authors note
heh sugerkills from deviant art inspired me to write this, he is hilarious you need to check this dude out!
bad day to be a blue jay. "your fucking right on that one..." " it all started out, waking up this morning...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"YAWWWNN."
i looked over to the trampoline where my best bro ,rigby, has claimed his sleeping space, he would, have a bed, but, i took his mattres under mine cause its sooooooooo comfy. anyway... when i glanced over he wasnt there! so i decided to go look for him. i got up out of bed and ran downstairs. i smelt, something delicious so naturally i took off to find the source. finally i reached the kitchen to see rigby...
"hey rig-" *eye twitch*
"sup brooo-woah whats wrong?"
mordecai pointed his pointer feather at the pan infront of rigby which had 3 raw eggs simmoring.
"ya, so? remember that time when you ate like 6 huge super amulets in one day?"
"ya?! what does that have to do with anything?"
"amulets are made from raw eggs!"
mordecai then ran to a garbage can and threw up everything in his stomach.
"then there was that time at our coffee break..."
rigby decided to play a little 'trick' on me.
"hey dude! you want this cracker?!"
"yes, i would very much like that cracker."
mordecai went to reach for the cracker when rigby pulled it away
" psych!"
"who wants the cracker?"
"me, yes, i do!"
"who does?"
"mordecai! mordecai wants the goddam cracker!"
"i can-"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW"
then mordecai started to flap his wings untill he hit the roof of the coffee shop and fell on his face.
" then when we got off work..."
"now back on animal planet, see how the bear eats its newly hunted prey, the raccoon"
"ha, dude you got eatin."
"STOP TALKING"
"then watch as the hawk swoops down and attacks its prey, the blue jay"
"if you say one fucking thing i swear to god i will hit you with the cart."