I was only allowed one chocolate bar per week. Otherwise, Cissy says I get "too crazy". Psh, I don't know what she's talking about. I'm always "too crazy".
So, one day, I found something shiny when I opened my chocolate bar that week. It was something about me being a golden ticket winner…I didn't really pay attention to the wording. But it did say that I could visit a chocolate morning. Oh, and I can take one person with me. Cissy's with Luci and Draco on some remote island…So, I'm taking Voldy with me instead! If he doesn't come willingly, I'll either crucio him until he agrees to come, or I'll imperio him…
I ate all the candy there.
SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!
Then, I blew the factory up. Now I'm rotting away in Azkaban. I don't know why Voldy hasn't come to break me out yet…again…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!