Dear Shizu-chan,

I found you, hahaha.

I didn't know you used the internet.

Or even knew how to for that matter.

Love,

Izaya


Dear Flea,

FUCK OFF.

What are you some stalker?

And why wouldn't I use the internet?

Hate you,

Shizuo

P.S. My name is Shizuo get it right damn it!


Dear Shizu-chan

So rude~

No i'm not a stalker i just...happened to stumble across you.

And I didn't think you would have the patience to be able to use it and not break it out of anger.

Love,

Izaya


Dear Flea,

Suuuure.

I got a computer from my brother so i try not to destroy it.

And quit saying love, its so gay.

And I thought I told you to quit saying Shizu-chan

Hate you,

Shizuo


Dear Shizuo

Haven't you ever heard of coincidences?

I'm not gay...unless~

And no, you didn't, you said that your name is Shizuo, which I am well aware of; just chose not to use.

I have to go now I have some unfinished business to attend to, fare well for now.

Love,

Izaya