"This is it boys, this is war!"

99 Red Balloons

Chapter One

It was a beautiful morning in Hyrule. A light breeze blew through the land, and the grass was a dazzling emerald green. Everything would've been perfect, if it weren't for that damn singing!

"Da dee da, da da dee – Huh?" Remi stopped abruptly, narrowly avoiding a nut that flew through the air at her.

"Stop that! Stop that wight now!" A voice said. It was high and squeaky, like a toddler on helium.

"What?" Remi said. "Stop what?"

"That singing! It is awful!"

Remi paused, looking around, but not seeing anything.

"Where are you?" She asked, confused.

"Down here!" The voice snapped.

Confused, Remi looked down, and was delighted by what she saw.

"Oooooh!" She squealed. "'Tis a lickle deku scrub!"

The deku responded by firing nuts at her.

"Ow, Hey! Cut that out!" The now helpless girl snapped. "Stop it! I'll scream!"
"Do that if you must, foul siwen!"

"I'll.. I'll SING!" Remi exclaimed, playing her trump card.
"No!" The deku shouted. "Please! Have mewcy! I beg of you!"

Remi pulled herself to her feet and brushed herself down. Her body was covered in small bumps where some of the nuts had hit her. Small purple bruises had already begun to form.

"Ah…" She sighed. She had always taken not being pelted with things for granted.

"Now," The deku began, as others pulled themselves from the bushes and trees of the Lost Woods. "We shall now continue to take ou' ange' out on you."
"Wait! Why would you want to do that?"

"Because," The deku said simply. " We a' most pissed."

"Why?"

"Because, no one eve' pays attention to us! We are you' me'chants! We a' you' fwiends! We are your allies! Why do you igno' us so?"
"Uh… So how do you feel about that?"

"Angwy."

There was a few moments silence, at which Remi considered this. It was partly her fault, as she had never paid much attention to this particular race. Keeping in mind that the deku was still intent on beating the life out of her she spoke.

"What will it take," She asked, "to get me out of this situation?"
"Help us." The deku said slowly. "help us lead a wevolt."

An: Bad choice on help. Okay a few things to sort out.

Please review. If I don't get enough, I'll be duct taped to the ceiling.

The Deku's talk like that because of my stupidness. If your more braindead than me, you should know they say W instead of R.

That's all of this chapter, stay tuned. ;)