This is a songfic that Freeglader helped me write. Thankies JB!!! It's about Sasuke, the butt-monkey, and is to the tune of "Joy to the World". And for those of you who don't know, Neji means screw so basically the title is "Screw the World"...yeah. For those of you who like, and I mean REALLY like, as much as I'd like you to, you shouldn't read this songfic. It insults him so much it's not even funny...ok so it is funny.
Oh yeah! and before I forget, if you follow the dubbed version of naruto anime or manga, DONT READ THIS!! ITS HEAVY SPOILER ALERT!!!!! yeah, that's all.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sasuke or any other Naruto characters altohugh it would be so cool if I owned Itachi because...nevermind. Anyways, I do not own the song "Joy to the World" either. It's just a holiday song that I'm sure someone a long long time ago made, but it wasn't me. So read my songfic and review!!
Neji the World
Neji the world, Sasuke is gone
We shall beat him with tongs!
We'll stab him with kunai
And poke him in the eye
And laugh at him in pain
Get Gaara to make it "rain"
The only way we won't do this is if he stays. (yeah right)
Neji the world, Sasuke is dumb
He still sucks his thumb!
He went to Orochimaru
He learned to perfect his "kukuku"
He's going to defenestrate you
While going "kukukuku"
Kuku ku kukukuku ku kukuku.
Neji the world, Sasuke sucks
All he does now is cuss!
He wants to kill his brother
Who killed their father and mother
Why, we're not sure
But he said it's cuz he's cool
No he didn't but Itachi is cool. (seriously!)
Neji the world, Sasuke's a butt
He wants to kill his best friend!
And after three years
Naruto's still in tears
He wants Sasuke to come home
But Sasuke just won't
Because he loves Orochimaru more (...eww)
Neji the world, Sasuke will die
This will be the third time!
The first time was because of Haku
The second because of the Sound Five
Now it's Orochimaru's turn
When will it be mine
And why won't Sasuke stay dead (really! I mean come on!)
Neji the world, Sasuke has died
Although that's not bad!
We've been waiting forever
To bad he died of a fever
And not by Itachi
Kicking his butt
Cuz that would have been so much cooler.
Neji the world, Sasuke is gone
We shall beat him with tongs!
We'll stab him with kunai
And poke him in the eye
And laugh at him in pain
Get Gaara to make it "rain"
To bad we can't do this because he died. (we wish)
...So what do you think? Yes, I know the rhymes kinda died, with Sasuke, but I don't care.
If you guys like it I'll try to write another. Give me some ideas please! (and reviews!)
ALso, I'm sorry that there aren't any breaks between the verses. For some reason it wouldn't allow me to do that and it really pissed me off.