Nitrospark's Rules and Guidelines for the Newly Transformed.
by JupiterJones aka J.A. Franks
Disclaimer: All things Transformers belong to Hasbro and Takara-Tomy. I own nothing but the plot and OCs.
Setting: A series of rules/drabbles that coincide with my TF Prime: Infection storyline.. as written by Nitrospark.
Miko = Ravelight
Raf = Compiler
Chapter 1: Orientation Day.
Alright lets get this started.
1. Do not try and skip out on Prowl's lecture. He will hunt you down.
(A few soldiers thought they could sneak off and avoid the lecture.)
(They were wrong.)
(I knew cop cars could be sneaky.. but Damn.)
2. Just because you got a shiny new Alt mode,
it does not mean you automatically know how to handle it.
Even if you've driven or flown one before.
(Jack. Agent Fowler.)
(Flying AS the Jet is far different than flying THE Jet.)
3. Yes, you now have your own communications system in your head.
Please be aware that you shouldn't be using it during the lecture.
Certain bots can and do listen in.
(Jack.)
(June Darby and Agent Fowler.)
3b. On that note, watch what you say on the Comms.
They are not tightly encrypted.
(June. Agent Fowler.)
(Seriously? Eww.)
(Ravelight.)
(It is not wise to sass Prowl.)
(Wreckers are Autobots. He outranks you.)
4. If the twins suggest you do it. Run it through another Autobot first.
(Ravelight. Myself.)
(Ugh. My aching Processor.)
5. Energon, while not alcoholic, can lead to a drunken state when over consumed.
(Ravelight. Myself. See rule number 4.)
(While its good to know how many cubes I can drink..)
(Perhaps we shouldn't have used high grade to find out.)
6. If you are wanting some 'alone time' with a significant other.
It is best to lock the doors and windows.
(Names withheld by Prowl's request.)
(Jazz is known to sneak into such rooms for the express purpose of photos.)
(The twins will do it too, for pranks as well.)
(Not that a lock will deter them for long.)
7. Just because you are now Cybertronian, doesn't mean you can
automatically do "The robot."
(Assorted soldiers. Ravelight. Jack. Myself.)
(Damn. Fowler can move.)
(Jazz is still trying to figure out how he can move like that.)
8. Yes, you have a computer in your head. Surfing the net without
the proper firewalls and filters is inadvisable.
(Compiler. Ravelight)
(At least Compiler was able to fix it himself.)
(Ravelight. Not so much.)
9. Scientists and engineers have "Medical grade" sensor nets.
This does not, however, mean they are qualified medics.
(We have them because they are just as useful for our job class.)
(While there is some overlap in skills. It is rudimentary at best.)
(No I don't know why its called medical grade. Ask Ratchet.)
(Or Prowl... if you're desperate.)
10. If you ask about how jets and ground bots have normal sparklings.
You will be sent back to Prowl's lecture.
(You obviously weren't paying attention when he explained it.)
(I have no sympathy for you.)
To be continued! Read and Review please! (leave suggestions in the comments!)