I do not own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon, as much as I would like to….
Thanks to friends and family for inspiration.
~~~~Sailor Sweetie~~~~
Five young men walked onto the campus of SenshiArashi High.
And for once, they weren't being hounded by their stalkers or having to wear ugly uniforms.
The leader of the group, Hiiro Yui, almost sighed in relief at not having Relena glomp him.
Suddenly whispers broke out around them and the boys could only stare in confusion.
What was going on?
Just then, Duo pulled Hiiro's sleeve.
Irritated, Hiiro turned. And saw five of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen.
All wore the female version of the school uniform which
consisted of light blue and black, and in sailor style.
The pleated skirt was black and had a blue trim.
They each wore an identical white blouse with the blue sailor collar
and white poufed sleeves with black edging.
The vest they wore was black and had a silver symbol
that was sword with a storm cloud behind it that
was sewn on the breast-pocket.
Two of the young women had blonde hair: one had her orange blonde
hair pulled back by a red bow and the second blonde had her silvery blonde
hair pulled up and away from her face into two odango and streamers.
There was a brunette as well, she was about a head and a half taller
than the odangoed girl and had her rose highlighted hair pulled up into a pony-tail.
Another girl had her raven black hair loose and you could see the
purple streaks in her hair. The last young woman had short cropped
blue hair and had her head stuck in a book.
However, it was the silvery blonde that caught his eye.
And in an attempt not to blush, he grunted and turned his head away.
There was an: "Eeep!" and a thump and then:
"Oh! Tsukino-sama!!" came a terrorized voice, "I'm So Sorry!!!"
Hiiro turned to look back to where the voice came from and
realized it was from a girl with short wavy red -brown hair.
In front of where she was sitting was the odangoed girl,
who looked surprised at her new position on the ground.
The other four girls were grinning and trying to hold back
their giggles at the teary-eyed girl looking terrified in front of the Tsukino girl.
Suddenly Tsukino started laughing.
"Osaka Naru-san, I'm fine!!"
"A-a-a-are y-you s-s-sure Tsukino-sama?" Came the teary-eyed response.
"I'm positive!! And how many times have I asked you
to call me Usagi-chan or Usa-chan?!"
"Many times, but you and your friends will always
be "minna-sama" to all of us here at school..."
The brunette cracked her knuckles.
"Naru-san...do I need to smack you over the head
like last time to make you call us by our first names?"
"Oh-no, Kino-sama..."
"Naru-san...don't make me hurt you..." The raven haired girl growled.
"Rei-chan, give the shojo a relapse..." The blonde with the bow sweat-dropped.
"Minako-chan, it's 'give the shojo a break...'" The blue haired girl,
had finally emerged from her book completely.
"Ami-chan, you know Minako-baka always messes up sayings..."
The Kino girl laughed.
Suddenly the odangoed blonde, Usagi, looked at her watch.
"We're gonna be late!!!" she screamed slightly, as she jumped up,
helped the Naru girl to her feet and grabbed the girl, Rei,
by the crook of her elbow and dragged her off.
"Aieee! Usa-chan's right! We are going to be late!!" screamed
the other blonde, "Minako-baka", as she grabbed Ami and the
Kino girl and dragged them off as well.
The girl, Naru sighed as she walked away.
"They're not late, the Planet Goddesses are never late..."
"Hopefully this school will be easier to navigate
than Peacecraft High..." Duo grumbled as they too walked to their class.
It was. They were at their first class within minutes and
had been seated by the teacher who said that he would
introduce them to the class as soon as the bell had rung.
Just then the five girls from earlier walked in.
Well, three walked in.
The other two ran in.
The blonde with the bow was being chased by the raven haired girl.
"Aino!! Get Back Here!! And Hold Still So I Can Kill You!!"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'STUPID' STAMPED ON MY FOREHEAD?!?!"
"YES!!!"
"Well, I May Be STUPID, But I'm Not CRAZY!!!!"
"Whose turn is it to stop them?" Usagi asked exasperated.
When noone answered, she sighed.
"Fine I'll do it...But if this keeps up we're gonna have to
buy the school a new supply of meter sticks..."
"Here onna." Wufei said, effectively startling her, handing her his precious katana.
"Nani?"
Wufei shrugged.
"Domo, Shonen-sempai." She said simply as she walked over
to her two friends and promptly smacked them over the head
with the hilt. "Baka shojo-chan, behave!!" The girls winced,
nodded and meekly sat in their seats.
Smiling she handed the katana back to Wufei.
"Domoarigato again..."
Once again, Hiiro noticed how beautiful she looked.
"No problem onna...Why was the black haired onna
chasing the blonde haired onna?" Wufei asked
"Who knows, it's a different reason each time..."
And she bowed and went across the room and sat in her seat.
Quatre noticed the girl, Naru from earlier sat in front of him,
so he tapped her on the shoulder and got her attention.
"Hai?"
"My name is Quatre, would you mind telling me what that was about earlier?"
"Oh, you mean with Tsukino-sama, well you see...I- uh- I can't
explain it that well...but it's like if anybody messes with them...
well, uh- have you uh- you've heard of the legend of the Sailor Senshi, ne?"
"Hai..."
"And how they protected Chikyuu and the Tsuki no Hime with their Planetary powers, ne?"
"Hai..."
Now Hiiro, Trowa, Wufei, and Duo were listening.
"Well, the Sailor Senshi were really beautiful,
but if you messed with one, you messed with them all.
So it's the same for Tsukino-sama, Mizuno-sama, Hino-sama, Kino-sama, and Aino-sama."
Trowa interrupted.
"And according to the legend, the Sailor Senshi turned
into the goddesses of their planets. Is that why you called
them the 'Planet Goddesses'?"
Just then the bell rang, and the class went automatically silent.
Naru nodded, turned back around in her seat, and looked
expectantly at the teacher.
Their regular classes went off without a hitch, mainly because it
was completely different material and Relena wasn't there to preach about pacifism.
But when they got to their Gym class, things got interesting.
Class for the day was outside and they were all waiting on the bleachers by the
track and football field for Coach Ten'oh to show up.
The five girls all had their hair up, but they weren't in their gym uniforms.
Just then Coach Ten'oh made her appearence.
She was tall and had her white blonde hair cut into a boyish style.
She was wearing yellow and black jersey pants and a dark blue tank-top.
"Tsukino! Hino! Kino! Aino! Mizuno! Why aren't you in your uniform?!"
"But we are sensei..." Usagi said with a grin.
"B|_|11-5|-|17!!!!!"
Usagi's eyes teared up, and her lip trembled.
"Sensei...how can you say that...?" A lonely tear crept down her cheek.
And immediately, Hiiro and the other boys as well as everyone
else in the class felt horrible for seeing Usagi cry.
The teacher however wasn't affected, seeing as she knew Usagi,
and was one of her friends.
And that was when Coach Ten'oh fell....
"Nice try Odango Atama, now You and the Girls CHANGE!!!!"
...Right into their trap.
And since they were obeying a teacher, they wouldn't get in trouble.
The girls immediately started stripping, and Christina Aguliara's 'Dirty'
song could be heard playing.
Coach Ten'oh turned red and then started swearing at the girls while the
Gundam Boys blushed, but quickly became the living wall, while
facing away from the girls so as not to get slapped.
Of course, it helped that the girls had their gym-clothes
underneath their school uniform...
"Alright Little-Miss-Smarty-Gym-Shorts.
Run Three Miles! Starting Now!" Coach Ten'oh said addressing Usagi.
And being the smart aleck that everybody is at one point in their lives:
"Kyo, Hai Kyo!" Usagi saluted Haruka and took off running around the track.
(means: Sir, Yes Sir!)
Fifteen minutes later she finished.
"Coach Ten'oh! I'm finished!!"
"You can't possibly!"
Hiiro spoke up: "She did. I saw her run each mile in five minutes flat."
Well, spoke monotone...
"Fine. Tsukino- you shall spar...Kinotaka!!"
"Kinotaka's the best in the district!!" Tamasaburou shouted
"She can't possibly! Kinotaka would murder Tsukino-sama!!" Naru exclaimed.
Makoto however had full confidence in Usagi, as did the other girls.
They knew something Haruka and everyone-else didn't know...
"Go easy on him Usa-chan..."
Duo and the others heard Makoto say that and looked at her
confused just in time to see Usagi nod ever so slightly, before sauntering over to the mat.
"Why do I have the feeling that you know what's about to happen, onna...?" Wufei asked Rei
{Why weren't these girls insulted that Wufei called them onna's?} Hiiro wondered to himself.
Rei turned to him and smirked.
"Kinotaka's been on his high-horse for the past year now that noone
will ever be able to defeat him. And that he was at the level of the Gundam Pilots.
So Usagi bet that she could beat him, especially since he picked on
the lower grades and we had to skip school to protect them...
So I'd say he's about to get his just desserts from a certain Planet Goddess..."
Five minutes and only three offensive moves on Usagi's part later,
Kinotaka was unconscious and Usagi, the victor.
"Usa-chan! You're the best!!" The girls exclaimed as she walked over.
"Iie. The Gundam Pilots are the best. I just happen to be good at taking advantage
of a situation..."
"Tsukino-sama, don't be so modest!!" Naru exclaimed
"Who was being modest? I was telling the truth!"
The boys exchanged a look. Wufei had an impressed look on his face
that resembled respect.
Suddenly Minako and Ami went sprawling, and the other three dove to help them up.
Their usually cheerful faces so full of happiness and love became walls of iron and ice.
They glared at the man that pushed their friends to the ground.
And then in a move, Rei had a sword in her hand with
ruby studding the hilt and Makoto had a glaive with emeralds
pressed into the handle at his throat.
"Bad Move." Usagi said, her voice resembling the Artic in the coldest winter ever.
And then looked at Minako and Ami,
both of whom had bloodied hands and knees.
She nodded to Makoto and Rei who pressed their weapons
into the assaulter's throat and drew blood.
"The Blood-Debt is repaid. Take Aino and Mizuno to the medical ward.
I'll deal with this kono-yaro."
"Hai Tsukino." The girls nodded before helping their friends up and half-walked,
half-dragged them away.
"Know this: No one messes with The Planet Goddesses.
You're lucky Aino and Mizuno asked me not to harm your pitiful,
dishonorable, and unworthy-of-this-shool's self..."
{When had that happened? I don't recall them telling her that...}
Hiiro's glare turned silghtly thoughtful
And with that said, Usagi promptly knocked the asaulter out.
"Yuuichiro-san, take him to the medical ward and see that he's taken care of."
Her voice left much to be desired.
Then she turned to Coach Ten'oh.
"Inform our teachers that the Planet Goddesses will not be attending
the rest of our classes for the day."
"Yes ma'am." Coach Ten'oh said obediently.
"However, if we are needed, call the home of Setsuna Mei'oh,
it is she whom we are staying with."
"Yes ma'am..."
And with that, Tsukino Usagi left the room.
"Woah, was it just me, or did Tsukino-san pull a Hiiro/Wufei/Zechs...?" Duo asked.
"It's not just your imagination Maxwell-san, Tsukino-sama is very protective of
her own...And she will not tolerate their enemies." Umino informed them.
Suddenly, all the Planet Goddesses sprinted back in.