large chakra levels. His chakra control was high Jonin level, so he could basically use an infinite amount of jutsu.
The old man Hokage is pretty nice, allowing me to borrow these scrolls from the Jonin library. I wonder if there are Kage level chakra exercises. When he finally releases my identity and my true skill level I'm gonna laugh my head off at their expressions…
"Damn it! Why isn't this working! My dad was the Kiiroi Senko!" Then Naruto stiffened. His clone's memories had come to him. "Oh that's why. So my main affinities are wind and water, so since my secondary elements are earth, fire, and lightning, I won't be able to use Hiraishin. I probably got the wind and lightning from my dad, and the water, earth, and fire from my mom. Uzumakis have lava release right? Can't use it without training, so whatever. That sucks! But since I have wind, I could probably use wind instead of lightning for the slowing down time part. I only wish that there was a way to get rid of the "yellow flash" part of it. It's next to useless in stealth operations. I'm gonna use a dark color for it, just in case. I'll call it Kie Sutōmu (Disappearing Storm). Well, I gotta get going and get my dad's scroll for Mizuki-sensei if I want to pass. Then again, I could just fail again on purpose like all those other times…" Why did old man Hokage want me to fail on purpose again? Oh yeah, something about a repeat of Itachi if I showed my true skill level. Mizuki's an idiot. Does he truly believe that I would get him the Hiraishin scroll? Retard!
As he was mumbling and thinking, Mizuki was being captured by ANBU. Naruto took off to the Hokage tower, and easily grabbed the scroll before making a fake and going to where Mizuki was supposed to be. He actually never needed to have to go to the Hokage Tower because the one in there was a fake. He had the real one from the Namikaze Estate. He was just there to get the ANBU to follow him. As he was making a beeline to were Mizuki was arrested (remember, he didn't know that Mizuki had been arrested yet), he heard battling in the distance.
'What is that?' he mused. 'I'll go check it out.' As he ran off, ANBU arrived at where he was less than a minute ago. When they couldn't find him, they began scanning the forest. Had the Inazuka among them listened hard enough with their enhanced senses, they would have heard the battling as well.
"I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! That's cause I'm Kirabi!" Naruto arrived at the battleground in time to see Kirabi do his ridiculous introduction. Naruto sweat dropped at the scene until he saw the Kumo headbands. Then he saw one of the few people who had ever been nice to him lying on the ground moaning in pain.
"BUSHY BROWS!" Naruto had met Lee during an early morning jog, and since then, they had always sparred together. The only other people to be nice to him had been Kakashi-niisan, Ayame-neechan, Teuchi-ojiisan, The Sandaime Hokage, and surprisingly, Sasuke Uchiha, but that was before that massacre of the Uchiha. Sasuke was never the same afterwards. He looks like an emo with a duck wannabe haircut nowadays.
Naruto became cloaked in the Kyuubi's youkai and soon enough, he was at 2 tails, and still could see the difference between friend and foe. He charged at Kirabi, and was promptly blown away by a huge tailed beast bomb. Naruto was sent flying, and landed in the hills close to Iwagakure, the Village Hidden in the Stones, and the sworn enemies of the Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato. Naruto would have died of blood-loss, but luckily, the Sandaime Tsuchikage was flying by, carrying his granddaughter, Kurotsuchi.
"Hey Jiji! Look! There's a person collapsed on those hills." Kurotsuchi was always on the lookout during her grandfather's "funny bird acts". As they went in for a closer look, Onoki (the Sandaime Tsuchikage) inhaled sharply. This kid looked exactly like the Yondaime Hokage, minus the whisker marks. "Hey weird kid!" Kurotsuchi jumped out of her grandfather's hands as soon as they made it to the ground. "What's your name?"
"Ugh... Who are you? Wait… Are you the Sandaime Tsuchikage Onoki? Ugh..." Just my luck. Gotta land in the area where everyone hates my dad. With that articulate answer that didn't answer any of the Tsuchikage's questions, he fainted.
"Jiji! We have to get him to the hospital! Look! He's bleeding! But what is this awful feeling?"
Onoki was thinking. Hmm, that feels like demon youkai. And he looks just like the Yondaime Hokage. NO WAY! Did he seal the Kyuubi no Yoko in his own flesh and blood? I need to think about this. He picked up his granddaughter with the bleeding boy, and sped off towards Iwa's shinobi hospital.
Meanwhile, in Konoha
"Let's celebrate! The demon is dead!" A few people were crying though. A silver haired man wearing a mask, the current Hokage, Bushy Brows, and the people at the closed Ichirakus Ramen Stand.
So how do you guys like it? My first Fic so please don't flame. Just tell me what I could do to make it better. Next chapter will be up either today or tomorrow. Expect semi-short chapters with a near-daily update rate.
Next time: Explanations, and Vengeful 'Fish Cakes'